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 13.07.2015
"Angar, who had a wreath on the roof. From the inner side. And not just one, but as if it was done many times... Because there is a system in the plane that always works.
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From birth until the age of 12 lived at military airfields (father - a fighter pilot). The autonomous catapult is true. About the wreaths, and many more - the stars. Pyropatron, the father told, shoots a catapult with such force that the spine seems to have folded twice - there you have to quickly leave the zone where the multi-ton glands freely fall, throwing the torches of flames. The roof of the hangar chair will break through just for the departure. The concrete will not be broken, but there is no remainder on it. And this is a guaranteed death, even Soviet soldiers are not so dumb to try again and again. And the real case: the boys from the neighboring house broke into such an open ground in the weekend. One of them catapulted. The plane stood on the stand not quite horizontally - something was decommissioned there and the chair went not vertically but with the departure to the horizon. The square is large, there is a steering track, along which fighters from the airfield took their way. So there was literally Nothing left of the guy, just a wet red strip on the asphalt. You say, there are a lot of mistakes.
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