I like to bite your ear :D
Kitty: here I will bite your ear and play with it myself.)
ZloyBober: I don’t like this trend.

Ceramic: vodka "soft", juice "famous", cigarettes "light".... so what’s so fucking that, fool?

I live with my parents and in the same room with my younger brother. My brother I already trained when I had a girl pretending to be blind-deaf and dissolve around the corners of the apartment. But curses always happen.
Wonderful day, beautiful girl, we only get to know each other closer... the door opens. This is a miracle of nature. He runs to the bedside of the head of the bed... We don’t notice him, then he says, “Masha, I don’t look!Take the most necessary thing – the clock (this is if you have two!!) Mobile phones and running away.
I give Machine my chest, she covers her legs with fear and compresses them (my palm is just between them), and breaks my finger.
The State! Provide people with housing...

"Kozel" – Beer with your character

How was your first driving day? =) is
It is great! Even around the city, InstuHtor was silent all the way.
The young man! I believed in you! and ;)
You did not understand, WOW. When I was on the road for some reason suddenly turned 150 degrees (approximately) at a speed of 60, he went so far and sat with his face blunt, all white. But was silent. 0 ?
Well the devil. I would be ashamed to be with such a girl.

Justone (c)

What about blackjack and prostitutes?
Bird of Happiness: I don’t know the blade, but we’ll come

1: came from America car, and under the counterfeit in the trunk found cowards
Do you have an antisanos car?
1: not
2: then this is a special option for machines without antifungal - spare trousers

Only in Siberia, looking at the swamps and slightly warming sunshine, you can say with enthusiasm: "Spring..."

Why don’t I have a boyfriend?
Because you’re not feminine enough.
It is like Nihua!! to

From the discussion about wearing shortcuts:

Do you have a kitchen knife at home? How many bodies are there?
About 160 bars, 30 sausages, several dozen corners and 200 eggs. I do not remember the others...

In order to make our people strong and sturdy, we need to tie the speed of the internet to the speed of rotation of the pedals on a bicycle worker or the number of bands :)

There is a popular wisdom: whoever does not shudder, he shudds.

Status of acquaintance:
I love Arthur 32 months 130,000,000 steps, 200,593 kisses, 963 nights 157 holidays and 500,000 common memories!

Hoyace girl calculator O_o

The xxx:
Yes, I am a hot man!
YYYY :
Do you write water?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I’m not just writing – let’s end it ?
YYYY :
That’s why you have all your hands scratched.)

At work, they were invited to bowling on February 23...there is written:Dear our Hussars, we invite you to visit bowling, etc. and etc. In honor of the holiday of February 23...bla-bla-bla...all in this spirit.
at the end of the phrase: Gusar!Check your balls for strength.
O_O

What is a “Confident PC User”? I am a confident PC user. I am complex. I’m not sure about myself or the PC.

Q: What is your name Michael? You are like Eugene, right?
yyy: yes fuck mom thank you >.<
XXX: What is she?
Yyy: Yeah, she bought me red cowards, I thought it smelled awful. And then one day I went to the bath with the guys... and I didn’t think about it and dressed them... >.<
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Fuck... Fuck...

Vladimir Mayakovsky

Who is pale.

not those
by Blade,
What bread
for
in front
and behind
They give us
by Fuck,
God forgive them!
Those fools –
The liars,
Money is
The Sweaters,
fucking
Not giving –
This is crazy.
of the present,
Her mother eats!

XXX: This is all shit.
xxx: Do you know why all the beautiful lilies are sewn at the top of the third size?
xxx: because when the breasts are really big, you are already on the finish, the main thing is that the breeder is sitting comfortably and fucking with them.
xxx: anyway, the man will have only one reaction - to remove his fist so that he doesn't bother to step))))

from ZH
Collection of pearls from car sales sites

Saturday, 05 July 2008 by 18:11
I have collected it over the last three days and I think it will be replenished.
The Toyota Camry. The roof of the luggage compartment is not in color, changed (noticable only when clean...)
NISSAN MICRA. “For the girl. Pink car, pink blankets, a pink rabbit hanging in the cabin (I will return with the car)
by NISSAN ALMER. “You turn. He accidentally fell into a hole in the subway. The car was hurt less than me.
The Audi A4. “Without an auction, I do not sell in a hurry. I can’t sell it at all!!“!”
The Opel Corsa. The car is in perfect condition! A girl was driving. The bumper is scratched, the rear wing and passenger door are blurred, the discs are bended, the roof is blurred (not beaten, just a flower fell in a pot from the balcony..."
The Toyota RAV 4. “I sell urgently, because my wife will soon give up on the rights...”
The Toyota Caribbean. The baggage compartment needs to be cleaned.