"Sovkovo diving" is a myth.
In France, for example, when unloading luggage from an airplane, carriers throw suitcases on the car as they hit, from scale. At our airports they are carefully arranged.
And all because in our airports is usually a terrible shortage of charges, and if carefully - more suitable.

In the distant Soviet Union.
We sit in the universe for a boring lecture.
Lectures are fluid, 75 people.
Prepod - a grandfather of 70 years of those who have a head in science, not from this world - stands near the board and for half an hour has been writing something with a small handwriting (almost the entire board has already been written). To enter these formulas, which he wrote no one from the stream and does not try - everyone is just waiting when this crazy lecture will end.
It is hot, quiet, everyone dreams and gets bored, you can only hear the flying flies and the whistle at the school.
Two compatriots are sitting on the back, one has taken off the Komsomol icon and thoughtfully turns it in his hands.
Suddenly something turned on him, and he scratched the insignia from all the way into his second friend’s ass.
In the ringing silence there is an inhuman scream "What is this for H**NA???!!!and "
A second pause.
Prepod does not hurry to unfold his face to the audience and says: "Calmly, calmly - I will now write and explain everything..."
Even the dean from the other floor ran to the explosion.

Microsoft Releases Internet Explorer 8
Do you have a powerful computer? Is it hard and does not brake enough?
IE8 makes your situation worse!

I knew one cat (he was older than me at the time), it was a topological cat-antipod. Everyone knows that the Khachas love to play with cloves (spades, threads, etc.).In the 70s, who remembers, were fashionable such abajures, made by chaotic wrapping of something fibrous type of multi-colored threads on a half-meter sphere and fixed with something glue-like. This is a fairly tough empty bowl with a hole. We have such a valsso in Chulan. Kshak quickly wished that his monk would be used in the monocycle catch when he got inside. Perseus in particular. Moreover, it was not a chaotic rolling of the fool, he moved deliberately, bypassing obstacles!

= contains a philosophical blade =

By the way, and someone noticed that Bash - not only a drug, but also really - the second highest, collected from pieces... There the problem was solved, here a piece of code was crushed, there in biology enlightened, and there, also in anatomy (and pathology anatomy), the rules of the Russian language repeated (if this language you have from birth is not a clinical case) and so on. and out. The only thing: you need to introduce the age limit, age limit, up to 22, while the brains start to appear, the sense of humor begins to popping up (you start to understand the funny-nonsense), and the tact with understanding and literacy develop. Otherwise, due to quotations of minors, who consider themselves super-smart, super-sexual, incredibly autonomous (wipes swallowed to black and the girl tailorlessly and touchlessly sewn off), the BAŠ slowly turns into a dull and gray spectacle. Every quotation has to be searched by twisting dozens of pages.

With respect for those who understand, anonymous appreciator of humor and interesting knowledge.

What is the name of a female member?
2 The Deputy.

You want a mystery.
YYYYYYYYYY
xxx: two times, two tribes, sitting reading does not bother anyone?
YYY: I don’t know...
XXX: I also, I invented a mystery and no answer

From the summary:
Reason for finding a new job: resistance to zombies, adequacy, ignorance of the basics of anuslising

In the office
XXX is Blind! I can't find the end of Scotch
The female got caught.

After last night accompanying the girl home, through the courtyard full of drunk, aggressive hop fans, I realized that courage is just the art of being afraid without giving sight!! to

by K
When you come to the hospital, you are treated. Neither there nor there do they require from you a deep knowledge of their own, not your profession. So what kind of damn do the admines want? Something has broken =(

Probably because you do not come to the hospital, because you are itching your heels, moreover, if you are itching your heels, you do not try to first scrape it with rust pile, then pour it with iodine, and then only call the doctor and to his full horror look to answer that it itself happened somehow, you did not touch anything.

For those who do not know. Hmelin is the basis of brewing. It contains phytoestrogens. Two bottles of beer contain the daily rate of hormones produced by women. With regular reception causes a serious violation of the hormonal background. (Childlessness, obesity and so on) Admines and the Russian inhabitants of Basha, do not ignore the PJ. This is our future.

The life of the bank...
A glorious resident of the glorious Azerbaijan. The Russian language is not friendly. He wants to send $50 to his family. The people are dark, the operator works for three clients. Give him a translation application to fill out who and how much he will send. He writes - sweats, something whispers about himself. It gives a statement - it is written "50 (Pieces)".
The operationalist breathes and dictates on the letters how to correctly write Fifty...
“Nat праблеm,” replies the glorious resident.
It rewrites in a new way, it sweats again, cries... It shows: 50 (FIFTY), the operationalist is sad, the clients are amused, the glorious resident begins to get angry... The operationalist writes on the paper the word “Fifty” for the sample. Again, he re-writes, something does not work out, breaks the statement, asks for another form... Finally, after filling out a new form, it all shines of happiness. Operationist reads: 100 (st)
Ura!! to

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx In the column "desirable payment per sheet" you can place only 2 characters. What if I want to indicate a price fork? Or to write at all that we will agree on money? And in principle, the payment depends on the direction of the translation, the urgency, the subject matter, the volume of work and much more. How do I put it all in two characters?

yyy - write "hz"

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I want to make a protein cocktail at home! help with foods and cooking,what I don't know...thank you.

— — —
All very simple
Go to the store and buy nuts.
2) Go to the forest
3) Make a Trap (I Use Nuts)
4) Thirst as long as the protein eats the nuts
Take the white and go home!
The protein is scrolled through a meat machine or in a mixer.
Drink a protein cocktail

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You will go to Ashan.
Yes, write that you need to buy.
Toilet paper and food
Melkiy: from milk locally

There was always a formal and informal communication with partners. Especially when there is a young man sitting on that end of the wire, a simple performer like me, and splashing with kindness, inserting through the word “very respected...", "do you not let go of...""Be so kind....", "Thank you for your attention..."The feeling that business correspondence reads. We have one, we are accustomed to, "RJOM" with all the office in his manner.

He calls before March 8, obviously already noted with his team, in the same style he pronounces a long congratulatory speech, wishes, then something unknowingly asks about the work... Suddenly he hurriedly turns the conversation, ending with the phrase “I am very grateful to you, very respected....., I hope for further very fruitful cooperation, all the best for you” puts the phone, the tube is badly placed and further hears his scream, cut off to someone: “Blessing, nahuya you fuck him?”

A time of morale...

I went to the supermarket today, I see this situation:
There are two sellers of the same supermarket one covers from the guard standing next to the other wipes in the pocket the rye and then departs from the guard for a couple of meters and shouts: Hadshot!!! He throws a sling in the face of the guard.

I was in Aachen.

If you stole a wallet or confectionery, shouted the grandmother in the tram, beat the hopes - DO NOT write about it on the tower, this is the most suitable resource for this, and all the above-mentioned personalities read it, seriously.

Everyone saw inscriptions under the windows of residential houses like “Lena, I love you!” or “Ola, Birthday!” We have under the windows of the institute on the asphalt with healthy letters written: "Tanya, forgive me, you are not fat!".