I: That’s why you need to spend money on the car. Let her go! and took
Wife: If you spend so much money on me, I will also be "sweet "!

Egor Protasov
fuck over me neighbors are playing in Mario, and apparently the sound is going through Dolby Surround
The whole house heard him eat the mushroom and descended into the basement.

In Minsk, 10 years ago, one gave up - she lay on the roof from the squad... the men flew, turned. She doesn’t get out because of the driving. Instructor: "Wonah!" And she: "I have a second try!!and "

From the movie "Rzhevsky vs. Napoleon"

"How disgusting is she? After this scene I felt inhuman, I received a mental trauma for the rest of my life, I became a moral wretch, I wanted to scream, tear my hair and then eat them, I wanted to tear my eyeballs, throw them in a blender and make them a cocktail, before adding my brain there. I wanted to get up from my chair and run, run like Forrest, just run away from this movie, from this theater, move to another planet, to another galaxy... I curse this moment with all my strength! God will not allow this to happen again in my life.

Why does your hair smell so bad!! to
I smelled the socks.
I can’t wash my beard for two days.

zabava: ppc action on the group: Artificial fertilization. Reduced 55%
zabava: baby, we conceived you with a discount in interest, probably because you are so stupid

The candidate in the resume indicated experience: "Naturist. Responsibilities: Sleep without moving standing naked for 2-4 hours.

KURIZZZA: This morning I remember something past DR: 7 in the morning, I open my eye - I see a mushsh, I open another - with flowers.... I say "Rise up!" - and I fell asleep back so I am ungrateful )))

How to check the height of the clitoris without falling under it? He has a strong landing and it’s hard to get there..."
 
Or maybe you go, the girls like it.

OMG: Recommend some new filmmaker
Top of sum.: time
Y2MMR: on ORT

Girl in a swimsuit, girl in a swimsuit
Hooked chickens
Not the breasts but the breasts in the first place.
I have breasts and you have breasts!! to

Q: Do you know what I noticed?
When I get fat my breasts become more sensitive :)
They just appear.

XXX: I remember Olin Sasha told that in their childhood the boys from the courtyard gathered in the pavilion and whispered who would finish faster)

YYY: Are these guys not idiots? And now they gather and argue who can last the longest of all.

yyy: I ordered a souvenir to a friend – a copy of the Ring of Almighty, via the Internet. Today I have to leave the capital to me.Now I am worried about delivery.
XXX: What's going to be terrible?
Yyy: Yes, it seems...Night, empty road, blue truck of the Post of Russia, driven with blinking eyes, crawling on the asphalt and nine riders trying to stop the truck...and nobody will help the poor driver, there are neither Gandalf nor elves.
Gandalf and the elves in the post office are sitting in the ring waiting...

I’m in the army this year, I’ve been dating a girl for a month, she knows what I’m thinking of cutting off. Today, she said very seriously:
I love you, but you must go to the army.
I would call it Estonian.

Dilvish: This is how he lives.
Lanriel: This is a bourgeois.
Lanriel: Behind people like him, people like me are still like me, not like him.

In 125,000 years, there will be no men on Earth.
Lesbians are everywhere!
This is the paradise of men. Sadly they won’t see it :D

A wizard would fly in a blue helicopter and make a repair for us for free!

- I heard on the radio the song of Aria "There High". Once the brain line "...But walk and laugh..." automatically supplemented with the phrase "And spices chew".

"Albansky", I think, the privilege of those who know Russian well. They may retreat for the sake of ballowing. For others, it is an attempt to hide their illiteracy. And in general: "Albanian" is vaccinated to children in Russian language lessons in the elementary classes of middle school - with phonetic discovery of the word.