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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43669
 24.02.2011
from VKontakte

Anya: I like guys who are not afraid of their feelings and are not ashamed to look in the eyes, catch the waist, hire and make compliments. Who does not need to hint on "conducts" and "kiss". They know what they want and they it.

And after the hiring are paid, or foolishly hired for a trial period?

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43668
 24.02.2011
Physics 7th class:

The kidnapped child is transported in an atomic car (not bad already). Through the gap in the body, the child notices that between the two neighboring kilometre columns the atomic car travels at 40 pulses. How fast is the car?

To whom are these tasks assigned?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43667
 24.02.2011
...he was fighting with me on the eve of the 23rd...looking with the money hard, the gift was not for anything to buy :)
But now he thinks how to reconcile...Ann Fige to you, I will only talk to you after 8 :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43666
 24.02.2011
I found a girl who didn’t have Skype or ICQ, only SMS and phone. About hosting he listens with his mouth open, although he is a lawyer himself. How much more interesting things can be said...

[ + 39 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43665
 24.02.2011
Mind or not. If it is not, it is called humanitarian so that the overwhelming majority is not offended.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43664
 24.02.2011
What is TAE?
WOW: Yes, my sweetheart was pleased.I went to the country for 3 days, my cat left me (
Did you joke Shelley?and :)
WOW: Yes, Satan turned all the vessels, looked like a carpet, swallowed on a claw, and even got pregnant.
Okay, you are right in the housewife.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HHH: So far...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43663
 24.02.2011
Spam on topic "Do you want to know where your boyfriend is now?I want to know what his name is and how he looks.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №43662
 24.02.2011
Or one idiotic amendments makes, the other fucking films removes and tries to pay taxes on the bulldozers. If they imposed a tax on parliamentary stupidity, they would become the richest country. c) The Hub

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №43661
 24.02.2011
was sick. Parents are forced to breathe with potatoes or soda. I ignore this procedure, because it is lazy. Mother is questioning:
Q: Do you breathe?
I – yes
What?
by Air
Stop it now. He does not help you.

[ + 125 - ] Comment quote №43660
 24.02.2011
From mail.ru:
Question: "How to enable the computer on behalf of the Administrator?and "
Answer: At the moment of pressing the turn-off button, raise your hand up and proclaim loudly: "NAME OF THE ADMINISTRATOR! Let me go!"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №43659
 24.02.2011
I call the house, I take the phone and I hear the voice that it is a drunk man.
Goodbye, do you want to see Zina?
Sorry, I did not get there.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
This country cannot be defeated :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43658
 24.02.2011
The God: (18:13:30 22/02/2011)
she found in our sysadmin in information in asske:"Interests: women, music"
The God: (18:13:42 22/02/2011)
Siddhartha or not Siddhartha

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №43657
 24.02.2011
My wife is a military servant. I gave her a deodorant today.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №43656
 24.02.2011
What a strange Saturday was it, why then Thursday?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43655
 24.02.2011
Once again in the sauna.

by Romeo:
The suggestion is to push in force ;)  

Pretty is:
I shrink in strength
Swimming in Glory
I am in hysteria

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №43654
 24.02.2011
From the cycle: women... would kill the naker!

I met a beautiful girl, but after a few minutes of communication I realized that the tree is full...well, just chew, how stupid she is! I just wanted to take and take off the scarf from the scarf.
The body is young, the sex requires. Well, and I decided to change the way of communicating a little... I kicked the foot and joyfully supported the topic started by her, about pieces, contact, stupid girlfriends, other fuck.
I went home and agreed to meet again. Everything is beautiful.
In the morning I get a text from her with about this content: "Sorry, we probably better not to meet again. I feel very uncomfortable with someone who is really much more stupid than me. It’s a pity that you too (of course, a lot of us) have been so".

Beating, how do they do it?? to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №43653
 24.02.2011
with every new disappointment in life +5 to the

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43652
 24.02.2011
It should have burned so well!! To some mommy stupidity to answer "I don't know who of us smoked you or me!?" O_o

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №43651
 24.02.2011
castingbyme - In general, I like that a man is able to do something completely ugly. For example, he freely spoke Arabic. God was on a motorcycle. Well, something he possessed virtuously.

S. S. G I can lie on the couch.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43650
 24.02.2011
Why is there such a dislike for the coats?
thx ‎(17:34):
Cappuccino breaks up very quickly.
And the warm ones usually sit fucking
Thus e. You wear them.
thx ‎(17:35):
And they can slide.
You have a place between your legs.
thx ‎(17:36):
Like the pants "Three dresses, one wears". No one sees, but the feelings are not pleasant.
They’re all up to Sissy.

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