There are girls - a pure angel, the embodiment of beauty, humility and virtue. Until the mouth is opened.
What is Caries? :D
HGH: Aga, cerebral caries

People are kind, I speak like a doctor epidemiologist: wearing masks on the street and in the subway is not good, but harmful.
Why: the mask is not designed to be worn during physical activity (fast walking on the street)
When you wear a mask, you have hypoxia and forced (enhanced) breathing - the air, deforming the mask, jumps through its edges.
Then, entering the room where people are already and you can actually get infected, you continue to breathe for a while instead of the nose - mouth through these gaps.
As a result, you will get pneumonia instead of flu with nasopharyngitis and tracheitis - because the virus will jump through the upper respiratory tract.
And primary influenza pneumonia - in a large percentage of cases is fatal, unlike inflammation of the upper respiratory tract.

I go here in the bus, in front of me is a girl with my mother, a daughter from the age of 5 and between them there is this conversation:

Mom, what is an orgasm?
How do you know this word?
The teachers said
This is when your mouth is full and you are fine.

My girlfriend decided to impress me completely with her culinary abilities and so decided to stick me with palms in the shape of hearts! Specially cut the test of the desired shape and filling them with meat glued the cute meat hearts! When I was invited to visit this party and had the honor of sharing a meal with the future aunt then forever I remembered her phrase: "Interesting what kind of pelmeni came out, in the shape of the ass! And some just broke in the perineum and from there the meat climbs!" I loved my friend even more, but I never ate the peelmeat!
Nelife

Oh, there is a little chocolate. It’s dark, do you eat it?
I am not a racist...

History from the class of Moscow legends: Moscow, Vavilov Street - those who do not know, in the middle of the street - tramways, passing part of 2.5 rows of cars, in some cases can fit three. The beginning of winter. A witness stood at the stop.
The tram enters, the loading of passengers begins, the merin-500 stops in the left row, then the boomer-750 rolls up, stands up to the right, bypassing the people at the stop... Looking at the chic cars, everyone roars in half a voice, but they endure...
The start of the tram from the stop coincides with the appearance behind the steep cars of a wooly Zaporozhye, who tries to slip and tear without stopping.
Visibly not calculated... first he wipes the left ear of the merin, apparently in horror of what was done sharply takes to the right and the third boomer.... Dying for a couple of seconds and shooting all the 30 horses the rush from the spot, jumping through the borders on the sidewalk and breaking the crawling bushes with a knock and a screw is taken to the courtyard... No scene... From the cars come out two “typical”, blindly looking at each other, the driver of the boomer, addressing the people at the stop:
Has anyone remembered the number?
In response to a smile and a friendly no-and with a shade of disgust.

<ov3rfl0w>blin... all people like people, get drunk, get acquainted with girls, get in the police, scratch or at least wake up in a strange apartment...
<Dreammaker> I’m afraid to ask) what happened last night?
<ov3rfl0w>ya was written by archivist ^_^

Nikon vs Canon
One of the eternal disputes, with a striking regularity arising on photographic forums, takes its roots in the 17th century, when Patriarch Nikon, on the initiative of the Tsar, conducted the reform of the Orthodox Church.
This reform led to the division of believers into followers of Nikon (Nikonists) and those who wanted to live according to the old canon (Canonists).
The further development of events is well-known, the only question remains open, with what photography is here.

How is the mood after Halloween?
The Uber Coffee.
XHH: How is it?? to
yyy: sushi, shrimp and depression (((

We used to help our grandmothers cross roads. Pay for mobile services in machines.

The letter in the key does not work.
What is?
Who makes the first astronaut - Yuri Aarin!

I gathered here yesterday in the abandoned Hovrinsk hospital.
YYY: Is this where a lot of sectarians, hypocrites and people mysteriously disappear?? to
XXX: Yes
Q: Can I take your room?? to

How hard it is to live without a gun.
How hard it is to live without a brain.
He: Well you better know...

Only yesterday I understood what the real flu epidemic is. This is when standing in a huge row in the pharmacy, the man sneezed, and he was looked at THAT, that it would be better he broke.

Hi to you! My husband’s oral stimulation is NOT exciting, but it helps to fall asleep, I do it to him every night, like a sleep stick. And in order to fall asleep, I lick his penis and scrotum with my fingers, and in 5 minutes I cut off.

How they complement each other, beautiful!

"Children of the New Generation"

I’m in the bus, a girl and a boy are sitting behind me. As I learned from the conversation, it was a fifth.
My mom is absolutely irrational. This is the real female logic.
She turned off the internet because it is expensive, but for that endlessly buys me some clothes, feeds every day, gives money.
It would be better if she didn’t dress me, feed me, and don’t give me money for walking.

To argue with a woman is like playing chess with a monkey: you argue, you prove, mat in three moves, and then she catches and swallows your king and you are wrong.

Shram: I am proud of my nephew (2 years). It is burning:
I: If we go to the grandmothers?
K: Yes
I: Well come (in some trousers run)
She approaches my jeans, takes out the condom and says "everything"

I read the tape:

According to police, the robbery occurred around midnight. The woman was heading for a party in the city center when a man under eighty meters tall approached her in a purple Tinki-Winki costume. According to the local newspaper, shortly after the robbery, the police detained a man in a similar suit, but he was not the teleponder.

Crying... x

I understand everything, of course, but explain to me why on a pack of peanuts in a coconut glazure is painted an incomprehensible appearance of a bear, glittering with a huge shrimp in his hands.