I read the neighbor’s website yesterday. The story about the kitchen suddenly ended with a phrase, say, finally removed the room, but then the husband began to blow right in the toilet. I was confused by this story line, okay.
Today on the same site a fresh story - about the toilet. It ends with the same paragraph. From the story of the kitchen he was drunk.

guys, you there filter your content before submitting, don’t burn like that))))

I approach my car. A man departs from the stop and goes to me:

Go to the center.

I look at his criminal face and honestly say:

I do not take strangers.

He stretches out my hand and says:

and Tola.

In full seriousness. and what? In principle, he is right. What he heard, he answered. I found a logical answer. You won’t say it on your face.

Scientists have discovered the easiest way to protect yourself from severe old age.

Live fast, die young?

One man was successfully transplanted a pig’s heart. Do you know what this means?
YYY: Is he no longer cosher?

This is:

Motivation is how. If you fall asleep, say, in a sorting - then for some reason a person has a motivation to take and do dumb. And sluggish excuses are not sought for some reason, and doubts with throwing somehow do not arise, and "I can't" is not turned on. The solution exists, including the non-existent one. Even time always exists.

If it wasn’t so, it was heroic. Do not lie to yourself and others.

Human needs are divided into two large groups: natural and cultural. The first are programmed at the genetic level, and the second are formed in the process of social life. Comparing them is incorrect.
If you do not go to the toilet in time, the result is unambiguous and obvious. If, for example, being lazy to learn English, it will not lead to anything tragic.

Zzz: Where does a pragmatist get such a woman?

rrr: Obviously gave, but it was somewhat uncomfortable to refuse.

The Central Electoral Commission will be renamed the Central Electoral Commission of Russia. To conform to reality.

So what? Who said there that "in Russia equality, what else do you need"? Just try subscribing to forums not "Sasha", but "Masha", and enjoy the tons of shit that devalues you.

I think it’s not about equality or inequality, but about education. As your partner, as well as yours. I always write under a female nick – no one has ever answered in such a tone. But a lady who considers it absolutely normal in a indulgence-negligent manner to talk to strangers regularly faces similar responses.

And what do you want to say? If one man writes the same thing under a male and a female nick, and he is haunted only as a woman, but not as a man, does that tell you nothing? Of course, if you know your sixth, you won’t get stuck. But why, in fact, a woman on an anonymous forum in general (not specifically male) topics is allowed less than a man?

Robin Hood robbed the rich.
The poor are also robbed.
You have to make money,
Not to sort people.

Master c: Pure density is the ratio of pure mass to pure volume.

Keep an eye on the size! You have "pure" shrinking and remains just "density".

A song is attached.

Brain: From Liverpool harbour always on Thursday, they go there to sail to the distant shores
I: Enough is enough.
M: They sail to Brazil, to Brazil, to Brazil
I: Not funny anymore.
M: And I want to go to the distant shores of Brazil!

A few days later, the song went away. I come to the post office, I need to send a package to a friend who moved to Japan. I came for the second time, the first came to find out the cost of sending.

The postman: I remember you. You wanted to send a package. It seems... right, in Brazil!
I: But not that...
Brain: From Liverpool Havana always on the fourth.

0KLRiyDQv9C40LTR:
Where do they get money from? When I studied at the university, there were reagents, and some I even drank, but there were not so many of them, but modern equipment of the unit. In the department of analytical chemistry in my new was only a fuck, which defines the permeability of light, I do not remember how the device is called and I am not sure that the term is correct, in general you go there,
he gives a value, for example 0.25, et for something I don't remember. Oh yeah, there were also advanced electronic weights that can be determined with an accuracy of millions of grams of weight. Well, to these devices we were allowed only a couple of times, the prede himself showed how it works, and all.

by Alket:
First I hanged on your strange nick, then saw the phrase "and some I even drank" and the questions disappeared

xxx, 24 Feb 2010: Buyed a cat British) Play, sleep, bite, eat. Growing a cat.
xxx, 23 Feb 2018: Grown up mudila fucking

The deepest essence of Russian reality is expressed by the announcement:

- For deposited in the closet of valuables and money the administration is not responsible. The penalty for loss of the number is 1000 rubles.

Recently, my nerves for strength began to check the theatre companies, sometimes making 10 calls a day. I tried different things:
1) Visited guests to the organizers themselves (whose tickets are sold directly). They apologized, said that they themselves cannot influence the situation, such as separately, and the distributors of tickets separately. And the distributor can become anyone, there is no control, you bring babies and fine.
They gave me two free tickets and asked me to call if I could figure out how to deal with the problem.
2) Sending courteously
3) It is rough
4) Sending a courier with tickets to various hard-to-reach areas of the capital. He continued roughly.
5) Throw the phone
6) Different
Shortly nothing helped. Even those who sent the courier were called. In general, wildness, grief and despair. No one to go to court. Companies from the organizers exist separately, sims purchased at the subway.
But recently I read advice on what can be roasted! And you know, it made it easier! Calls are less frequent!
This is a great way to raise the mood of others and yourself. The last time I’ve said something like, “Try not to laugh too loudly,” and I’ve turned on a loud communication:
Hello Timothy Petrovich?
and yes!
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
It is crazy! (Thinking silence, apparently a person is trying to realize how much "cry" is the interference on the phone)
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
It is crazy!
In the sense of crack?
The crush!
Are you mocking me?
The crush? (maximum of the maximum)
In general, the last time I did this in a taxi, the driver had to stop somewhere, at the crash, so he could walk around.
Drink more often, it is good for your health.

I decided to lose weight and asked my parents to support me morally.
I come home with a note on the refrigerator: “The fat daughter is a shame for the family!“”

Those who are confused with the sides of the moon.
Turn on the table lamp and direct it to your face. Your face is the illuminated side. Now put the lamp behind you so that it shines in your back. Now your face is the unenlightened side. Has it become that shit? possibly. But probably not. So do not confuse the face of the moon (the side it is always turned to us) and the illuminated side of the moon. It is not the same.

The psychological test. On the picture are painted wooden boxes. One of them is illuminated. Question: What do you think is in the box? You invent, and then comes the key to the test: If you chose something of value, you believe in luck. I only thought of a coffee plate. In general, it’s hard not to think about tiles when the box says "TILE".

Men, unlike women, do not have a brain, but a body.

Unfortunately, there are women who do not have a brain.

Clelia: Once, in the distant past, when I was still studying at the university, I encountered a very funny guy. The philosophy was as follows: if a girl on the first (and subsequent) dates orders anything other than a cup of tea, then she is a MERCANTILE STERVE WHO WILL EAT FOR ME. When (without knowing about his wonderful quality) I ordered myself a bunch of snacks and eaten calmly, he looked at me with the sight of the hungry child, whom I struck the last. When they brought the bill, I got my wallet to pay for my portion of the order. Vynosch swelled like a duck, but he didn’t bother. But then, on the way back, he whispered that I first ordered too much, and this humiliated him, and then again humiliated him when I paid my share of the bill, and now I humiliate even more, that I don’t want to apologize, but just crack.