Follow-up to the article "Catastrophe: the sad consequences of last year's set at the MSU" about the horrible illiteracy of journal first-class students.

From the website administration:
We would like to thank our users for making a lot of corrections and clarifications to this article.
The author who wrote it, apparently, re-printed the interview from the dictionary, and he was completely ignorant, so printed, as he heard on the audio.

xxx: Hi, I need to find the NOD numbers. How to implement it in C++?
YYY: Is it not an option to open the book?
THANK YOU, it all worked.

The Anonymous:
Surfing the Internet via Arabic VPN
Very anonymous, very pleased.
Truth in advertising is now suggesting to bet on camel runs.

Put on the white!! to
:D

As my acquainted air taxi pilot says, his boss is afraid to hear from him in the air two things: "OY!" and "Divie, cum, how I can" :)

Comrades who "charge" porn sites, are you really sure that I will click on the "Share to VKontakte" button, "I like" or "Tweet"?

People are pressing!

In short, this is a thing, if you wash things together with the carpenter, then all things, in the end, will be inside it.
Today I’m going to wash two cartridges...let’s see who who.
HGH: it is worth trying
YYY: What if they were from the same material.
The size to honor
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: and the totalizator do!
Invite your friends to play and make bets. And while they fight, drink beer.
You can still install the video camera in the machine and remove it from the telephone, then it will be great!

to this:
The story was told to me by eyewitnesses, but I do not guarantee 100% truthfulness. In the era of my youth, a starman named Decl burned) The older boys roared over him openly, and the young man dragged.)) And then one day came to us in the city of Dolphin, and on the heating he was allowed Decla, and performed in the circus.) They scream, they do their business. Decla hit it, started screaming in the microphone, like you say that Decl is back, and what is it bad in the face to say? Go down if you are cool. At this time from the rear rows a few strong boys in skins rise up and begin to descend. Immediately the music played and Decl escaped to the other side of the arena under his own song.
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And it all started with the thoughtless phrase of the performer: "I don't see your lights! ", after which the lights flew into him )))
Ekaterinburg, or 2001 or 2002.

masha: heh)) we have on Friday here today 2 pairs of stories from 8:30, to read my concepts is to get rid of it) because I went to bed at 4, and I just write and sleep)
masha: "rule the government from 7 boyar to strike full suffla"
masha: "Cossacks are dissatisfied and killed by self-driving"
masha: "Korolevich is invading" – and that’s all! Where did he invade?! to
Masha: and my favorite
masha: "At this stage, the closest of the princes of the land came out"

to this:
The difference between physics and mathematics:
Ask a question. " and parallel. And then it"
Mathematics: Perpendicular
Physics: consistently

Response to Programming: Crossing

to this:

How much of the sound insulation in the headphones he noticed only when in the electric car he found a warrior, when he was already in the next car.
and...
Tell me what model?

This is:
This is:

I wanted to explain to the child who is Gaika... put on his knees... hit a Google... went on to pictures... people, you are completely deceived...
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

All of you have this catch! I just stumbled down... 3 shitty pictures on 5 pages... What’s the problem?! to
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Google releases the result based on previous requests... so the question to Dad...

News: "Post of Russia" begins to receive complaints online.

I go to their website: "Sorry, the service is temporarily unavailable".

I got in the hospital here.
Department of Injury. People with injury to one or both hands. Yesterday I brought an orange. We held a competition who will be the most creative and quality way to divide it. When they brought them today, they were stupidly rugged.

I wanted a blender. I began to ask my friend: who has it and which is better. And the answer came: - My mom also wanted a blender. I went and bought. But something didn’t like him. But the store did not accept back, as there were no serious reasons for returning. My mom handed it to my dad and ordered him to return it to the store and bring the money. Dad was not confused. When asked by a girl in the store about the reason, he replied: "You understand, I gave my lover this blender, and her husband gave her the same."

Listen, what was there further with Varlack?
Where did all the bikes go?

Has your film been leased?
and no. The director was bitten by an encephalitic tick, and the whole film lights up. But don’t try to analyze, these are two unrelated events. I said so in court.

About Roskomnadzor
<Utebaliyev> What kind of people are these – decision-making censors?
<HardNut> Decisions are made – the wrong wording. This vertical is built in such a way that no one makes decisions there.
The Minister: to ensure a 146% increase in morality!
The chief rokomnadzor: find immorality on TV!
Heads of regional administrations: find immorality on non-VGTRK TV channels
Head of departments: you TNT, you 2x2
Executors: like a tint in the house two do not call for anything. But here are the Simpsons - HZ, did not watch, but obviously unhealthy cartoon

A careful observation. In the program "Match" the opponents in the breaks listen to the advice of their seconds. And only Zhirinovsky does not stop speaking throughout the broadcast.)

On the radio after the song of Bilan "Baby":
It was Dima Bilan and his insightful baby.

Mail... Announcement on an encouraged piece of paper. Of all the karaokuls, he only uncovered his name and the number of the house-apartment. The address of receipt is marked by a kind of sling which is not similar to any of the letters and numbers I know. Well, fucking you, I thought, the next same crazy paper in the mailbox appeared two days later. In the address of receipt somehow disassembled a team of 4 people some difficult figure. As later in the mail explained to me that they do not write the address, but write the number of the department. Do I need to know which department is located? To say that shit is not to say anything.