"Posinovik can not be shot down from the air defense. The subordinate cannot be overthrown as a result of a coup. He does not make loud and controversial statements on television. Podosinovik does not prohibit anything and does not write agitative speeches."

You just have a bad imagination.

<xxx> When the air conditioner is set, see that they vacuum the highway. Thus e. As they finish the installation, they must connect such a rubbing thing (a vacuum pump) to the external unit and suck for a while.
<xxx> The better the installers the longer the saucers. Bad ones don’t suck at all.
<yyy> I imagine coming to them and saying "I told you have to suck.. I know nothing anymore."

Why the cheese?? to
According to the theory of large numbers, in the secret zone there will be a certain number of those who are there for duty of service and have the same brain damage as the rest of the "hunting".
So the profits of curators are 100% guaranteed. And the plan of your crush they really do not need us.

= is
And apparently, according to this same theory, the involuntary helper of the enemy will conduct a panoramic shooting of the premises? And curators will generate Pokémon until there is a list of passwords or at least an evacuation plan on the picture?

Listen, maybe just forcing the staff of special facilities to wear foil hats, just like you? And get rid of ordinary people with their idiotic laws?

No one has repealed the Russian law. Photographs on sec. Objects are prohibited. into private ownership as well. What’s wrong with you that you’re still talking about it?

In short, I came back from the turbine, weighed - my mom is dear, plus three kilos in two weeks!

Wow: Well, it can’t be, there are so many activities: big boats, swimming, forest with berries around!

HHH: And it was without food that I took the pudding, and guess what would happen if I still went to the dining room. Cake with butter, soup with meat, sausage for sweets and all that.

What did you eat then at all? 0 - O

HHH: Yes, in the store nearest to the big ride, in the small there entirely. A couple of sausages, black bread, cheese a couple of pieces, vinicle vinicle sweets to snack. Well, and chopsticks at night roasted - the only normal meal of the day.

Wow: Well yes, compared to this list of ham on milk in the morning in the dining room you would be straight into a ball of swelling >_<

He decided to take off his unmatched socks as a worker. Now there are five perfect couples.

The real story.

One camaraderie from a pitch hat decided to make a ballaclava. To mark where to make the incisions for the eyes, he stretched his hat, found an eye, and woven there with a tail.

42 year old man.

Hi to.
I am Belarusian, and I... I write a couple of phrases in Russian every six months. I speak less. I was outraged by the Russification, the older brotherhood, the attitude toward Belarusian as colloquial, padonkafsk and even with them, and ultimately the Russian language itself, although it is he who is not in business.
but.
My fellow Belarusians.
I was even more concerned about your arrivals to "Belarus".
There is a proverb - "although the pot is named in order to put the stove".
If you don’t care how you’re called in a neighboring state, it’s just cockroaches in your head. Belarus is just a name. Here, the “Western Territory” and “Kresy Wschodnie” will not be names, but claims. This can also be done in the bubble.
The car. Please stop, and just forget about Belarus. You already have Belarus. and all. Enough is.
All the best.

The PS. Dear Russians. Here in Belarus, Belarusian language is a certain marker. Belarusian-speaking people actually face discrimination and therefore usually support each other without unnecessary "preliminary affection" and so on. but. In the end. Any complex sociopath can get his share of empathy simply by speaking in Belarusian in an unknown company, or, at the end of the day, by picking up a fight against Belarus, once started by the same sociopath.
Such things.

A. L
I didn’t know about the existence of Kazakhs.
In childhood
A. L
So I was very surprised that it was for the Chinese who talked Russian so well.

XXX: No, it is about something else. There was somehow a scientific discussion about what time of day to fuck a varan.

The story of Laura.
Internship in a rural hospital. A 4-year-old boy was brought, the bean was moved into the left nose. Press, try with a pincet - it only goes deeper. The boy ores.
A surgeon was sent to wake up, he was there in the CRP alone for everyone with great experience. An unawakened surgeon came and struck the probe in the right nose. The boy sneezes, the bean flies out, the surgeon goes to sleep.

IQ tests are written by idiots.
We were given a time test in physmat school to write. We missed the task in the party, if we didn’t solve it in 2 minutes. Then they made each other missing decisions. As a result, it turned out that we had an unrealistic number of points, in which the test is recognized as invalid. There is no way to solve such long tasks. And the ability to fucking a system is not perceived as the ability of intelligence. In Russia, this is the primary capacity of intelligence.

I see Ivanushka the Landless.

When designing land for lease under the barracks, it is necessary to obtain permission from the architectural department, which will never issue it to a dangerous site, because it is responsible for this. And now strain - if the barrel still stands above the gas highway, what is the price of its "legal" documents?

Take the dacha. Ordinary 6 cents. I want a house there. I do the project, as it is. I ordered geodesy, geology, drawing everything. I get and I’m going to agree (no gas, no forest, nothing like that). Everyone signs me, I build. And in 5 years, gas drivers come and say, you have not 50 meters to our highway, but 45 meters. Move the house. And you are in shock: there was no gas on the plane, the land committee did not bother anything, the architects of the city too. And here it turns out that all those who were supposed to tell you "You cannot", so that you do not get into the tabernacle afterwards, do not take into account anything, and you have permission to build. But after 5 years it turns out to be "NAVERNAKA obtained illegally". This is a real case.

I talked to the girl about every piece, there was a dialogue of the following content:
I: Okay you, the fruit of lime in diameter of five centimeters, no more.
Q: Are you joking? Lyme is very large.
I: You’re talking like I’ve never seen Lime.
D: You say it as if I’ve never seen five centimeters.

It seemed like a joke, but it was so annoying that the breath stopped :D

Chodor was a Pokémon. He was attached to the master, possessed superpowers and could only speak his name.
Yes, and the master fought with him.)

The real case. We got to the office only a boy from the institute. The smoker immediately that he was stunned by a small s/p, because he broke through the chip and the main thing in life is the scooters. I worked for a month, pulled off. Then, he smiles the next customer, the director passes by, enters the conversation and takes the client to his office, then the customer takes the goods for a large amount. The guy rushes to the director and screams: I can’t stand it! What kind of hell??? Where is my back?! He flew out of the office immediately.

No, we really have medicine.
I was taken to the hospital with a stroke, as if in one part of my body.
The doctor walks and doesn’t pay attention to me.

Then he turned around and asked, What is there?
The nurse replied that her ass had crushed. Do you imagine?

xxx: The expression "Desktop wallpaper" is absurd in itself.
xxx: It’s the same as "A carpet on the wall".
XXX: Well yes, it is all right.

Well, any normal person understands that the chanson is Aznavour and Farmer, not the Circle and Shufutsky.
On the other hand, this is precisely the case when the name clearly defines the essence: and the lyric is thief, and the name is tyrannic.

Customs urged foreigners entering the country to report on accounts in social networks

And you are fiery, fiery.

To the consolation of all those who have fallen astray from the Belarusian batsman, I will remind you that not only we, the Slavs, are such fools. Our Greek brothers were mindful of all. They prohibit calling the inhabitants of Macedonia Macedonians and officially demand that Macedonia call itself the “Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.”

We look forward to the Icelanders changing their country’s name to Eyjafjallajökulland and throwing a tail on anyone who can’t correctly pronounce it.