During lunch, a Vichy advertisement is turned on on the screen: "In the past, the fight against imperfection took a lot of time..."
I look at the producer:
- Something in me this advertisement causes some very unexpected associations...
Did you think of the columns of the Reich marching through Europe?! to

XX: I decided to start repairing. I am morally preparing. Could you advise me to read on the subject?
Sun Tzu: The Art of War, Kuznetsov V.N. "Science of compromise" and something from the series "How to convince yourself that everything from the beginning and was so planned?".

We stand on the light, I look at the sides, next to the truck, in the body a gray booth with a door, on the door the inscription "do not enter - will kill" and a skull with bones. Above the inscription a window is cut, a murky man looks out of the window and also looks on the sides.

Martian spacecraft Curiosity can shoot from a laser
What about the Martian?
Maybe on the stones :)
Q: What is the power of the laser?
Yyy: Marsians won’t like being shot at their stones
Small stones can be cut.
XXX: Stop, we have to wait for the attack back :)
XXX is STOP! of Chelyabinsk! and :)
Martian: Wanted our stones, earthmen? Nate to you! and :)

Arael: Our java encoder just said, “I’ll go for a walk,” opened a google map, picked a park, turned on a first-person view and started moving around that park.

I read that in Russia found sausages with horse meat.
I checked the refrigerator. No any sauces. Not a horse, not a horse.
Wicked as always.
El empty pasta and roared bad words.

Announced by:
In our house there is an economy class elevator. No toilet, so tolerate, fucking, to the apartment.

Australian billionaire Clive Palmer begins construction of Titanic 2
- "On Eskimo shipyards began construction "Aisberg-2"

How you have tortured the illiterate! Not "what the heart is"! Not to scream! Shake the heart! Strengthen your heart to survive. Herd of stupid bears.

We sit in the cinema and wait for the horror to begin. The light goes out, the advertisement begins and at this moment a slightly drunken company enters with the words on the whole hall:
You can come here and start watching the movie.
The man from the last row replied:
I know who will die first.
The whole room supported him with laughter.)

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I remember seven years ago on "XXX Radio " there was a similar theme-Click. I remembered one name. The boy was named "Kopilka" because his brother struck his head drunk with a tail

I went to a underwear shop. Following me comes a healthy brutal man of 30 years, not shaved, in a shirt, shorter than the "Terminator" Russian version. She became an involuntary witness to the dialogue: “I need this... for my wife... well... The Nashore!and "

I have been hanging a tab in my browser for 3 months - an article from Wiki "Procrastination", because I will, of course, read it. A little later.

Yesterday something filled up with the provider and after lunch there is no internet.With a sad look, Dad walks around the apartment, thinking what else to do at home.
He approaches us with his mother, falls on his knees and says:
I am an internet addict, I am a network addict. Brothers and sisters, let me give you 50 megabytes of traffic before tomorrow, or I’ll go to my neighbor to drink a beer.
Z is. 37 years old)

Against the head of Rosrybolovsk has already been opened a case under the article "official counterfeit". He does not acknowledge his culpability.

I used to be nervous and crazy, and now I have a cat.

The hospital. In the line are a girl with a daughter (daughters aged 4-5).
I am Julia!!! to
You are Elizabeth!
and Elizabeth?! to

xxx: and how did you guess that Natasha was better than all the others who were on the NG at Valik?
I am so happy! 😉 😉 😉 😉 The test was done :)
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? to
Yaya: asked to write them on the towels "Aral Sea". Then I picked up the towels and told them that everything was written correctly, the test was not interesting. but only Natasha wrote as expected ))))))))))))))))

I have been drunk for almost a year. Now the extra money has appeared, I buy a motorcycle.
The young man. And accumulated a lot?
and 40 rubles.

Asked a friend to bring a huge, soft toy - a couch to the house of the Baptist.
We are not a peak hour, but a full flow.
And suddenly in the back of the jeep "Toyota" enters the "Dog"
A boy and a girl come out.
My friend is blowing out of the jeep... trying to say something.
The guy among them naturally just roar...
My friend seeing such a reaction, somehow softened, says:
Okay stop it. Everything is normal. Insurance will cover.
The man continues to shake his hands.
The friend:
Stop the car, do you have it?
The guy:
Oh, fuck her with it!! to
“Well, be a man, your car, the insurance is that you cry. Do not kill yourself that way. Let us not even call the goats. Let’s go, and all the business!
The guy at this time falls on his knees and begins to scratch the asphalt with his fists.
A friend, completely upset already, turns to a girl who surprisingly calmly behaves:
Girl, at least tell him. It is uncomfortable...
“You know,” he replied, “it’s actually my car. And I argued with him that if he strikes someone at least once a week when he is driving, he will marry me.