I watch only one series and sit down to work. Did I joke funny? 😉
2nd is
Do you know what a great joke is? I didn’t look at them, but I went to work.)

LOL: The roof of our office has flooded.
Tagged: ahah
yyy: real gallery
xxx : ahah
XXX: Going to the bottom

The delivery department is planning the delivery of goods to Vladikavkaz, here runs the sales department manager:
MANAGER OP: When is the car on the Lord?
Delivery on Friday.
MOP: And will there be a Nalchik? I promised the client.
An analogy to the client? Probably it was very difficult to sell.)

I accidentally stumbled on the video of the most shocking injuries in hockey. In a couple of cases, the players were cut through the throat with a bowling blade. They are alive, but not the point.

If there is a possibility of such injury, why did nobody come up with any layer on the throat?

There is a throat protection, mandatory for players up to 18. The first thing a player at 18 does is throw away this saliva, the second thing is to change the grid that protects the face to a plastic visor that protects only the eyes at best.

>>> you want to make money on forex - read courses about forex.

Forex is a casino for the "enlightened". And there’s only one way to really make money on forex is to provide a trading platform to others and charge a penny for every deal (no one wins more in a casino than casino owners).

The cry of the soul of the artist: "Friends! If you see in any of my photographs in the hands of the model a tail, that doesn’t mean I’m a woodcut. The model is also not a woodcut. I never wanted to be them. And I did not want. No is. Absolutely not.
No, we don’t cut down trees after photographing. Not before the photo session.
And the tail in this case is just a resource. Not a working tool. and the rekvisit. Just just.
Therefore, a huge request to the woodcutters of all kinds: I respect you, but you do not need to take me for yours, and write me reports about the subtleties of cutting trees. Please please. Thank you in advance"

With Hicks, discussing the term of a 56-year-old woman for buying a flash drive:

I’t risk calling a woman at 56 a grandmother if she wasn’t my grandmother – I want to live.

My approach is simple, if a banner pops up on the site, closing the information I need and asking or asking to disable the adblock, I turn off. No, not an adblock of course, but this banner. Adblock or through the developer panel.

You won’t believe, I’ve been struck by the hats today.
XXX on a bicycle
XXX is 😉
xxx: checked the documents, checked the vehicle ))))
Driving drugs with excess speed?

And when will the navigator lead not on the shortest road, but on the flatest? and ;-)

Xy: I just want to lie with your head on your shoulder, thoughtfully rub your hair.

xx to xxx))
What a mercy.

xy: and to bind on them various marine nodes

XX: Ahahahaha
Then you will confuse yourself!!

Xy: Could you put your head back to the torso?! to

A man without a past has no future. Could it be enough to bring everything down every hundred years? History teaches nothing.
! toOur past is far from Lenin.
One day, she asked her disciples how they understood the phrase “Man does not live by bread alone.” One guy wrote that a person needs to live in addition to bread, meat, milk, fruits and vegetables. Misha, are you that?

and bingo! The first editor’s fee is for 170k signs of SEO texts about paper trousers for lying patients. I’ll tell my grandchildren about those four hours. As I was editing, I became more and more unhappy until I thought that someone was sitting somewhere and writing it all in twenty different ways. This man was probably much more unhappy than me then!)

Our house has two entrance doors, the distance between them is 15-17 centimeters. One door is iron and opens into the entrance, the other is oak and opens into the apartment and clamps itself. (It is important )



I was home alone, I was 10-11 years old, everyone went to work at 10 a.m. The door was called, I opened the inside, I went to look in the eye and damn understand why I did not let this oak square of hell, and also the castle returned to the position when it will be closed. And she is huge, heavy, began to rise. And I clogged myself. between the doors. Outside they heard it, but I was silent as a partisan because I did not know the man behind the door. I could not go into the apartment, I could also go out. Enter the glasses.

In general, I sat, or rather I stood as an Egyptian between the doors until my grandfather came from work (at 5 p.m.) and released me from this captivity. He laughed at me nobly, but told my mom and grandmother nothing, otherwise I would have fled. He helped me eat the soup left for me and the same evening removed the clogging castle.

Only my grandfather and I know this story, and it’s been over nine years.

In the kindergarten I had Valer’s best friend. We played, talked, shared secrets and so on all day long. Such friendship happens once in a lifetime. One day I was sick for a week and did not visit the garden. He has recovered. I remember my dad bringing me on his arms to the group, where the kids and Valera gathered in front of the entrance too, and the teacher says, "Here is the Light." And here the best friend says, "and we too before a girl named Light went into the group." A week, Valeria, a week! The boys...

The children’s play room. The woman-administrator paid the cost to the base in the column "100 rubles. and loss.” We ask the next day: what is this loss? She tells: Yesterday, after all the activities, already under the evening, she cleansed.



A young man is frightened and speaks. We were here at the party, and I got 100 rubles. It was in the pocket. It fell somewhere, please look for it. In the end, it is 100 rubles from the box. I told him that he "does not stand on the soul", and in the process of cleaning thought to find. But in the end, I never found it. Could any of the guests have made the discovery?



A week later I was working, and a guy runs, almost the same story. It has already been 200 rubles. “Please look for.” I say come in, look for yourself, I am going to clean up. And here’s five minutes later, he’s like, almost roasted: “I can’t find. My mother told me that after the holiday I would buy tea, milk, honey.



I immediately realized that this was the boy. I ask the phone, I can call my mom so she doesn’t argue about losing her. He does not know at all (and he goes to second class). Then he invited him to go to the store and buy him this set. We go to the store, we go in, let me think I will buy the best honey... I take a cheap pot, show him my choice... and he is not! He fled, the fucking man.

Machine translation of JBoss Fuse. I spent a long time reading the following instructions:
1st Shut down the lightning
2nd Install the security
It appeared in the original:
1st Unzip
2nd Install Fuse

Even the dumbest sheep with a long absence of seam begins to think!

I am doing repairs in the purchased apartment, a long-time acquaintance calls and says:
- I will be in the night in Lubberz by pass, nothing if I stay at you? You ask...

I went to meet her, the thimble, and there the courtyards, and the hammer rolled in the hallway,
In a strange way, I caught him. I approach the station and see:
Three kinds of muddy heroes, slightly dispersed, approach me.
I got a hammer. There was a weak hope, maybe they were afraid.

Here, like in the movie, the brakes of the Mentov UAZik were blown up, and everyone was packed.
Captain on the survey - well you give a guy! Those three in the federal search,
We are sending them now. What about the hammer?

So, I say, the city is unknown, so I took it.
He takes this old hammer, and there the iron part from the pen jumps.
The captain nodded his head and said,
Would you go like that and then kick off the stick?

The end was good, in the same beetle, my friend and I were thrown back to the apartment.
And the hammer, take your hammer!

Someone wrote on the asphalt under the windows of a multi-storey building: “Call me when yours is gone!” Many men remained at home. The shelves were pulled, the utyugs repaired, lessons were done with the children.