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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86979
 13.09.2013
How late I guessed that the discount on yogurt "Activia" is equal to the price of activated charcoal tablets)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №86978
 13.09.2013
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especially unreasonable drivers begin to skip especially gifted pedestrians, who, despite the prohibiting lighting signal, stumble like a flock of lambs.
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Sorry, I’ve been driving recently. Should unreasonable pedestrians be pressured?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86977
 13.09.2013
XXX: How to say no?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86976
 13.09.2013
The ex-member of “House-2” committed suicide.and ((
YYY: What a pity! It is a pity that the other participants "House-2" did not do the same. and ((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86975
 13.09.2013
I brought a gift from Turkey, I can't understand whether it's a wide scarf or a narrow scarf. I think I'll go to bed on the table, the fool will say that the shirt has been laid down, dressed on, they will tell what the bench is wrapped up. I put it in the closet until further examination, away from sin!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86974
 13.09.2013
This pattern:
I sit at the stop, so valiously, I smoke paffously

What if I did not hit? Would you go and throw it in the garbage? No of course. And the thought does not even arise a bull in the urn to go down. I see hundreds of such everywhere every day: the bull is hardened and twisted side by side, sometimes urns. I thought it would change a generation or another, something would change in our people for the better, but not. Because you’re used to living in shit. You grew up in it. You consider this the norm. And you support the state of this shit. This country cannot be defeated.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86973
 13.09.2013
The best, most desirable and pleasant sleep comes when you press the button "Later" on the working phone alarm.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86972
 13.09.2013
News that the Afghan football team won the first international trophy, first comment:

The terrorist win.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86971
 13.09.2013
And why hasn’t a female equivalent to a male "apple duck" yet been invented?! to
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86970
 13.09.2013
Today is such a day... So it takes to go swim in the fountain and cling to the passers with the question: "Are you coding? What is it?"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86969
 13.09.2013
Sobyanin took office as mayor of Moscow with 20 minutes of delay

The interruption, ch.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86968
 13.09.2013
In 2004, a Los Angeles builder, falling, shot himself in the head from a gun with six nails at once. Doctors initially did not even allow the victim to survive, but the nails, which were removed from him for five days, did not damage vital organs, and the patient remained alive.
Dinosaurs are not extinct.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86967
 13.09.2013
The hope of humanity:
Institute of High-Precision Instruments
I will go to work at a factory for the production of shower cranes.

We look forward to your developments in this area! Or tired of "sweet flour fine adjustment" during washing.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №86966
 13.09.2013
Tomorrow is the programming day, comrades!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86965
 13.09.2013
Items are burning.
People change cards-passes (the old ones were figs, slowly refused to work)
Released new maps.
Blocked the old ones
I asked to go for the new ones.
On the ground floor there are doors with electronic locks and - attention! There are no calls.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86964
 13.09.2013
The night before my husband’s birthday (42 years, if any). I wrapped my packaging, laid out the gifts in unexpected places in the apartment, I went to bed. Through a dream, a child’s voice:
I want a loose...
What a cup?? to
A box for shoes...
He doesn’t have a shoe.
Okay, you will have a cup.
I want a cup of horses!
? to
A souvenir is sold. The horses are painted.

Tomorrow I’ll go buy a cup of horses. I hope he did not dream.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №86963
 13.09.2013
When my childhood friend and I were in second grade, we wanted to get into the bus fleet as drivers. We were not surprised that the announcement that drivers of the first, second and third classes are accepted for employment is not addressed to us at all.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86962
 13.09.2013
On the car news:

Rolls-Royce has returned to the idea of the production of SUV
In Russia will bring another affordable crossover

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86961
 13.09.2013
XXX (10:22:50 13/09/2013)
I was with my sister yesterday. She has two little daughters.
XXX (10:22:56 13/09/2013)
Sitting at the table.
XXX (10:23:02 13/09/2013)
We drink tea and Tanya eats. Such a dialogue
XXX (10:23:13 13/09/2013)
Do you want to be a princess?
Tanya: I want
Milan: Do you know how?
Tanya how?
We just have to stop choking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86960
 13.09.2013
<CorExFerro> Yellow_Snow, and considering that in men after 25 on the contrary, libido begins to decrease significantly, then and the corresponding consequences
<[PEER]Dyxa> CorExFerro: Eat only after 25 times.
<CorExFerro> [PEER]Dyxa, the number of times here does not play the slightest role ))
<[PEER]Dyxa> CorExFerro: It plays. After 25 times my libido decreases and it hurts.

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