We went with my wife to the basar.Here fucking as it was,she saw a hat,and stood to death,buy to buy,ml and money like there is and this hat is really such a SHAPE!Now I think FIG with you gave her grandmother she bought and went on happy such,and I fucking frog breathes that she was so happy went.Now I think she will make you a hat)))))))))))) While she walked there,I bought two more,one two sizes bigger and another two sizes smaller than she))))))))))and then probably a week as I remember and change them to her)))))))))and then how then came home and she in the room stands near the mirror with a meter of roughness and her head measures)))))) as she fell from the change, and told her everything.
- Idiot, he says.I almost went crazy!I am going to the hospital tomorrow.Blind says no shit I don't understand one day you take her on her ears she doesn't climb, the next day to the nose fails, I thought with my head already that that, it will dry it will swell!))))))))) Damn two months later did not talk to me!!!!)))))))

I went after the sighs. I see the boy coming. Thirty years. Remembering is like that. It is beautiful. I hear the interruption of a phone conversation.
Yesterday, I was stunned. I told her that she was a fool, a fool stupid and a mercantile fool. I changed my mind about getting married to her. He was very drunk.
(Responding to the chatbot)
- Yes, no, the worst thing is not that, but that I have already trembled, but I still think too.

I remembered the story of Calvary.
Communicated somehow with a man, he served as part of the Mediterranean squadron of the ChF, somewhere in the late 70s, early 80s. Well, he told me that he once met with an American frigate, something like a friendly conversation. This was also the case during the Cold War. Our sailors were allowed on board by an American and let us introduce them, mostly to the household. And there... our not dreamed: Satellite TV, viewers and other benefits of civilization. The Americans boasted. Then, with a response visit, they go on board. I watched it, but I didn’t see the viewers or even the TV at all. Only a film projector. Well, Americans, as it should be, ask the question from the top: "So how do you have fun in your free time?"Our, calmly so, "Calmarim". "What is this?" We are lucky, we will show. They catch calmar, place it in an enamel bath (a type where children are bathed) and put it in the washing machine in the dark. Then turn on full light. The fact is that calmares have the ability to mimicry. And, here, when the light is lit, the animal tries to hide and pick up the desired color - and this color music begins! Well, the children of civilization, looking at such a picture, left their jaw on the floor. And they said that this spectacle is more interesting than porn from the sight.

I am referring to Anastasia, I know you will read this.
We lived together 4 happy years, not so soon, but we had to have a son, and we were also going to play a wedding. How could you be so cruel to me? Had an abortion, and left abroad with some pijama on the cane, whom I only knew for 4 days?!!!And I checked all this for a week and a half before the wedding, without explaining anything and not saying goodbye only to me...You were everything for me, I loved you like no one else, I carried you on my arms and I didn’t even think of what could happen.I can’t believe even now that THIS happened to me...I sincerely hope that you at least with a little regret treat your deed, I believe in karma, and I understand that life will once explore you, but please, willingly come into contact with me...

P.S Bring it to the top, this is the only way to contact her.

I walk down the street and look at the picture. Mom and daughter are going. My daughter asks for her hands. Slow crying slowly turns into hysteria. Mom didn’t get lost, she said, “Well, halfway I carry you, halfway you bring me,” the girl calmed down in temptation. Mom continues " first you" and then the daughter remains only surprised. Not crying, not talking, she didn’t want to.

See also: Seresh!! I can’t go there again!and (
WOW: When will you finally realize that in the field "login" you need to enter the first line from the sticker glued to your monitor, and in the field "password" the second, an alien monster?!?!?! to

25th of 2009
In August, Michael Jackson has concerts in London, we will also go to him for a warm-up, - fun continued the theme of Lena Tretyakov and Zhenya Ogurtsova (gr. “The wounds.” For us, he is a man!

26th of 2009
This night the whole world learned that the “king of pop music” has disappeared. The singer died of a heart attack.

And you too, when you start to fall asleep, you tremble, like you stumbled or fell somewhere?


A-A-A-A-A-A I thought I was one such!! to

He: Tell me, what am I on your account?
Not the last one, be sure ;)

I saw a man in the headphones today. He thought he was shooting quietly.

I have a license window! I will report the mistakes! I will call them and send them, send them, send them.

by citations
From the oil:

A couple of years ago, my friends and I gathered together in the apartment of the same man to drink a drink, a person of 10 of us was. In the evening after a lot of drunkenness, we naturally wanted love. In order not to scare potential brides sent the most sober and seductive on the street to meet. After half an hour, he brought two girls - all of them such humble and beautiful. As they saw us and realized what was waiting for them, they tried to drop. Well, we guys experienced, although drunk, one of these cowboys managed to hold. I, as the owner of the house, first went to love, and this fool took out of the bag the scissors and put me right in the x@y. Naturally, her friends did not want her to do so. The result - I am 24 years old, in full blossom of strength, a fighter, girls look out on the street, but a complete impotent with a crude cut x@em. Not Fart

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Good that she didn’t think of cutting your cervical arteries. Live, shit, and always remember. And say thank you for hitting you just a weak girl with manicure (likely) scissors in the bag. For if you were, for example, my acquaintance with a feather of less than a palm in width - then you, the impotent, would not only look beautiful - but would also sing, the young man, in the opera. I would sing tenor.
Signs are clear?

The history.
When I read the quote about Timothy, I remembered one night of my life. The case was so.
A few years ago, when Timati just finished school...no, the factory, he and his band, along with the rest of the semi-fabricates of our show business, came to my glorious city near Moscow. And so it happened in my life that I knew all the protection of our DC and was entering behind the scenes to any artist. This day, I came there (and I didn’t know what they came for).
It was pretty dark behind the stage. I stand looking at the ass of the factory ladies, who are on stage, as here someone comes to me from the side and says, “Water, give me a guy.” With a little rush, I sent the body somewhere away. The body also burst, but it burst into the water itself. And then the slippery beam of Sophia illuminated the stranger! and Timothy! Yes, it was him.
Now I consider myself to be one of the first people in Russia to send the team to the shit! Can I be proud of this day?
P.S By the way, by the will of the case in the same DC removed the card guy from the roots)) Dark then was - did not notice.

Saturn is
Lord, forgive me, I have sinned... I have killed a man... but I sincerely repent... I am ready to be punished...

man
O_O

Saturn is
Yopt, not there )))

man
Where is it??? O_O

Please add a link to "IT Happens" at the bottom of the site.
...
I have to turn the page off at the beginning, so tired already...
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When I was still in school, I was at the Olympics, which was hosted by a small local company. There were three disciplines: coding, design and web development. I went to coding, the soul to it lies more, and now I work as a coder, but not the point. In general, for curiosity, I went to look at "web development". There the task was to make the site so that it had a high usability, glamorous design and used chips like css and javascript. And here, therefore, the protection, everyone gathered in the hall, on the projector show the work of the participants, almost everybody stumbled - such as elementary no button to return to the beginning of the page.
One of the last works - the guy tells, shows... He is asked: "Well, you can go back to the beginning of the page?" He: "And so!" Tomatoes to the very end of the page and it is written in large letters: "To go back to the beginning, press CTRL+HOME".

from ZH:
A couple asked their boyfriend to sit with the child while they went to the cinema. The young man agreed. In his trouble, the four-year-old boy turned out to be very mobile and rarely energetic. Half an hour later, tired of the child and having not invented any quiet games, the young man asked.
Do you want?
I want.
The young man sat the child at the table and opened the refrigerator.
Would you cuddle?
I will.
Five minutes later, the cocktails were finished.

Do you want more?
I want.
What else do we have there? Will you eat soup?
I will.
So they finished all the edible supplies on one of the refrigerator shelves. After a while, the second was devastated by half.
Would you be cream?
The silence. A very rounded boy was sitting at the table and looked at the bag of cream.
But I love.

Dear web sites with referrals!

I humbly ask you to remove the reference to the Eternal Mother, in the first paragraph of which "geobotanics" is also called GYNECOLOGY, because this is a misconception.

Wap pofigu, and I only brought eight gymnasians with GYNECOLOGY.

Thanks in advance!

Previously, a lie has a nose, now - a rating!

Back to the pharmacy. and small. Especially pensioners and young mothers.
A man with a girl in the window. The girl is two times younger. Purchased
and condoms.
At this moment, the man’s cell phone is ringing. He looks at the screen, and slightly
Changes in the face. But the telephone removes and begins with a funeral voice.
The Conversation:

- Yes
...
In the pharmacy.
...
Buying an aspirin.

A line of watching and listening slightly shakes, and this is apparently
The sound is heard because the man continues:

They laugh? Well, they laugh... I’m one here for aspirin, the others.
They are behind condoms.

The line quietly shakes from laughter (remember - retirees and young mothers), and
A man embracing the girl leaves to meet his happiness.

My wife probably called.

In our country, naivety is when crossing a road with unilateral movement, you think you need to look only in one direction.