Do you know why there are no raps on the North Pole? It’s hard to grow up on the street.
© HZ

If your wife left you on her own will, should she work for two weeks?

I play fifa, passes by mommy and grit: it would be better to go live and play football. I play in Pure, passes by the mummy and grit: better live riding a motorcycle, I play in Battlefield, passes by the mummy and grit: better... and not... better play.
Play the right games.

YYY: Do not be jealous of me. Really no one. I don’t even talk to Igor on quip!
XX: With which Ivory?
XXX: O_O

Are there lesbian gynecologists?
P.S No, I do not need. I am curious

XX: Study of foreign languages. I remember, in my early childhood, all the inhabitants of our then communal apartment received humanitarian aid from Europe. In addition to the bowl with hot dogs, dry milk and peanuts, there were also mysterious strawberries with the inscription "HOT DOG". Our people are dark, they do not understand literacy. Well, there were screams that the corrupt capitalists were giving us hungry dog food. "Hot", you understand, something for "dog"... No other than shit! My parents, both after the English branch of the filfak, said that they would gladly eat "dog food," and the shy neighbors gave them all the banks of hot dogs with a contemptible smile.

YYY: This is something else! I was complaining about one herla here: "Well, what stupid films these Americans are making! Well who would guess the movie "Vampire Diaries" to name?" It turned out to be the series "The Vampire Diaries"...

Battya bought a foreign brand, after 30 years of driving on domestic stalls, the first comment:-"Bla!!! You press on the gas, and it goes"

From the call center operator:

Operator: Is this the number?
Subscribe to: No
Operator: Can you tell me which number is it?
About another thing!
The Operator:?! to
Please name the number you are talking about.
In the hearing?
Operator:........ (the silent hysteria)

BradZot: Survival on pirate servers with a bunch of bugs and wrongly-working scales (if at all working...) has made our people so advanced that on off-servers, where it works ALL and ALL right (!!!) Foreigners are being protected from Slavic opportunities.

My mom gave my favourite snoop some sort of compass iron and a cute flash... And I am a poppy polyethylene ^_^

p.s Make your kids happy ?

Creators from the advertising agency "Voshod" of Yekaterinburg, placed fragments of books on the bottles of air refreshers.
Our prayers were heard.

XXX: Write in the claw so that you don’t beat
Judging by how it hurts, I now do it myself :)

epic fail, say...fail is when you watch amateur porn and suddenly realize that this action takes place in the apartment that you shot a week ago(((

The Belarusian:

Dear Universe, when I repeated the mantra “Money is getting more and more, it’s coming to me with an endless flow,” I didn’t mean devaluation!!! to

The Russians want to return the militia.
Q: Is there a psychiatrist in the state Duma?

Status in contact:
So why...? Why Do Philosophers Need Economics?

Commentary :
Well judging by "Economics" - Philologists you crazy... Maybe something will work out with the economy...

by Fugu Fish

Yyy: Daddy is burning)))
XXX: What is it?
YYY: I came home, everyone is sleeping. When I go to the kitchen, he drinks sleeping water.
I said, I had a nightmare.
Which?
-I came to Irkutsk on a tank.. and I had him at the station 2 alkasha spied.. and I had a few bags of salt there.. I was chasing them, and they were hiding with him somewhere.. well how can you hide with the tank...? I woke up and there was no tank.

<Ravox> pzds
<Ravox> for the sake of the director's versions of the Lord of the Rings in HD wipe out all porn on the computer
<Ravox> Who am I after that?
<El_Pasador> Elf of the 80th level

She said I’m cute =)
YYY: Again on the liars pulled?

Fuck me, I am a man.
[22:46:45] Maria: I sit in cowards, I drink beer with whiskey, I listen to lymp biscuit...
[22:47:23] Yuri: in female trousers alcohol-free beer
Yuri: You are not a man.
Yuri: You are a kind of pidaras.