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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №88425
 16.10.2013
The reporter:
When did the riots begin, what did you experience? Are you scared?
Resident of Biryulovo:
“You know, when the riots began, I became so calm as I had not been in my neighborhood for a long time.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88424
 16.10.2013
Friendship between a man and a woman exists before the appearance of secondary sexual characteristics.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88423
 16.10.2013
Announcement on the sale of an apartment in Volgograd:

There is all the necessary equipment: TV (cable), UVC, washing machine, refrigerator, stove, stove, pasta.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88422
 16.10.2013
I’m not going to quote "wits" to point out grammatical errors. I will just miss them angrily. The Unknowns!

[ + 2 - ] Comment quote №88421
 16.10.2013
The sister was overwhelmed by an obsessive idea - to buy a tablet.Yes, it seems that everyone who communicates with her at least somehow knows about it.And here is another time she starts a conversation with a friend about this device.
Well, let me list you the arguments for the purchase, and you are against?
Well, he begins to list, a long, five minutes already... He is silent, apparently listening to his girlfriend.
“Nassau, fuck you, it’s not an argument!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88420
 16.10.2013
by Zaebalski:
I also once asked:
Why do you react so calmly and without jealousy when I come late from the corporation?? to
I’m not jealous, I hope.

Since then, such topics have never been touched.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88419
 16.10.2013
> To generate a 256-bit key for a partition with the system you need to throw a coin of all
> 256 times You can do it in 10 minutes.
And you can hang a millimeter sheet of paper on the wall and sneeze on it - which cells of soppy got - is 1, and which is not - is 0.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88418
 16.10.2013
30,000 is worth divorcing from the New Year)

Gooo, get divorced immediately, for free!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88417
 16.10.2013
According to the participants of the meeting, the “anti-piracy” law in its current version
for the first months of work proved its effectiveness, having received positive feedback from many rightholders."

- The law on the "divorce of lochs" in the first months of work proved its effectiveness,
It has received positive feedback from many puppets.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88416
 16.10.2013
XXX: Did you play in the gym?
Yyy: no, but judging by the name, a fucking game

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88415
 16.10.2013
The accountant was stuck for a long time at computing, forging, setting up...
He gave up his place and sat down:
What a warm chair!!! to
This is........................................

........ gas, and electricity in a silent bubble eyes met with her, and after a moment under the general rust of the present came that the lump was....... :)))))))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №88414
 16.10.2013
here here :
XX: Do you know the Sunny?
xxx: he is so for free file sharing that when he wants to listen to the song, he does not go to contact or rabbits.no, but to the router or noym and downloads the full discography of the artist
xxx: and distributes it until there is room for a new "song"
– – – – –
The boy, the boy! Our man! I always do it and I wish it to everyone. Keep it so!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88413
 16.10.2013
by Alexander (17:09) :
Should I go to the store?

The guilt (17:15) :
Yes Yes

by Alexander (17:16) :
? to

I am guilty (17:16) :
KITIKET

by Alexander (17:16) :
CHO? Has the cat moved to the wrist?

I am guilty (17:16) :
With the Waffle.

by Alexander (17:17) :
What about Waffle?

The guilt (17:17) :
KITIKET

by Alexander (17:18) :
The KitKat!! The chocolate is called KIT-KAT!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №88412
 16.10.2013
I remember a time when the microwaves did not heat up just the dishes, but also the food that was inside :(

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88411
 16.10.2013
Cristiano Ronaldo was hospitalized with a hair injury.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88410
 16.10.2013
Quote(Sam @ 30.3.2010, 21:54) *
1 to Hello! Fresh fruits and vegetables can be eaten immediately after the enema, and even during the procedure itself, other food should be postponed for at least two hours after the enema.
2 is awesome! I will offer all my patients to eat now during the cysts!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88409
 16.10.2013
A resident of the Magadan region, who dropped a jacket from a shop in Kaliningrad, was arrested in Murmansk. c) Yandex News
A wide country is my homeland!
xxx: yandex refers to Penzensky(!) The news portal...
YYY: How everything is fine in Pence, to see. No other problems there.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88408
 16.10.2013
Sly: What sunny days are, good. You don’t even stress properly.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88407
 16.10.2013
xxx: My wife said that if I don’t stop singing the song from the screenshot of “My Beautiful Babysitter,” she’ll get me to the hole.
YYY: What is that song?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88406
 16.10.2013
Optimism is when a young, wealthy, lonely person buys a service for 12 people.

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