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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86834
 10.09.2013
Comments on Sasha Gray:

A girl for a lover.
It is capable. Three people at the same time is not the limit.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86833
 10.09.2013
XHHH: Seashops are also people.
They also want love, affection, joy, positivity, girls cheap Kiev to order, cheap alcohol in Kiev, kindness download for free.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86832
 10.09.2013
Strong technical support.

XXX: Hi, I once used your program and I didn't like it and I decided to write my program just so that there would be pony on the background, there were pony on the download and generally with pony all the programs better.
YYY: Okay, what do you have a question about our software?
XXX: No, thank you for your attention

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86831
 10.09.2013
Daly: I lost my virginity at the age of 16 when I put a friend gentoo
Master89: Now think who you lost it with :D
Mozart: he said, when he put the gentleman, it means not with the acquaintance.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №86830
 10.09.2013
I am a veterinarian and a dog doctor. Yesterday, while I was in the shower, my husband grabbed the phone, where a lady with a sick dog called, from a new number, which I did not record. After carefully finding out what worries and how the animal is called, the spouse vowed that I would call back and, of course, forgot, but signed a new number with the information received. And how did I go when in the morning on the display it turned out that I was calling "Miranda Bloody Diarrhea"!!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86829
 10.09.2013
I don’t know whether to laugh or laugh: the head of Yandex will post on his blog the odds of Roysman, dropping Navalny. Well okay, I may not really know anything about Navalny, but about Roysman I will say: a drug barista, a bandit, an attacker. It was his heroin sold all Uralmash. His entire fund was aimed at suppressing the competition of the guests from the south. He is the only one left behind after OPS Uralmash. And he also removed shareholders in this company. His “rehabilitation center” is nothing more than a chimera: people were “fixed” and were waiting for the breakdown to end. Of course, almost everyone returned to the old, some even without going outside the gate. Now that tail has won the mayor, and is about to pump to the level of the local tsar, pushing his wives across all corners, as in 98m. Nothing useful he did and did not even gather, and does not hide it. I have no desire to hang out and confirm anything, especially since most witnesses have long been dead. But since he is now an all-Russian celebrity, people simply need to know that here in our Uralmash, few people think of him as blanket and white. c) Fkmniekm

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86828
 10.09.2013
ganjubas: When I load the page, chrome writes in the lower right corner: "Waiting for the cache" and is a little delayed at this stage. But I don’t want to pay for using chrome, and I won’t pay any cash for accelerating downloads. How can I pay cash? Erunda is some... And they say that chrome is free. They try to get money for use.
Here I stood on the ointment, so there was no cash requested, everything was honest.
Can you advise how to transfer cash to Chrome? And can it be fooled so that it works quickly and without cash?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86827
 10.09.2013
At the reception at the dentist. The children are sitting with their parents, very quiet, everyone is a bit tense. The three-year-old son unexpectedly releases: March 8th is near, grow and grow my pipiska.
The situation in the hall has changed dramatically.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86826
 10.09.2013
YYY: well diet
The fifth man exchanged the twelve.
YYY: apparently exchanged, but he gave him a lot of surrender.

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86825
 10.09.2013
here here :
To the boy from the “elite” home and to the girl from the “elite” school: go and drown before it’s too late, elite.
________
Did you, the critics, not think that the word “elite” is used here in a sarcastic sense? Obviously, the authors of quotes themselves with some contempt relate to their super-resilient "habitat" (home and school), and in such cases the word "elite" is used with a common and seemingly already memo mistake.
Surprisingly, the target audience of the resource...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86824
 10.09.2013
Now on the methodology of mathematics we sit, teach "give an example of an empty multitude". the voice from the back "the virgin in this audience" :-D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86823
 10.09.2013
Matan or Death!
Naxel: I choose death!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86822
 10.09.2013
How about the new Snickers-Mindal?
Tagged: fucking
Q: Did you expect it?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86821
 10.09.2013
The price of gasoline in a nearby west Siberian city (city-forming enterprise which mines 10% of all Russian oil) began to cost 36 rubles.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86820
 10.09.2013
Previously, girls were embarrassed if someone accidentally saw their trousers, so they wore long sweaters. Now they wear short dresses and are no longer embarrassed, because the trousers are securely hidden in the j@pe!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86819
 10.09.2013
to this:

"Out of the Eye (Letter. The Sakura Flower is a small Japanese aircraft shotgun of the end of World War II (Yokosuka MXY7 Ohka), a winged bomb controlled by a suicide pilot.
by Scuco! I want to see that joke from the car that invented to call the car so!

Then look for the joke that called one of the Volga's affluents. If you know of course that Volga is not just a gas product. And in general, in foreign languages there are a lot of similar words with completely different meanings. It is stupid to equal them.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86818
 10.09.2013
I used to use the phone cable and brush my teeth. After the call, the ability to speak in general and matte in particular returned in 10 minutes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86817
 10.09.2013
x>Why do girls film pornography?
X>What makes them do this?

Y>If they didn’t do that, almost nobody would watch porn.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86816
 10.09.2013
to this:
For the first time in my 21s, I went to a club. Dressed in a frank dress, well there with a cut, short, painted, haired, came. All the way I felt like on the panel, well, okay, I go to the club, not to the grandmother’s pie.
As it turned out, my super-honest dress looked on the backdrop of others like a cloak. Makeup was not done.
I will not go anymore.

My daughter, my mother! You are a gift of God! Tell me where to look for you???? to
Medical student.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №86815
 10.09.2013
A husband comes from work and asks his wife:
What my sweet work! ? to
She is:
Everything is fine, dear! Borst cooked, the cottage cooked! She wiped out the clothes, the child’s stuff was washed. Here I sit with my socks.
And tomorrow, if you forget to pay for the internet again, I will kill you!

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