For a long time, let’s take care of our health.
Remove the left hand from the face
2) Straighten your back
Take a cup of tea for yourself

She: I just haven’t been sent by any other guy.
It’s nice to be the first.

XXX is
Have you been to "Summer"? O and how?

YYYY
I was sure that the movie about the vampires should be in the spirit "She went a little bit on the lawn and gathered Traffq and flowers ^_^ And here is our blood, cooked by the chickens in the pursuit of the vampire is flying and ripidored into the flesh everywhere, the bodies are swallowing around the blood, the pigs are beaten, around the inside protected"
This is a melodrama for girls. What are these vampires?

Fuck how you got it – remember it and remember it. I remember everything - and wetcoats, and disquets, and the first games on compass, which were launched through the bios, and grandfather, and Sega, and the garages I climbed, and the hives collected, and what I just did not do, and I remember all this. But I am, shit, only 21 years old. And I don’t feel old, I’m still a child, and I still ride on the cranes, I start the ships in the spring, and I get red from the word pipisk! I also have a younger brother who is only 14 years old. So he also remembers all this, and he does not drink or cry, is engaged in sports, teaches C++, from my tip reads classical literature, goes to museums and understands classical music. His upbringing was mainly done by me, but my parents never had it.That's why I write this. You, like these nine-year-olds, who are so nostalgic and spit on the younger generation and the schoolgirl you so despise, what have you, specifically each of you, done to make sure that schoolgirl isn’t so stupid? Almost everyone has a younger brother or sister. Have you ever wondered how they live? Have you ever tried to talk to them and explain something? You can just sit on the internet and post all the shit about stupid school. Fuck to fuck.
P.S I apologize for the UG and for the mat, as they say.

What to drink after unprotected sex. Is it 2 weeks?
See also: vodka
c) ToLeg

Until recently, in the subway free newspapers was distributed by the grandmother (Everyone presented the stereotype of the grandmother).
Recently they began to distribute men (2m * 2m). I wanted to come and ask: "Where is Grandma?"

Fender
By the way, I was visited by quite strange feelings when I was waiting for you in the subway)I have been waiting for more than 20 minutes, and half-person orets "DINAMO, DINAMO, DINAMO!!and "

Men just dream that all women are lighthearted about sex, unless it is a mother, wife, daughter or granddaughter.

Listen, I’ve broken my bulldozer disk, can you see?
2: mmmmmm, you probably broke the CD-ROM, and the disc for bulldozers is the album of Sergey Lazarev.

I fell asleep in the server. I dream like I’m running on a paradise field. And then the voice is heard "Artuewourr,Artuewourr"I ask God, are you? And the voice "daaaa". God, am I dead? “But I will return you to the earth, and you must save them.” And here they wake me up with screams. "Arthur, we have 1C not working". I feel like Neo!

The developers of computer games do not cease to surprise. An exciting new game - the simulator of the deer! Yes, now you can run through the forest and even encounter the same deer as you.

Remember, you wrote that if you add soluble coffee to the cola, you will not fall asleep.
YYY: Well yes, and what?
You will finally not fall asleep at midnight when you remove the kitchen from this sparkling hernia of coffee!!!!><

Elena (23.11.2009 20:45)
By the way, when I was asked in an interview how I cope with life’s difficulties, I replied that it saves the sense of humor. I did not lie, right?

Elena (23.11.2009 20:45)
I didn’t say anything about whisky.

And this happens...

He: I was so missed...
I want to embrace you.
He kissed...
Is there beer?
He: There is
She: I will come

and burn:
Who do you want, a boy or a girl?
by mmm:
Monthly

We went to the local KVN, as a support group, which was on the shore of the reservoir, in the summer. Get the vodka. We were 30 people (along with the KVN team). There was a lot of vodka, but all used in the first evening. After the performances, there was a disco. I was already on a good support and decided to sit on the bench. I sit. I do not touch anyone. Kent: What are you sitting on? I: - I want to sleep, but I have the strength to get to the tent (the tent town was broken). He says I will help. Takes me for the collar of the jeans with one hand, the other for the belt of the jeans and in a horizontal position carries me to my tent. How he did not seize any stretch from the tents remains a mystery. But he did not bring me to the tent. It fell in 2 meters. I raise my head, see my tent and slide toward it. Added. go down. It became warm and comfortable. I slept. After a while I wake up and realize that it is morning. The birds are singing and lighting. I try to get up. I can not. Someone is lying on me. I go and say, get up!
There’s a voice from above – who are you? I answered, yeah yeah! That is me!! Let me get up!! I feel it’s getting easier, but I can’t get up anyway. I said, Why are you not standing up? The voice from above: Stand up! I: Why can’t I get up? My hysteria has begun. And here is the main question: - and you, what fucking kind of person are you under the tent?!?! to
The curtain...
P.S The mood was raised in everyone that morning in our tent town :)

I bought a bottle of beer and broke. Woblu chose the one that was thicker, thought with ivory. It turned out shit. The appearance is deceptive.

I watched the davecha as the booth-post of PPSnikov moved across the corner.
The crane slowly descends this sameo structure and underneath it the boring mints are weary.
immediately association - the base of terranes is flying from place to place and the trials have nowhere to drag resources.

Xvalim the cat when he catches the rat. Usually the head eats and throws at the doorstep.
XXX: Recently, the scapegoat has been very upset, wearing the same body to the door for the second week. I tried to throw that body into the garbage...

He will bring!
She says: Hi!
How are you, are you missing?
She: things are terrible... because wildly missed you... and tormented one question...
He is: Which?
You, and you, who are you?