Start of. Control of one of the roads.Where water accumulates, there immediately, whether we like it or not, the water washes out bitumen. Today, the quality of bitumen, of course, is not what it was in Soviet times. We are checking it like it is. And when it washes the bitumen with water, the environment is formed such that it accompanies the appearance of humidity.
zzz: "Where money accumulates, there immediately, whether we like it or not, the money is stolen by officials. Today, the quality of officials, of course, is not what it was in Soviet times. But we are checking them. And when money is robbed by officials, an environment is formed that accompanies the appearance of humility.

The stupid dictionary, the calevalu knows, and the kneewalk does not.
Yyy: He’s not stupid, just humanitarian

To this...

American electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors is recalling 2,700 vehicles. Model X cars in the U.S. due to problems with seats, reports Reuters with reference to the company's message.
In case of frontal collision of the electric car with the obstacle of the seats made before March 26 crossovers can be overturned together with passengers.
As in Tesla Motors, the seats withstood 15 tests for sharp mechanical impact, but failed to pass the 16th test, which turned out to be a sufficient reason for a large recall of electric cars.

That is, the car is designed for 15 accidents, but has not passed the test. I should have endured at least 16.
Hi the car! You have the best seats in the world!

The idiot! The car "calculated" for ONE of 16 TIPS of accidents (with different parameters)
He did not survive the test with one of the species.
Hi "Imagine" who can NOT understand what is written.

I went to the pharmacy after work.
The pharmacist thinks:
Please give me vitamin C.
A man next to me:
-And ointment "Consultant Plus"

They all go with the pharmacists.

Oh, it worked, I say, vitamin C!)

It is time for me to go on vacation, I feel.

What is propaganda?

>>>>>>

See also. What is smoking propaganda? This means that a teenager looks at cigarette advertisements, buys, tries, feels cool and starts smoking, smoking, smoking... What is the propaganda of homosexuality? This means that the teenager tries, feels like it’s cool...

P.S And if it is serious, for example, the spread of concepts and the other romanticization of the sloth is in its pure form the propaganda of homosexuality. It was unexpected, right? :D

tn: On the first floor, a grocery store and a sewing store were successfully located. The signs, written in similar fonts and hanging next to them, say "Intimate handicraft".

The literary institute, the exam on the history of Russia, is accepted by Alexander Sergeevich Orlov, author of numerous textbooks, a teacher with an excellent sense of humor and just a good person.
One of the students is worried, knocks at the door, and can not enter - he is afraid. Thus, without exaggerating himself, he knocks and just slides the fence under the door.
A few seconds of silence, then the heavy steps of Orlov, "wzhuh" - the spark is already inside.
A minute passes, after her second, and here is the lock again at the door.
With a shaking hand, the student takes it, opens it, and there "excellent"! And the attribute - "for originality".
Another student, seeing all this, immediately repeats the manoeuvre. Again "squeeze", the inlet inside, but this time it comes back faster.
The fan of the halva Alexander Sergeevich put "ud" with a commentary: "already unoriginal".
The exam went as usual.

XXX: That is the question. Where are so many Koreans (Japanese, Chinese, I don’t know) in the center of the city? I often see them in supermarkets, they talk on their own. And in general, a lot of foreigners are now walking around the center to photograph, even mexes seen on the fifth. How did Murmansk suddenly become attractive to foreigners?
YYY: Yes, this is the delivery service with AliExpress

What will fit any average girl
XXX: “Darling, you are so average!”
Here you see the bottom. The bottom of the cage)

XXX: And I won it! You won’t believe what the reason was!
I had to install a driver for the cable.
Driver for his mother, CABLE!!! Soon the wood for the mouse carpets will start clamping!!! to
Two connectors, four wires and none, not the processor, even the microcontroller - but the same. Driver is needed.
Humanity is degrading so rapidly that even I can’t catch up with it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Then these wood (to the cable, to the carpet) will rewrite, they will require to constantly update the frameworks, for reports - the latest web mods, settings will be stored on the cloud server.
Carroche - without injection and certificate, neither music on the body / player to drop, neither to move the mouse.

But the most hideous mouse will have a two-core processor and 4 GB of operatives. What would load wood on mouse, mouse memory, buttons (for each one), wheel and laser. And another cable. And all this for the purpose of moving the cursor on the screen. Fichi - vibration in the tact (by thought) of the sound events of the wind and out-of-the-sight flow of colored LEDs. The mouse will load from 3h to 15 minutes. And this is only the client part of the wood. Because "for increased convenience and security, as well as privacy" mouse actions will be processed by the server part. Yes, on a cloud server. Therefore, on a slow (up to 10 Petabytes) inette - the mouse will thumb. Without the network, we can’t work at all.
And do not forget about the compatibility of certificates and versions of mouse and carpet wood.

About the screening "Chapaev and Emptiness"
Comment from the router:
I remember that there was such a "story" about the mystical shit around the attempts to film Master and Margarita, as if the key figures of the filming were dying / dying / disappearing - actors, directors, the author of the novel. With the filming of Pelevin, everything can be much more dramatic: actors can not die, but spectators.

Every time I come back from Facebook, pulling something different, I feel like I got out of the laundry in the public eye. The tail hangs from the ear, the clothes in suspicious spots, and everyone smells, rattling, hoping for a very, very convincing explanation. behind the keys. The wallet sown. The body was finally hidden.

In Stanislav Lema’s book “The Star Diaries of Iyon the Quiet,” the story follows that Iyon the Quiet comes to visit aliens, communicates with human experts and they tell him that human women paint their lips with a red mask to mask the traces of the blood they drink from their men.
After 15 years of marriage, it doesn’t seem funny anymore, maybe they were right.

Why can’t you just not put on the onion if customers ask for it? Why is it so dirty in the soup? Without it, it is much more delicious, and most importantly - there is no unforgettable taste of sweaty grandmother's buttocks!

The messenger knows a lot about perversions.
If the grandmother's cheats smell like onions

We regularly watched it on TV. And sometimes there was a session of flightplay on the dancers or the gallage, without comments and with authentic interference. Long before all these tweets. True, I’m not sure if it was the influences of the neighbors or the local TV ballerina.

It was a "Dendy" console, or a similar NES clone with an IR modulator, which worked on the 10th channel of metric waves. In fact, it had to be connected to the antenna entrance of the TV box with a complete coaxial cable, but it was usually lost and replaced with a piece of wire. And at the exit there was a bad power - millivatt 50, if not 100, and the wire served as an antenna. Sometimes such a preset of meters for 300-400 could be caught in color and with sound.

Nowadays in most families you can tell babies an old fairy tale in a new modification: "Did there be a rabbit dad, a rabbit mom and a rabbit son from a previous marriage..." <c>

As the poet said
Our king is a stupid murderer.
AAA: Blind poverty

The story happened to my father 10 years ago. His mobile phone calls, at the end of the search inspector reports that a / m similar to yours has committed an accident and escaped from the place of the accident. The driver was a 35-40-year-old man. Could you describe yourself. At the time of all this story, his father was already in his 60s, and in order to get rid of various kinds of adventures he described himself. At the end of the conversation, the inspector asked to come and provide the car for inspection. But when it appeared in the department of GIBDD, it turned out that no man was 35-40 years old, and the documents on the accident indicated... I think I guessed: 60 years and so on. The lack of traces of the accident on the car, the testimony of witnesses that during the accident he was in the country (by the way, he went there in another car) did not help.

This story lasted very long, there were 24 hours of arrest and further removal of guilt in the accident through the court.



Why am I telling this? I want to warn you once again: if someone calls and appears to be the police, do not report any data about yourself and wait for an official call.

Small 5 years. The standard situation before lunch “I don’t want, I won’t.”

I say, "You'll be writing Venzel with my mom, with me it's easy. Soup means soup. It is very important for your body.”

Son: “Things are more important than soup.”

I: And what then?

C is a choice!



He doesn’t sit on the internet, he doesn’t watch news on TV. It seems like democracy...

From comments to torrent with annoying advertising...
XX: I used to want the bus with the participants of the House-2 fell from the bridge on the Anshlag heatway. And now I still want to burn all the casinos along with the release groups that put ads into the movies.