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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22932
 25.11.2009
Russian players play in the association
XXX: The Death
Tagged: Tomb
XXX: The Tomb
-NeO-SANEK_48: the rehearsal
Abyss: Food

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №22931
 25.11.2009
XXX is
Are you reducing people?

YYYY
No, people cannot be reduced in energy

XXX is
None of the pedals will turn...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22930
 25.11.2009
In the meantime, I will go and clean the onion.
2: A great idea! I will go until the arrows flow!

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №22929
 25.11.2009
xxx: listen... get... go to the sodium hydride with uranium iodide...
YYY: What is it? 😉
xxx: NaH UI
YYY: Well, chemist, and then you go to the volume of 3.14 whole numbers-discriminating-voltage!
Xxx :?? to
yyy: V Pi Z D U :)
xxx: the mathematician dumb)))))))))

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22928
 25.11.2009
Saushenka
Good night, nice dreams, take care of yourself, and this message I am sending you,

Sash
The rabbit...

Saushenka
What?

Sash
forgive me, I am very pleasant, and for me it is expensive that you write this for me every night before going to bed, but...there is the phrase "beware yourself"; you are afraid that I will fall as if unlucky by the bed, or in my sleep saliva will swallow??? O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №22927
 25.11.2009
In the photo, a cute girl poses on the nose of a ship. Comments under the photo:
Where are we swimming?
We do not swim. It is Aurora.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №22926
 25.11.2009
Are you jealous of your cat’s careless life? Then try, for the first time, to lick the fur cap all day.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22925
 25.11.2009
Nathaniel (J) (23:49:26 24/11/2009)
What about the personal front?

Lucki (23:49:51 24/11/2009)
As in Morocco.

Lucki (23:50:05 24/11/2009)
quietly, sometimes bringing new ones

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22924
 25.11.2009
Impressions of 2012:

The offgenic front of the wave which crashes into the "cowcheck" and the mega-hard man pathetically says: "the pressure of the blow is slightly less than 80 pascals."

80 pascals is the pressure on the bottom of the glass in which 8mm of water, this is not taking into account 10^5Pa atmospheric.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22923
 25.11.2009
Hym (22:35:55 24/11/2009)
If your girlfriend slept with a girlfriend, do you consider it a betrayal?

FVVSHARK (22:36:10 24/11/2009)
Without me, then yes.

[ + 129 - ] Comment quote №22922
 25.11.2009
We have a good printer at work. Judging by the sounds, he himself grills wood and makes paper.


[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22921
 25.11.2009
Yes the girls! Stop experimenting with rotating breasts! Under the action of the centrifugal force and the force of gravity, the breasts can hang away before time.
Boys, let’s go on!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22920
 25.11.2009
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yyy - yes I am romantic as a lighthouse column ))))
After his phrase: “Well, will you marry me?” I asked, “Is there anything good in me?”In 20 minutes he said I was swimming great.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22919
 25.11.2009
Chib: I realized that I was getting fat when my daddy (weighting at least 150 kg) came into my room with his jeans and said, “Well, die, I don’t get into them anymore.”

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №22918
 25.11.2009
Our worshippers bring me into a state of tearful humiliation. I return home at night - two guys of uncertain appearance fit:
There are no cigarettes?
No, but what about you?
One of them makes a strange face and – attention! It extends me almost a full package of Kent.
Rushed to the house.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №22917
 25.11.2009
I read today on my website:

Your site has been attacked by hackers who are maliciously outside the scope of our PAH (Hacker Protection Unit). We will close your site until the internal investigation of the cause of the fire at the fire extinguisher warehouse where the equipment for servicing this site was located has been completed. We suspect that hackers and firefighters are in the same OPG that has connections with our PAH. When the investigation reaches its apogee, we will send you an account for the fire extinguishers burned during the hacking of your site. Possible a deal. If the damage is reimbursed in full, you receive a drum washed without a single nail from one of the burned fire extinguishers. Send a text message to the number 2474 with the following text: "ماعية و تيينمل ;لأعيان " and get a gift of Arabic-Jewish interpretative speaker. The more SMS, the more explicit the speaker.
With respect, Red Hat Windows-X administrator.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22916
 25.11.2009
Fourry: Sitting two fingers at once... until bleeding
Cut a bowl of cat food.
Don’t let God be so hungry :(

[ + 155 - ] Comment quote №22915
 25.11.2009
The evening. The whole family at home. We sit in different rooms. I am preparing for the seminar behind the comp, my father is working behind the comp, my brother is playing for another comp, and my mother is lying and resting.
Then the silence is broken by my loud whisper and after 10 seconds the aska flashes. I opened:
The Father (21:29:55 24/11/2009)
be healthy

Brotherhood (21:30:07 24/11/2009)
be be!

I’ve gotten a message from my mom and I’ve gotten a message from my mom:"be healthy, baby"

Fuck, they are completely broken.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №22914
 25.11.2009
Coconut is the only plant that produces seminal fluid (scientifically endosperm).
xxx: I seem to understand why coconut "haired"...

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №22913
 25.11.2009
Mother (having picked up a handful of female hair in my room): Is that anything?
Let me know you, Olga.

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