xxx: Today I go to the subway, and before the doors are closed there is a little silence... There is a huge and burdensome woman at the subway door, closing all the doors.
After that, a little girl, whispering with plain notes on the whole car:"She will eat us all!"

But of all the errors in the translation of pirate games, one directly struck my soul. In Heroes 4, when the character finds an artefact, well, the type of sword, a message is issued "...you are scornful, realizing that now you have a Crawling Soul Clock." fucking... I even had tears when I imagined a hero with a sword under his arm, who sits and joyfully so onionizes...

xxx: I am sitting there))
The Chinese proverb means, “Step by step, you can the goal.”
yyy: go, don’t pull, take my mosque =))
Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah
YYY: ROFL

I watch TV today. A biographical story begins. It begins with the words: "The evening of June 31 was ordinary"...
The ordinary!!! to

Miley: It turns out that the men also have PMS.I come home today, all tired.My wonder comes out in the cowards and says-"Why did you prepare chicken instead of meat?You promised to buy ice cream!And you forgot that today is 8 months, as we live together!" Who sits in the neighboring room, shut down and blows.

My advice to you: go, buy a flower and chocolate and he will forgive you everything.

We have a non-alcohol party today.

Not coming without alcohol.

I am 41 years old, I have three sons, one of whom is a fool. I feel like a king!

Probably I still brake... realized that the myododer is actually my hole just.)
WOW 20 years

I sit on a report on unrepaired phones, read in the column "Declared defect" - "the phone itself turns on at night and calls relatives"

Appeal to the people who invented and implemented the Nefart and Kill My Plays projects. Fare to Fare, right? And the two buttons - "this is lucky" and "young boy, deserved". How is it. People support you? 😉

Recalled after a quote about Star Wars.

I had an imperial march on my father’s cell phone. Well, and just in the middle of the crowd the people call the mobile phone, I take it, and the standard "yes, dad" throws everyone into the whistle :)

You don’t even need to write anecdotes specifically about Haishnikovs.
On my birthday, I gave a big rabbit. Attention: how it was carried. Whether for a joke, or because of the dispersion of her friend sat this rabbit on the front seat of his car, he sat behind the wheel and - forward. Beauty, the rabbit sits, raising the mood, ears in the window. The car is braking. For a few seconds, he looks at the rabbit with a man’s gaze, whose worldview tears across all the seams. Then there is a single question:
Why don’t you have a rabbit?! to
A man not disturbed:
Do you have to check the documents if you don’t have 12?

Jules, you misunderstood it!! to
What’s wrong? i don’t understand!

Yesterday I really regretted not being able to read on my lips :)
Maddy :?
Fil: My father, such a colourful man, in a beard, with a beard, at the wheel of a land cruiser next to me, was cut very hard. It was a terrible curse he had.

Al_1: What to do if you blocked the exit from the courtyard? In order to push back, you have to break the glass and remove it from the transmission, and this is a hooliganism.
SAV: It’s all shit! Remember the numbers - try on the basis of GIBDD - learn FIO - find in Одноклассники and put on all photos of 1!!!!! to

I sit in the bus at the train station and hear the conversation between the woman and the conductor.
Q. Well, you have to check which ticket you are given, or go somewhere to Babryisk and don’t notice.
I trust the cashiers.
I also trusted condoms, as a result, three children are waiting for me at home

I’m in the electric car, and there’s an advertisement on the radio like this:
Recently, cases of alcohol poisoning and so on have increased.
Here a man, sitting opposite, climbs into the wallet and gets a beer bottle with the words:"Oh! Thank you for reminding me!"

It is likely that if you go crazy, the world around you will be closer.
understandable and native.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Yaroslav Hasek once travelled by train through Munich, which
As you know, the capital of Bavaria, famous for its beer and sausages.
Well, beer, as a true Czech, Hashek appreciated exclusively domestic,
But to try the Bavarian sauces was not possible. Unfortunately,
The train stopped in Munich for 10-15 minutes and even to depart in the buffet was
and risky. Therefore, I saw hanging ads nearby, which are
sausages for 10 pfenings, Hasek called a wanderer on the perron
The local boy handed him 20 pfenings and asked to run to buy.
A pair of sausages - one for Hashek, of course, and the other for the man in
As a reward. The young man swallowed and soon appeared again,
Going on a saucer. As he approached the window, he stretched out the gasket.
10 phenomena. At the writer’s amazed look, the boy replied:
There was only one sauce left.
The honest boy.

Most German movies are based on real films.
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