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2011-08-30
About eight months ago, he suffered a penis injury during the act. A day later there was a subcutaneous hematoma, a bleaching of the urethral canal and a minor tumor. I did not go to the doctor, hoping that "it will pass by itself". It has not passed - in the genital organ after a considerable time, sealings along the urethra are still felt, incomplete filling of the organ with blood during erection, curvature of the penis and painful sensations during sexual intercourse. In an erected state, the member flexes freely at the place of curvature. Is it possible to correct the situation and restore normal sexual life? or it is time to look for other joys - fishing, brand collection, domino... With respect, Nikolai, 34 years old.

He pulls me in the train by the hand. I go, I stand and try somehow unnoticedly to pull out my hand. He goes to the station and puts out his hand. I am glad you are free. Not for long. Using my strop, they embrace me, kiss me in the cheek and leave, saying, “So far.” I am standing in the wharf and watching a man disappear in the crowd, thinking:
The WTF? What was it?

It was a bet. You were chosen as the most hindered on appearance, calculating that you are confused and will not give in the face.

by Zy. You can not thank.

Whitesunset: Are there any English speakers here?
Depending on what level
Pegazs: Fq dbk cgbr ahjv vfq [fhn
Pegasus is a professional.
Ganon: Immediately seen

Her erotic dreams torment. :D
The body is rebelling.
He: I am ready to bring my troops into it to suppress the rebellion.

According to statistics, more than half of marriages end in divorce.
WOW: And the rest what?
XHH: What is it?
Oh... by death.
Q_Q Mom, I don’t want to get married!! to

Comments on the benefits of running:

I have been running for 35 years! First from the guard, then from the organs, now it is just a habit. I run early in the morning, speed 85 km / h, pulse does not change!!! to

From the C++ textbook:
A comment is a note written by a programmer for the user of the program.

And it is right. Don’t feed users with bread – let the comments in the sources read!

The law enforcement authorities detained a group of Orthodox patriarchs who broke into the concert of Shnura in rushes and performed a prayer "Our Father, you are in heaven!", which deeply offended the feelings of the punk of all Russia.
Parents are at risk for up to seven years.

Ahuel today at work with the SBShnik phrases: "afternoon quarreled with his wife. I didn’t feed, didn’t give...I had a ban on my ass and a refrigerator!" Fuck, they all cried.

“What a Negro, you are a Tatar!” laughed Snoop Dog, and Timati cried.
Tagged Mercury

The IT-systems are
Someone better than you, he
Fuck him and fuck him.
Drink a beer and then sit down.
Learn by yourself.

Before you start a quarrel with a woman, think twice - after 10-15 minutes you will get tired of quarrelling, and she is NOT.
YYY: Yes well. Somebody will want to eat soon.

I checked out a crossword from a children’s magazine, untold by my son.
I, like a naïve girl who grew up in the village, at the question: "Chicken with Eggs", immediately thought of the "puppy". However, my advanced city child decided differently.
And the worst thing is that the word "chicken" really suited.

XXX: You understand
XXX: Push-up is so lucky
xxx: what breasts in the decoult look and such "Hello!"
Without him, they are hiding under the maid and we are in the house.

No woman gets the attention that gets floating in windless weather.

I walk in the evening on the street, dark, quiet, standing in the shade of the car, black, with tinted glasses, the glass is lowered, from there looks a man in a coat and a suit... and soap bubbles.

I work as a psychologist. My girlfriend finds her 15-year-old son with a bullet on his head. She didn’t say a word to him. She comes and says, "what am I doing wrong, why does my child do it?" and we start to find out with her and it turns out that she is having a strong insult to men, father, brother, ex-husband. She started working on this problem. Today, the guy is 20 years old and he does not suffer from such a fist.
You don’t have to work with the child, you have to work with yourself. Pity your children, help them, do not leave your problems on their shoulders. Don’t be surprised that in the high school he started drinking, when you eat yourself at feasts with relatives and friends from a deep youth. Don’t scream that he’s failing, once he gets three or four in a quarter, when your grades in school are one in physical education.
by Nakipelo. You come to me screaming that your children are a nightmare, and you don’t want to admit that the nightmare is you.

The explanatory note.

I, xxx, was late to work because I read E. Gusserl’s Lectures on the Phenomenology of the Inner Consciousness of Time, which clearly and clearly state that time objective and time immanent should be distinguished. Thus, I consider all the claims made to me to be unsustainable within the framework of the transcendental system of European philosophy in accordance with the profound understanding of Husserl’s maxims.

You are still a blonde in the shower.
YYY: Why did you get that I am in the shower now?

I work in a large company in the energy industry (repair of cable lines, cable length, consumer connectivity, etc.) I missed it recently:
Calls us a dispatcher and gives the task to disable the non-payer in a frequent house. Well, we came to the tower, got up, disconnected it from the network and there is an or on the whole street:
and Dimas! Fuck on the Wi-Fi, I’m still fucking in the Ride!!! I almost fell out of laughter from the tower. and. and.