I was kidnapped by aliens. I remember only a dull light, some buttons, movement up...
“Don’t worry, we took you drunk in the elevator.

And you've noticed that the "sows" are very correct, caring and careful about the "crabs" when they fall asleep early.
Silence, people... Well the man is asleep. We cover the blanket.

And how wickedly and frankly, they behave in a shamish manner with regard to the "sows" who sleep peacefully until noon!
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Rise up! Thus the whole life goes on! How much can I sleep??? I am a flyer!! to

xxx: well, I can find my leg without any problems in the ralph or the columbian, but the fucking to give 4000 for the keys for the summer I fucked in my mouth

Do you cut your nails?

XXX: and suddenly ice=)

Fucking in the summer?

xxx: we are in the sea = (((

A few years ago I wrote a program for a medical center. Its essence is that by a combination of symptoms it gives a method of treatment. There really was the resemblance of a neural network for learning, but I’m not sure they’re using it. This is all you need to know about paid medicine.
_ _ _
I’m a doctor, and I’ll tell you, a young man, that’s how they treat the world. Because finding a competent doctor to compile a list of symptoms for a particular method of treatment once and for a long time is easier than finding a little-small competent sculptor in every Zadruchin village. simply in the same States instead of the program it was initially implemented in the form of the Talmud - but also with the model on the theory of the graphs if a - then b, and if c - then d".

Working ants and bees are all babies. The male sex appeared simply as an evolutionary stage of development. It is not necessary for reproduction. Just like him.

You don’t go to biology next year.

If a cat doesn’t sleep at night and tries to sing songs to you and call you on a bustling playground, there’s an aphigenic way to translate it into a daytime existence.
Hang out of the window, and more. In the morning you feed it with seeds to the edges, in the evening when you come from work you have a tired cat. Checked on several "night predators". It acts inexorably. But you need to know the measure, to stop in time, or the cat will move through the phase.

A 25-year-old patient came to the ultrasound with complaints of pulling pain in the lower abdomen, delay.

Doctor, I have an inflammation. See also. Without ultrasound treatment is not prescribed.

Have you done the test?

What a test? It is 100% inflammatory. It was already so. - In my practice, such patients have already met, so I just sneaked.

I do ultrasound silently: 9 weeks of pregnancy. Turn the monitor to the patient.

Well here, look at it. Hands, legs, head and heart are beating. He looks carefully and thoughtfully.

This is what? Am I pregnant?

Well yes. I say at least 2 months.

- Doctor, can the inflammation on the ultrasound look like this? The girl speaks with hope.

Oh yeah.. Everything happens, of course, but I’ll write that you’re 9 weeks pregnant.

is dressed. I give the stream.

No doctor, you are wrong. I’ll make an uzi somewhere else.

has gone. No more came. Probably healed inflammation.

On a local news site in Novosibirsk news: "The YABLOOK activist was broken his nose when he was protecting the personal data of those who signed for the cancellation of the Yarova package." In the photo, a strong intelligent guy looks into the eyes of a bullshit. The first comment:
It’s great when a smart man can even put on a bucket.

Delivery of goods to customers at the address

Where do you want to take?

K – Village “Such”

Aha, I know

k - There is a stop "Pharmacy" and next to "Council"

It was, I know

K – So, in front of the council there is a monument to Lenin, so he points his finger straight to our house.

and o_0! ! to ! to

I love the South. We swim with a friend on a mattress in the sea. The sea is clean, the meduses swim down. The friend decided to hang out, dive, kissed the medusa, well, and she answered him. I rub, he closes his lips, tears in his eyes. We sailed to the shore, ran to the rescue post, asked what to do? What can you help? Well what do you think... Their answer is to suck in a burnt place. I’ve never seen tears in my eyes of pain and laughter at the same time.

In Scotland, the penguin conducted a military inspection and received the title of General.

They smoke hardly. Surprisingly, the news is not from the Netherlands or Colombia.

Damn very smart.
Do not be sad:

>>The shooting of the show "Destroyers of Legends", watched the last series, sadly

Open a physics textbook for 6th grade, you will learn a lot of new things. Half of the legends are broken down in 5 minutes of computing.

Who doesn’t care about those legends? The main thing in the show is not that, but the explosions and destruction!

In the pearl of linguistics:

Turkish

My cat lives with me. Fighting, the ear is broken. No new competitor is missed - every night he goes to the morrow. And this year, the neighbors brought a young white cat, which is absolutely non-conflict, does not claim to the territory, does not fight, etc. Our people do not notice him. But I saw here that when our struggles with some tourer, the white must sit next to him and watch.
Spectator mode is...

There has recently been an alien resident. A cat's murmuring can not prevent him from falling asleep, it is opposite to sleep. Attention citizens, strangers among us!

Q: Maxime, will you write news about this?
and no.
CHC: But why? The topic is relevant, interesting, and so requested!
I am not Maxim, I am Igor.

We gathered with a large company on shelves and ride motorcycles at the same time. Of course, except for the two owners of the equipment, nobody tried to drive. A multi-band track is being built through the forest, so until it was opened, they decided to use the space as a platform for learning. One of the girls was fascinated by the process, allowed herself to break up, made several successful rides, gave up the motorcycle to others, and then sat down again. At some point she left, and she was not there for a long time. He returns.

Girl: Something went wrong. I fell from him...who is that? (Tracks a broken piece of brake handle)
The owner of the motto (unfortunate): And the brake pen broke.
Girl (sliding off the motorcycle, frankly): Is this a storm?! to

Weapons against allergies.
And Bayonne is fresh again:

Dr. Watson decided to teach Sherlock Holmes to smoke a pipe.
I went and consulted with the professor.
The Professor says:
Put your phone in your ass for a while.
Watson did so.
Holmes came, smoked a cell phone and did not blink.
The next time Watson pushed the tube deeper and for a longer period of time.
Holmes smoked once again.
Another month has passed.
Holmes never stopped smoking, but Watson could no longer do without a tube.

Members behavior over time:
15 years: "Oh, something touched me! It’s time to get up!"
20 years old "Oh, the girl is cute! It’s time to get up!"
25 years old "Oh, the girl split up! It’s time to get up!"
30 years: "A really cute girl has split up in front of me. It’s time to get up."
35 years: "Why are you kidding me? What is Mine? Okay, I’ll get up now."
40 years: "Master, here a woman wants something. Do it yourself, not the little one. I’m going to sleep."

Oh, I have a counter example, literally a freshness:

A few years ago, a guy helped his friend get pregnant. She asked him, because she did not dare to go to the clinic, but wanted to give birth to herself - she is 30 and he is tall, beautiful, an athlete. The guy agreed. The woman gave birth to him. They continued to communicate normally until he got married. And immediately after that the lady filed in court for his recognition of paternity and payment of alimony.

The husband urged his wife, almost on his knees, to give him a child. Well, a good dad should get out of it, right? Figure to 2. During the first difficulties with pregnancy, when the woman was forbidden to walk on foot because of the threat of miscarriage, and she wandered so that her mother did not burn, this pepper went to the left, because you see if he needs sex (not handless like!), and with the appearance of a crying son at home, it turned out to bite how hard it is to live, I can't go straight, I leave. There is no money (officially a minimum, haha), but you stay there. So here is your example from the category of anecdotal, my - where do not spit, everyone knows at least one such father or child. A woman in prostration, one help from her mother-pensioner. A man who.