14:17 - BudemZnakomi: the scump pays twice, and the apple trader - three times

I’ve never seen girls running on their heels through a 20-centimetre layer of snow and all dog owners are bigger than cats.

Guidance, the murderer – have you not heard? And it is not necessary to answer that the dog is smart, obedient and does not bite. People in our country do not observe the laws, often their actions are not subject to any reasonable explanation. A dog is by definition more stupid than a human being, and it is more than stupid to expect reasonable behavior from it in human society.

by PS. Clean up for your pets. The dog does the need where you take it. They did not clean up the dog in need - no matter what they personally guessed.

The young man lives far away, spent the weekend together, after a few days calls and says that today did not sleep, wept all night, that is good when I sleep nearby, warm, like with a dog...

This uncomfortable situation with poisoning. when you go to the toilet and are not sure: whether to sit on the toilet, whether to roll your head into it.

During World War I, British intelligence (MI6) discovered that sperm works perfectly as invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirk, deputy chief of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that “sperm is very effective: as studies have shown, conventional methods of detecting invisible ink, including iodine pairs, do not work against it.” Especially since the material for letters was always with fearless spies.

After Jobs’s death, Apple smartphones take design only. functionally hurt. This mark does not go forward. I’t be surprised if a knife soon comes to these smartphones and they can cut bread (for example). To attract the interest of buyers.
2: Agree unless they dig a genius somewhere
I think if they dig out Jobs it won’t help.

Community of Classical Music Humor

Alkanost: When I run in the gym for more than half an hour and I start to get tired, I imagine a bunch of cranes chasing me.

Last summer, in honor of some celebration, we went to the lake - a tent, fireplace, shells. A group of men rested with us. Close to night, the guys are coming home. We closed up in the tent with our beloved, and we began to give in to love :) Two drunk boys passed by, we silenced:) their dialogue:
Look at the tent! Let us look?
2: No, let’s not, suddenly someone lives there...
and :)

I approached my beloved to wish a peaceful night, something in her stomach was turbulent.
Who there?
These are macarons, I saw something further.
Six meters of genocide.

It turns out in Russia to be a feminist is not to associate with fools, but to prefer normal men. American women in hysteria beat around the corner.

I went to bikini sugar depilation today. Now I understand the meaning of the phrase "The crap will stick"

YouTube, comments in English to the Russian video:

PuIIHarder: I would like to be able to speak Russian, the second strictest language in the world!

oblivionps3fan: which is the coolest?

Subject to C++

Camment to the video on the tube about the most expensive mayas:

-The most expensive car this is the old ninth of my neighbor he has already in her bottle of bubble rolled what to hide! )))

23:12:51 [Napster] norm> I ice cream offered to sharpen)
23:13:45 [WHiTe] A sharpened ice cream is considered a cold weapon?

Mr.E: We also had a live corner in the army. Two paparazzi and a rat. There were problems with food. The comrade regretted them and heated the bread crumbs in the microwave, and fed the fools of the empty. One swallowed and fell. The rats were not lucky either. The commander from above decided to get rid of it. They were taken to an abandoned radioactive building. Then everybody was afraid that she would mutate, find four turtles, come and give us puzzles.

YYY: How can I teach my mom to carry keys where they can be easily obtained? Oh, I couldn’t find them... Well I’m tired after work! Well, you couldn’t open it, what?"
xxx: I have everything much easier: in the left pocket jackets - work keys, in the right home keys.
YYY: I told her that too.
YYY: She was offended.
What if I was dead? ?
XXX: Do not joke
YYY: Who will prohibit me? Black humour is a significant part of human culture))) No, well, seriously, I very vividly represent my mum, denouncing the corpse: "Look, I couldn't open the door to a tired mom, I will bury you in a faner grave, so you know!")))))))))))))

The last thing I remember about all the drunkards is the phrase "Diman snack!"

[29.04.2013 15:51:22] XXX: Psychologists claim that addiction to sweet is due to lack of love
[29.04.2013 15:51:57] YYY: ;( I love sweet
[29.04.2013 16:02:21] XXX: this I love sweet, and you just love to eat

If a man comes home in the evening, wears a general uniform and begins to chase everyone around the house, then he is in service.

My wife loves to call me to work, today she declares indignantly:
Why don’t I call you, you’re busy all the time!!!! to