The local people of Kharkiv stormed the opera and ballet theatre, thinking that it was the mayor and demanded the mayor.

The deputy minister of energy from the apartment stole documents and 250 thousand rubles, which the family was going to spend on vacation in Crimea.
Not the fate. I’ll have to fly to Goa again, Szuco.

The 6th sense, the 6th sense - and did not think of the barometer in the knee joint, attached to the nerve pain?

I refuse to acknowledge the results of my 40th anniversary!
YYY: Give me back my legitimate 25

xxx: And we start the prize game under the general title "So where are they, the borders of Russia?"

According to the Thames TV - English channel show: in parliament discuss, as usual, from the dawn of the Ukrainian issue (working). <...> True, the same issue applies to the Russian Federation and most CIS countries.

yyy: The beginning of the post was very pleasant: "So where are they, the borders of Russia?" -- "On the Thames".

I don't know what the architect smoked, but the cottage has windows in the strangest places: on the staircase cage two on both floors, but at the level of the carpet, the loft all in the windows, somewhere the windows at the level of 1.5 floor.
and----
This is a big mystery – what do architects smoke? Apartments in new buildings is a song. Entrance through the warehouse. A meter per meter, but with a window. The balcony is more than the only room. More than all the rooms combined. And the most hit is the balcony in the hallway.

In short, the U.S. Postal Service refused to send the package to Sergey Ivanov from St. Petersburg due to sanctions imposed by the U.S. Government. Meanwhile, Sergey Ivanov of the SPB was not the one Sergey Ivanov, against whom sanctions were introduced. What is not surprising - the name "Sergey" and the surname "Ivanov" are among the most common in Russia.

We talked to the technical specialist on mass spectrometers, and the conversation came about nightmares:
I dream that you are Jon. You fly and you suddenly fall into an ionic trap! But that is not all. With enormous effort you break out of it... and then you realize that the trap does NOT work! The horror...

And I have one wish – to squeeze in the ass of the laptop those gondons that the router put... this is a torrent tracker, it is holy! All good, baked and all the best.

Chairman Mao is on the move.
The army of wild cats.
The surrounding chickens are spending.
Hundreds of hungry mouths.
The farmer takes a gun.
He targets in vain:
The army of Myo - Chongqing Beast -
comes from all sides.
Meo, of course, does not like people –
So many divorced!
To make them nails.
To kill in the sky...
The Red Beast! People will stand.
The fucking blouse!
Whoever would give the bandit a sting,
Who would resemble him?! to
Chairman Mao can wait.
He secretly dreams of
Suddenly a star passes through the sky.
With a long mouse tail.
Then the earth will be swallowed,
The orbits are broken.
The fields will be grown with grass,
The rivers will be covered by ice.
Then the cats will come out.
There will be a wicked century.
Mice and birds will come.
Not to live and every flesh.
Chairman Myo, shaking his eyes,
Foot in the shower.
Strongly fulfilling a new order.
for the shower. © luaths_lurgann

Admin: What kind of OS do you have? 7 or XP?
User: I do not know.
admin: "Start" square or round?
How do you say it’s not quite square?
Admin is OK! But is it not round?? to
User: Well, I’t say that there is such a thing in it...

7 of April. The evening. +6 to 6. The stack of griders behind the window scratches wet asphalt. Limits must be established.
8 of April. The morning. - three During the night, 20 centimeters of snow fell.

The greens are sleeping. Limits are selected.

The Surgeon.

I also like to sleep, especially after a long wake up at 5 a.m. and dragging the child to the kindergarten to the other end of the city to be at work at 9 a.m.... And now I’m the boss! I ordered working hours from 10 to 16. The group was small, mostly women, and everyone was delighted with this perspective. And all the working hours really work! ? But at home, they have lunch, go home without traffic jams and get out of bed in the morning.)! to

I did not go to English, I passed all the texts translations and assignments at the exam. Even my pronunciation was better than the teaching. They could not give me anything new. “But you didn’t go, so four would be five.” Let’s explain, Shrek, why did I have to go to a lecture? The answer is – don’t go away.
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You see, like many in your youth, you do not understand that the classical higher is not only the sum of facts, but also the ability to operate them, the ability to discipline your mind. Ability to discipline yourself. This is reflected in the attendance of lectures. You don’t know how to compel yourself – what kind of guy, engineer, scientist, specialist, professional are you? You are a dilettant, nothing more.
The engineers of the USSR were valued. We could simultaneously teach engineering graphics, sopromat, biochemistry, philosophy and a foreign language. Exams and not exams. And without copying and stealing of other people’s references from the internet. Therefore, when the last engineers of the union retire, the fabulous dolby... e... diletants will remain in the production.

Reminded me:
"they have interior design in the style of Masdaam cheese:)"

Uncle lives next to a building 2- or 3-storey (you won't understand) cottage. I don't know what the architect smoked, but the cottage has windows in the strangest places: on the staircase cage two on both floors, but at the level of the carpet, the loft all in the windows, somewhere the windows at the level of 1.5 floor.
The Uncle Lovely Calls the House Damn

Conversation of two grandmothers in a district hospital:
A man should obey a woman in everything, and at home too.
Yes, to be exact.
Did your husband listen to you?
Yes in everything.
My own, and where is yours now?
and died.
And my too...

My sister goes home with her four-year-old son Goshka, and in her hands carries a large flower of aloe (according to us, a fool). In the courtyard, a neighbor-grandmother meets her and says with amazement, looking at the flower:
What a fool has grown up!
She replies with pride:
and yes! I am 4 years old!

xxx: depends on the phrase " asked one doctor of technical sciences to remove his defense"

xxx: tried to understand what protection could be put on a doctor of science

Leonid
Where can I find the B?

by Mikhail
in the Maidan)))

The friends. A sad fact came to me. There was a kindergarten there a long time ago, and they said, “You go to school, you will sleep.” I thought, “I’ll go to the institute, I’ll go out.”"Nifiga. And I thought: I will finish school, I will finish the institute and I will be fine. And Nifiga: the school ended, the institute ended, went to work and realized that this was a new catarga, and for the rest of her life, not 5 years and not 11 and not 6 as in the institute, and all her life, no hope, plus the same early rises to the end of her life. Somewhere down there, from the garden itself. And about sleeping, what do I think now: "I will spit out in the grave"? So now I look with sympathy at schoolchildren and students who think that it will end someday, and with envy that they still have this illusion. This is shit, life is unfair.