When I read all sorts of stories about dog devotion, I, the owner of two grown houses, have the impression that in a critical situation I can only rely on a cat.

Ko1obok: I am sick
Pilat: and I got a lot of tests in the clinic
Ko1obok: Hurled until no one saw it
Maryana Avakian: Hey... pilat... did you take the kind of other people’s bottles?
Ko1obok: greedy dissipated flash boxes in the pockets

Talk of IT-shnipers at work:
X: Light - you are just a kind of problem generator!! to
Light: No, I’m just "Lacmus paper"
X: You are not lax - you are dumb
Light: Right, you won’t get me.

Corporate correspondence :

In the end, we all do one job!
In other words, while receiving a different salary.

Photo of the guy, he is usually bearded, and in the photo smoothly shaved. The comments.
Where is the beard?
Yyy (the culprit of celebration): And the beard inside. The inner beard is more important than the outer.

here here :
You are truly lonely, if you are addressed by "brother" only copnics, you say "hello, grandmother" only to the neighbor sitting on the bench at the entrance, you ask "help, sister" only from the worker of the clinic, you shout "calm down, children" only from the window to the neighborhood, and "dear" you say only to the potatoes in the bazar.

Really lonely is when no one takes you out of the home.

In the universe they told - the preacher, which is remarkable, told - the story of one Russian professor, who taught in America, was barely put on board. In the university where he was teaching, the "three" was also called "S" (from the word satisfactory - satisfying), and he told one student, "I will put you a big fat three" - "You have a big fat S "...

If in the innocent culinary transmission to add "Blythe, what shit you have prepared, the snack is dull, it is impossible to eat, go naked!", throw a hot pot in the head and add from the foot - you get the transmission Hell's Kitchen from REN TV.

In the morning, there was no strength to bring beauty.
I sit in a sports jacket with jeans, hairy and without makeup
I have been like that all my life.

I go to a fish shop with a friend. Conversation with a saleswoman:
Do you have a cloth?
What do you need?
Which do you have?
What is this...?

It was a long time.)

X – That’s why I don’t want kids. Though whom I am deceiving, I am a hippie sociophobic, I can’t have children.
Wait until age 40 and any former sexy classmate will dream of a reliable and humble husband like you.
X - Eeeeee, I have less than a quarter of a century to have sex, Eeee!

I’m back home, I can’t sleep with you. You scream so that you throw me down!!! to
Recon105: Male snoring is a specifically designed by nature system, created to reassure a woman - so that she can hear and understand through her dream "I am here, next to you! Everything is fine!"

by Maniana

Light: Yesterday I showed my employee the combination of Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V and Ctrl + Z. Today there are rumors that I know "magic buttons". The partner offered to ask to change the position of a programmer to a master of runs or a magician of iron monsters.

Theatre’s response:

HHHHHH :
In the evening, we go, we talk, we flirt, we flirt.
Dessert, ice cream and dinner.
We lie down and hugged.
Share, in bed, preliminary loves.
Precision, I am in the midst.
Here is she:
"You will not be offended if I say no"
The Curtain

Fuck what next? :)

Announced :))

A cat is a rabbit who has been pulled by the tail so that his ears are pulled in.

xxx: Oh, there is a man living in Primorye, and he only knows the words that a frog and a butterfly...

YYY: Well, I did not study an entomologist.

XXX: Just a little boring and jealous. You are there, MB, every day you encounter bugs, which I have been licking all my life, and you don’t know who you are meeting.

YYY: You are correct. Sometimes a fool approaches me and says "You know who I am?and "

XXX: How did you get saved?
YYY: First, we were a lot.
YYY: Secondly, we had weapons.
YYY: And third, we were not threatened by anything.

I entered the “Joke about Chuck Norris” in Google, pressed the search, and my browser closed.

Sanya: I had time to swell without him.)
Tomates are delicious?
Sanya: there were no shishes of vaapche))) there was vodka and all kinds of home tastes
Tamara is a pizzator. There is only one name left.)
Sanya: as I was invited, so I went.)
Tamara: It's the same as being invited to a sauna with whiskey and whiskey... and there was a shower, vaseline and soap on the floor rolling))))) butterfly.

Here is Tom:
There was, I remember, in our institute one Chinese man with the proud name of Hui.
He was very upset that he was not named.
thx: said that this is translated as "hope"

If he were to be called Hope, he would be pleased!