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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №154034
 09.04.2020
My brother and I are doing major repairs in my mother’s apartment. We began to change the transmission. A new one without connecting. The old one was not photographed immediately, so that the light was. It is time to cut off the old wire and connect a new one. We disconnect the old from the shield - the neighbors' light in one room is gone!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №154033
 09.04.2020
Coughing on the coronavirus must be from the underlying side.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №154032
 09.04.2020
The famous British journalist Matthew Parris in his book “Mission Achieved!” tells about the incident that happened to American Senator Bill Bradley at one solemn dinner in 2000. Using the intended portion of butter issued to him, the senator demanded another portion from the waitress, but, to his surprise, received a firm refusal. Then Bill Bradley decided to show his crudity: “Do you know who I am? I am a U.S. senator, chairman of the Senate Asset Committee and a former basketball star. And I am also a candidate for President of the United States!"But even this didn't impress the unwavering waitress: "Do you know who I am? I’m the guy who decides who to give oil and who not!”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №154031
 09.04.2020
Barrymore, what is this terrible, breaking the soul, wow?
This is the Baskerville dog, sir. It was the 60th time I went for a walk.

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