Q: At what age do you think you can start touching?
YYY: What to do?? to
xxx: to go
XXX is fucking.
zzz: if in such formulations, then after the first bank of the yaga

Men sit in the bathroom, drink beer after the steam... One of them, Mint, says: Tomorrow you will have to go back to the raids on slot machines and prostitutes. And we know we have raids on Friday, and the players know, and the girls know. I have to go.
Next to him is a man sitting, listening, and breathing: get your job - with blackjack... and prostitutes!

Skyrim in German is a very good output of the brain. They all say to one another, “O Lord, do you not want to go into the tabloid?” Then, the equipment is called some type of Zwergenzweihender and Stalkrigshammer, for example. And it is worth a couple of times to scroll through the ZAUBERGETRAENKE section in search of such a necessary healer - you don't want anywhere else. But German is more fun than English in my opinion :) Cool language :)

It is necessary to distinguish between Hitler before 1939 and Hitler after 1939 and to separate the fly from the catch. The fact is that while Hitler was engaged in land gathering, and if he, as Zubov himself admits, would have been famous only because he united Germany with Austria without a single drop of blood, the Sudets with Germany, Memel with Germany, effectively completing what Bismarck failed, and if Hitler had stopped on this, he would remain in the history of his country a politician of the highest class.

However, he remained the greatest evildoer in history only because he put before himself and Germany the delusional ideas of world domination, declaring entire peoples inferior, trying to affirm the superiority of the Aryan race over other, less full-fledged, and aiming at the extermination of tens of millions of Slavs, Jews, Roma and other ethnic groups. It was these delusional ideas that led to such a sad end for Hitler and for all Germany. And all this had nothing to do with the reunification of Germany and the collection of German lands.

This is exactly how the passage in the "News" about Hitler sounds. And to tear quotes out of context - a lot of mind is not necessary, including white-banded pagans.

Hate to Lawyers:

It is...
2 weeks of writing a contract, all their lawyers are not so
They signed and...
The store is empty, 16 weeks.
It is...

Two weeks? Contract of Sale? Have you tried to sell the strategic stockpile of weapons plutonium to Syria, and what, according to the scheme of debt settlement to the USSR?

If I need to sell something quickly, my lawyer goes to the client’s office (even if he is in another country), sits with him and his lawyers in the negotiating room, locks up from the inside and does not release anyone from there without the agreed text of the document. In the fifteen years of work of the case that this process took more than two days of negotiations, I did not happen.

Hire a professional who can defend your interests, and don’t bother. The lawyer of the client in your case worked correctly: it is better not to conclude a contract at all than to conclude it on obviously uncomfortable terms.

My husband dictated the name of the paper on the phone yesterday. It turns out, the folder "My documents" is called modacomments, with an emphasis on E.

I have live printers at my company. In the sense as people, they treat me with understanding and compassion. I come to the office this morning, the old HP is broken, it just doesn’t load, he is diagnosed with a terrible ass. We have a new Kiosera, I switch all to it, but at 12 a.m. the toner ends on it and I am overwhelmed by panic. There is no spare toner, and the volume of printing is quite large. At this time, the HP screen starts to shine, it loads completely correctly and starts working! I was ready to kiss him, I don't think it's a coincidence, he just decided to help me, I'll drink for him today!

- why to bite, the jelly bricks bite normally. Hi from the 80s =)

- Patamušta in the 1970s, we bit all the dried ones, discharged from the warehouses of NZ. You in the 80s.
got more conscious.

Here is a reference to my work:
xx.xx.xxxx was purchased there external HDD Western Digital (charge number xxxxxxx). Before the purchase long chosen on the site between Western Digital and Seagate, when he started to order directly there in the store, the manager first made a mistake and began to order Seagate blue, but in time remembered and said "No, blue..." and didn't have time to negotiate how the manager broke me and arranged "probably blue Western Digital"))

I was informed that we had a mutual understanding, as a result, the order was ordered in a couple of minutes, taking into account even my couple of questions about the characteristics of the product. I don't remember the name of the seller, the shorter he was very short cut, if it was a girl, I would have returned there in an hour to make an offer))))

I have a reference, will come back again)

<avn> Central Committee of Ukraine refused to allow Darth Vader to vote
<avn> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t believe in television at all. Once there I saw this: the governor of California in the jungle was chasing an alien.

and Nina:
I should have come to you for lunch...

and Nina:
I read the technical description and instructions for the engine TMZ 8481.10. In every line there are clues to sex. Look at yourself:

and Nina:
The working wheel of the semi-open type turbine, with radial blades, is made by the casting method of heat-resistant alloy. It is connected with the wire welding method - friction"

and Nina:
It’s all about sex!

and Nina:
The lubrication of turbocharging bearings is carried out under pressure from the engine lubrication system.

and Nina:
How can you read it calmly?! to

and Nina:
I’m already silent about the "sugging collectors" and the "forced circulation"! What about those punches and pushers, fingers and cheeks? Go crazy!

and Nina:
No, you see what is happening: "The rod together with the valve, overcoming the force of the sprinkle, moves and opens the melting hole".

and Nina:
All, I can’t work like that anymore!

and Nina:
I’d rather do electric counters.

of St Petersburg. The Realnet.
The internet broke. I call the technician.
Your computer works incorrectly. What operating system do you have?
and Gent.
Check the equipment now.

I bought a mirror. I look forward to cutting my lips with my ass and the desire to photograph myself in the mirror. In any case, don’t mention the scratch.

It seems to me that people are now reacting to the phrase "I don’t play tanks", as well as to "I don’t drink..."
Are you sick? O_O

My 17 year old friend wrote:
The uncomfortable moment when you ask your grandmother to buy a normal toothpaste, and she brings you "Doctor Rabbit".

From the news "Gay and lesbian have fired the head of Mozilla and the creator of JavaScript, Brendan Aike".
First comment: Here are the pimples.

The curious plan of the Americos is that after the victory of Darth Vader in the elections, the right to Ukraine will be transferred to “Lukasfilms”.

The ICC held a referendum. Two Russians voted against one (an American) in favour of joining Russia. RKS is the Russian space station. The American astronaut fears he will be left in orbit until 2020, until the United States builds its own spacecraft, so now he does not vote against the Russians.

Yyy: Russian passport will be issued to him with the next progress

I go with my wife on the road. It shakes like a terracotta. I see, the wife is shaking like it is incomprehensible, not so angry, not so laughing. I ask what happened? The answer is obvious. She said "the teeth are funny knocking on each other"... X_X