Arcan
Since I was a child, I have seen terrible things that have perverted my psyche. I go to my grandmother in another city with my mother. I look out the bus window and like most kids, I read everything I see. Whether it’s a village or a small town. Around the road are tightly folded larks of all kinds and types, many double, triple and so on. So here. Double shop with two doors. Next to the left is a tomb and a cross, above the sign "Ritual services" and the right door... yes... Fresh meat T_T

About the cartoon, where the main character is Megabyte.
It is called '' Re-download'
Push and look for sure, gods of Yuzers)

The author of the best quotation about nakipilo, calgonite as a gift

VladislavFree: I am a friend of low height, rooted and a master of boxing sports.
He enters the bus and sees some sort of shirt pulls out a girl aged 14-15:"Send I said!".
She is:
No, I ask you, and so forth.
Friendly :
Let go, let go of the girl.
The closet:
Shut up, my homeless man!
Friend, not thinking long, at the very exit charged him in the fifth. He flew to the stop and sat with his face full of amnesia. In the back are teenagers.
He is them:
You can’t help the girl, keep it here.
They are him:
Great man, you cut off the controller!

The Rock-Joker
If your girlfriend wants to watch porn with you, and you’re afraid she’ll be upset by the difference in size between your member and porn actors members? Find a porn video where the difference in the size of your girlfriend’s breasts and the porn actress’s breasts will be in the same proportion.

Dear 18 centimeters! I have heard a lot about you and have long dreamed of meeting you.

Your favourite third size.

The Yandex News:

LiveJournal, Twitter and Facebook fell simultaneously

You guys, did we really do the megaphone? ?

07/08/2009 (06:03 GMT +03:00)
Good (08:49:25 7/08/2009)
What can I give to a 14-year-old girl?
Kou (09:01:20 7/08/2009)
What is your relationship with her?
Good(09:01:53 7/08/2009)
of criminal offences ?
Good(09:01:58 7/08/2009)
xd

by D0ub1e:
I saw the advertisement:
by D0ub1e:
Want to get rid of loneliness?
We will teach you how to cook mushrooms properly.

It is very unpleasant to have a good hearing for a couple with a bad voice.

Answer to

There lived in the town of South Park in Colorado a boy named Timmy (mentally and physically disabled from birth). Their parents dreamed that their son would be a good man. Timmy grew up and became named Timati and moved to Moscow. As a disabled, he remained.
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Nea, Timmy is a lot more cool, some kind of pido from Moscow! Does anyone think of a friend? and :)

Well, in this case, apparently, her finger was pulled into the anus during orgasm, so for her, this became a super-erogenous zone. by R.B
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What a shit! Apparently wrote a boy who read strange articles and poorly knows the female body. As a woman I declare: Orgasm during a cyst can be completely involuntary. Just as it can be in other unusual situations (for example, in a hairdresser from touching hair). I personally know a girl who ends up in a plane stupid of fear.

It is hard to love a wife – most often she loses, not to love – too.

One of many car designs. happened in the days.
It is a very small ring road, there are no priority signs, so those who drive on the ring and want to drive from it on the next turn miss those who enter the ring on the right. The movement is lively, getting into the stream is quite difficult. First is a young boy on his right hand.
The Toyota King. Apparently, not so long ago behind the wheel - in a couple of clicks he did not risk to move, on the rear glass the sign-triangle of the old sample with the letter "U". People are patiently waiting. The most impatient ride around the Queen even to the right and, cutting those entering the ring, rush away. One of these Schumachers, judging by the death of the toned and hanged "nine", as young, but already distracted, before breaking out of the ring, literally slowed for half a second in front of the driver of the "King" to shout him in the face:
Learn to ride, student.
It runs out of the ring. That half-second was not enough for him to get away with Gazelle. Accident, the flow on the ring is blocked, which is used by drivers waiting on the ring. The first, of course, is the boy on the King. Again, he faces his offender. Reply to C
The “Kings”:
You hear! I have such teachers!? to
Yale avoided another accident - the driver who was driving for the "King" was hysterical. We drove after him.

Demon, hello to you! How is it? You are where?
Where to go, in the Kremlin.
I am on the Baikal...

xxxh: I could of course sneeze out of my own greed and say to you "go ipazzo", but I won’t.
WOW: I could of course also sneeze from your greed and say "go", but once you won’t...

It does not contain humor:

What kind of hero does this do?

I was sitting on the balcony last night. I watch the picture: in the house opposite the balcony of the 5th floor a woman stands and runs into the emptiness of something like 'morza go home.' in a couple of minutes from where that of the bushes spreads happy 'Miu!' and the cat begins to answer her... Dialogue:
She is: Moore! You have found!
The Cat: Meu
She: Go home soon.
Cat: Meu Meu (you are a fool? The doors are closed, what do I have to pull on the wall???)
She (seemingly understood the cat: go lady tell you. Will I go down from the fifth floor?
The cat complains: meaaau :(
She is fucking!! to
He leaves the balcony.

Recently, an anti-spam question was asked: "Call the name of the fairy tale Anderson". 5 people have already written "Pamela" o_O

HHH: My cat has the wire on the compass bitten again...

Is it a bite?

xxx: yeah columns bites, only columns pofig, his current fucking he is now walking with twisted beards at me...

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