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 31.05.2018
Conversation with the customer (man and client):

I: Now you need a passport, a technical passport, a certificate of an accident. Is the car designed for you?

K: No to my husband.

For my husband?

A: Yes to my husband.

And then I began to think. To say that the customer looked somewhat sweet - cannot. A man as a man. I have not seen any unusual habits or unconventional strikes in the last 20 minutes. Probably everyone has heard about the first attempt to register a gay marriage in Russia (it ended in failure). And how, fucking, could it be that the car was decorated for the husband? ? to

As if after reading all the confusion in my eyes, the client finally said, “To my sister’s husband, of course. Here is the mandate.”
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