When my brother’s wife became pregnant, my brother was taken to the army. I had to take care of her, and accordingly take her to the hospital, tie her shoes, and of course drive to her favorite cafe at 3 o'clock at night for fried strawberries, the good of the cafe worked at this time.
I hated her in the first half of my pregnancy. The second half - I waited for a miracle to happen and my nephew was born. When my brother returned from the army, I didn’t want to let him go to the child at all!

They burn napalm.
An anamnesis of the disease - considers himself sick about a month after death.
And somewhere down the corner in the cushions – the death of the father...

I have a choice, my favorite gifted a coupon of a gifted horse... we need to choose one of several... right now in thought, what to choose a flight on an airplane, a flight on a rope over a breakout, bow shooting or spa procedures
Vauu: flight on a thread and shooting from a bow on a flying
WOW: well and spa procedure - throwing dirt flying on the wire
and (rofl)
It would be better to shoot those who fly on the trunk, those who are on the ground.
Ah... the bricks.
What I have postponed...

Do not forget to turn off the alarms, or they are probably not aware that there are four Saturdays ahead!

From the correspondence of admin and electronics:

Come to me Andrew.
Do not point, do not point.
Bring a piece of cheese.
What a tea without cheese!? to

You make two pieces of sausages, and I’ll find an oil.
In our time, do not live alone.

I will take a bulldozer with me.
There is a wind
I put it in the refrigerator.
I will put it until morning - 2 times)

Take more beer.
I will take vodka.
Then to work.
I do not want to go

Let’s wake up together.
The old clock.
Nuclear core compilation
The shooters raise the axes.

Congratulations on rock and roll.
I picked the guitar, the dish rolled.
The salt is beautiful, long.
How Dave Murray recorded

I have already blocked my grandparents from sending messages to short numbers. and you?! to

"Gamer who have girls, put like!"

XXX What?
yyy: xxx, girl is the type of cat, just speaking)

...on one-sixth, dumb, sushi took out the souls of people...

In view of May holidays, I congratulate everyone on Tuesday!!! to

How about health? When to work?
Hemorrhoids are such hemorrhoids! The ass after the operation had almost ceased to hurt, but the hole of the fucks scars and narrows. Yesterday, the doctor stretched her with the finger, and now she is noising again. This and see will prescribe homosiina for medical purposes o_o

The comet is now approximately 621 kilometers from the Sun and is in the orbit of Jupiter.

- how, knowing the electrical resistance of water and pipes, to calculate in which apartment in the bathroom is the body with the washer on. He has been lying for three days.

Neighbors are stealing electricity. Phase from the socket, and zero to the battery or crane with water. The calculator does not take into account such expenses.

A good week.
Today is Monday and tomorrow is Friday.)

If a man claims he is the head of the house, he is not married.
Not only is he not married, he does not even have a cat.

It is terrible to think of the time when people who post about mail will get older. They are also embarrassed by the entire internet with complaints about clinics.

If I were with you in the paintball, I would show you all.
XXX: I would show you all!
xxx: I would show you my shining heels
xxx: but running away, I would pull my shoulder, as in dancing taught) it is important)

xxx: They say that on the computer science EGE in part C you can use any programming language, the main thing is to specify the name and version of the language.
I encourage my friends to teach brainfuck.

Who has a Skype Zzz?
XXX: Add it to the chat.
Yyy: he sits over the table from you, ask him.
XXX: The Man
XXX: 21st Century in the Garden
I will send him an email.

A little girl comes from school and says:
Anna goes to the islands for the holidays.
In which? The Maldives and the Canaries?
I don’t remember the name of Anchorage.
and??? to
I remembered Sardinia.

Matrix - Release
I sincerely believe that there should be a portal from the Pushkin metro station in Moscow to the Pushkin metro station in St. Petersburg.