XXX: My friend told me
He has two children, son 13 daughter 3, equipped the younger in the kindergarten to go
xxx: in one pocket a knife, in the other cards.

I read the rules of service in hotels, such as love motels

2nd When booking, the guest calls his name, nickname, party nickname or chased.

5 is Settlement is made only on a passport or driver's license. Service certificates, parliamentary badges, student, hunting and travel tickets do not suit us.

7 is In the interests of the best half of humanity, the minimum stay time in our hotels is set - three hours.

XD is

I know a young man here a few days ago, apparently experiencing strong feelings for me and not being able to contain them anymore, dropped hysteria with clarifying the relationship.
was in shock. I felt like a man.

How do you tolerate us? O_O

SERG: The government does not support a good half of the population.
What about the evil...

He seems to be a zoophile.
They are the ones who are dogs and cats!
Oh yeah yeah yes.

If I hit you by the nipple, will you get an orgasm?
If I put a pen in your ass, will you fly?

I go out of the trunk and I see one emoticon gently say heats up with a stick of some hippocide and that it is negotiating with him. I pass by, nevertheless do not pass... I do not regret... I hear the dialogue:
E: I will kill you, and you will follow me after death and I will be the most miserable.

How terrible it is to live...

But never in my life I thought I would get so...
returned from Moscow and decided to go into a sex shop (woman has long been sitting on her ears that she wants to do something like that) bought a super mega popper vibrator which rotates in seven planes and does something more... and on the way I remember that I need to go to the city administration of N which is famous for its mega suspicious guards....
I go in and put a black and not enlightening bag (who bought in the sex shop saw) next to me on the floor. And I send the paperboard in the window so that it can be registered and sent to somewhere.
Suddenly I realize that my hands are strangely behind my back as wings are folded, and the floor is very fast approaching my face.
At the same time, the second guard of all his stupidity falls on a bag that suspiciously moves away from me.
To say that I was a red caddy pulled into the world a 20 cm long monster means not to say anything...
Thank you to the guard who was humorous and promised to keep silent... I’m waiting for a story about a fool who tried to blow up the administration with a vibrator.

She: Hi what do you do?
He: Let me cook and punish Sima, putting her in the refrigerator in the vegetable compartment.
She: Fuck you went crazy you are generally at least sometimes your head thinks that you are making it dirty tomatoes, and then how to cook from these products?? to
He:... don’t be afraid of her in the package)))
She: It is OK.

1st If you give the EGE on 5 you can consider yourself a genius!!! to

2nd If you give up for 5, then you can consider yourself a debil... EGE is evaluated by a 100-point system )))

I read here as a man on the toilet with toilet paper "touched" and remembered his story:
Not so long ago I drove to nausea. Very tired. In the evening, I pulled the car into the garage and went home, I went out from the corner and straight to the gaiters, which have no customers yet. I instinctively catch the belt and in horror understand that I cannot find it, this condition sharply reflected in my wiped eyes and on the face as a whole. One of the goats noticed it and said:
Don’t worry, your wheels have been removed.
Long been roasted.

Dear Mikhail Zadarov!
I don't know if admin you are here or not, but one way or another you come here to take a couple of quotes. So my suggestion, or even a request, is that it is enough to talk about Russian at concerts and say what kind of Russophile you are. About the fact that our country, our language is the most in the world can be understood by meeting the quotes from the phrase "playa, I live in an ipanuta country" and "We cannot be defeated!!". I really want to laugh like a few years ago. When there were stories about ordinary people and our cleverness!

In general, the two men were constantly kissing each other. They went hunting, a bunch of men, and when they were all drunk, one of them screams to the other.
The Gene! Look at the rabbit sitting!
He catches a gun, targets and shoots a rabbit.
Then he approaches him, and to the legs of the killed rabbit with a steel wire a sign with the inscription "GEN, WHY did you kill me?"

- today gave to Sberbank 2 three-liter banks of small coins from 5p to 10 cops., who will guess the leap was successful?
6 liters of coins

From the online game "Dozors".

Captain Nemo enchanted Amanda with the "Sleeping".

Amanda: Did you get me to drink, Emma?
Captain Nemo: If I swallow the first letter in your nick, it will be a lot more funny.

The enemy of the people can only be defeated by destroying himself.
The People.

In Germany since the early 90s of the last century, a murderer-woman whose
DNA was found in new and new places of theft or murder, and not only
in Germany, also in France, Austria and Switzerland. This Phantom Woman
There were many broadcasts on German channels, where residents of Germany
They were called to help with the capture of the woman-invisible and a prize was awarded.
The largest in the history of criminal Germany: 300 thousand euros. and yesterday
insight in German police circles: this woman, it turns out, is
Even an employee. Guess about whom? Talk about a woman –
A cotton stick packer using which DNA tests are taken on site
of crimes. For this discovery, a brave police officer
It took 20 years. Newspapers have called the case “the most shameful”
“The German police!”! to

Once unnoticed registration of candidates for the post of mayor of Sochi has passed to
Census of Population...

The toilet was repaired for a year. Finally did. They are beautiful, in blue tones. Female – not so beautiful, beige... Aunt decided that they like blue more. Changed places tables M and Z. The tables were returned to place. Then the aunts took them off at all and M and Z wrote on the door with paint. as they deemed necessary. The fact that two pissuares hang in the blue toilet did not confuse them. They brought artificial flowers and used pissuars as vases.

A man goes to meet and obviously thinks something in his mind, as he bends his fingers on his hands. When he passed by me I didn’t stand and said, “Tyščapitzot.” He walked about one-and-a-half meters and said, “Bla. What did you do" He starts counting again.