Do you feel stressed when a woman earns more than you?

Yes is no.

Why is?

“You know, my first woman I lived with bought me everything. She had her own house, car, and career. I even bought me food. I didn’t have anything, but I was happy.

Was it not stressing her?

No, not from the beginning.

And then then?

“And then I knocked 18 and she said, ‘Push the shit to work! “” It was my mother...

I am looking for a job and a specialist I am in demand, so a lot of calls and invites to work.

- We offer you a rate below the specified in 2 times, and the job is not quite on the specialty.

I: I’m afraid it’s not right.

Come to an interview and we can make an agreement.

I: Where are you?

- our production in the neighboring town (type Butovo in Moscow)

I: It doesn’t suit me at all. I have to take a taxi for about 2 hours.

A bus from you.

I: it is 3, 5 hours (with traffic jams all 4, 5)

You will get up earlier.

I: I will sleep 4 hours a day 5 days a week

and six days. We have a working day on Saturday.

How teenagers hand over phones for repair:

Can the phone be repaired?

Hi, of course leave it.

When will it be ready?

Tomorrow, if the problem is not difficult.

Can not today?

Do you see how much I have on my table? Everyone needs today.

How can I be without my phone all day?

Laden, what’s going on with him?

"Well he fell on the asphalt, his car moved, then the rain began, he turned off. I thought the battery was down. He came home, put on the charging, his sparks flew. Will it be ready today?

Our neighbors (and I grew up in a private house) kept chickens on a free pasture in the yard. Periodically, neighboring chickens had to be chased out of our yard. Talks with the neighbors did not result. So, a hole in the fence is carelessly covered, and chickens after some time again climb to us or simply fly through the fence.



This situation annoyed me exactly until one day, in a secluded place, I found a feather of eggs. Having softened, the eggs were taken, and the place was also covered with dry grass, for the comfort of the chicken. Take care, say for health.



For a month, if not more, we picked eggs every day. And the chickens no longer need to chase, and with the neighbors to argue too.



However, after some time, all the chickens were cut off feathers on their wings, and all the holes in the fence were carefully made. Probably it seemed unfair to the neighbors that they feed chickens and the chickens feed us. I liked this compensation.

When they don’t want to change anything, they change the government.

After the revolution, the narcoman of education Anatoly Vasilyevich Lunacharsky gathered the intellectuals who were underdeveloped in the former Petrograd and addressed them with a speech: say, you, comrades, probably think that we, the Bolsheviks, are opponents of Russian culture and, for example, do not recognize and love the great Dostoevsky... So this is not true. Even now, contrary to your views, we have decided to place a monument to this brilliant writer... We just don’t know what to write on the piedestal. Could you help us with your suggestions?
The silence reigned. Suddenly a professor stands up and makes his proposal:
- Write this way: "Fedor Dostoevsky - from demons!“”

The new minister of health has become the former head of Roszdravnadzor.
And the new head of Roszdravnadzor became the former minister of health.
I say, they really change the beds in the bordell.

On one of those days when I was in second or third grade, and the year 2001-2002 was in the courtyard, we were knocked on the door. I heard a familiar voice from my room and decided that it was for me, but the grandmother came back and told me not to leave the room. I remember listening to their voices from the kitchen and I couldn’t understand why I was shut down! I remember being very offended then.

Only many years later I realized that my classmate was coming - a boy from a disadvantaged family. When the mother went out to drink, there was no little bit in their house, and the hungry child was walking around the apartments and asking for some food. My grandmother didn’t want him to feel uncomfortable because of me.