In the milk department of the supermarket are two men of strong body.
Let’s take a yogurt? Which? The One Percent?
Take three and two. The Male!
Give me a man.

There is a list of the richest Jews on the planet :3
Is he at least different from the list of richest people?
XXX is written in Hebrew.

Review of the film "Man of Steel"

We are also waiting for the Iron Man (cooking potatoes for the deprived of the whole world), the Bronze Lady (in a green suit, slightly oxidized, but looks all the same young), Paladin from the palladium (a warrior of the light - at the weight of gold) and the Lead Hero (saving from nuclear bombs of an unnamed country).

The xxx:
You urgently need to buy 2 additional winchesters for 2 kg. One hit hentai, the other foreign music and wait for uncle in civilian)

YYYY :
And if you write on one of the "Ment" - pi*arasas, and on the other - "God is not" - then you will have to wait two or three times less :)

The entrance is clean, with a homeopath. I quietly leave a wheelchair there, and in it children's snacks, toys of all kinds. The bombs do not come to us, so it was quite unexpected to find in her daughter's album a note by her own flommasters: "Sorry for eating your cookies." by Carlson"

Shana Sensei: The Summer. The rabbits under the window are running again. She got up, again reached the megaphone of the system "Oral" and said with an impressive voice: "Attention! Please do not interrupt the silence at the commanding hour!"

If I had a machine gun, I would shoot all the shit.
Would he kill me too?
To you...? Would hurt you...

I’m sitting, I don’t touch anyone and here someone first whispers, and then sneezes behind my back... somewhere on top...
It is an automatic air refresher.)

Andercen Gans
Hi to. Are you invited to a tea in the lambs?

ALA
"in the sheep"?)) Is it how?

Andercen Gans
You take it in a lamb, you dive it in honey and put it in your mouth and eat.

ALA
I hate honey.

Andercen Gans
You just didn’t have to eat natural.

ALA
Absolutely possible. I’m not sure I would like natural honey.

Andercen Gans
I will hope too.) Is your phone chic?

ALA
This is the second time I have the feeling that you are not reading my answers.

Andercen Gans
And thank God)

ALA
For the third time...

- Vadim, does it make sense to take away the walls when laying the absorber?
When there is a lot of free space and no money to spend?
There is little space, money as always, but a distance from the wall of 5 cm does not affect the price, and the result can affect?
- for a room of 20m2 the distance from the wall of 5 cm in losses will be 1m2. The price is 1m2 if I am not mistaken 2-5 thousand UAH, and you say no money.

Police prostitution, of course, is more pleasant to fight than corruption and safer.
In the 60s, when the park was thicker, and the bushes were larger, a guard walked through such reserved places. He beat with a stick on the bushes and asked:"In agreement?"If the female voice answered:"In agreement!"The guard followed the other bushes.

I was robbed by a 5-year-old boy today. I bought lemonade in the machine, a mother with a child approaches the neighboring terminal. While my mother was forging in the terminal, the boy, with a hard-working movement, swept his hand into the pot of my machine, where he handed over. He stands quietly and waits for the coins to sink, while looking at me, thinking I can’t see because I was wearing very dark glasses. Suddenly he touches someone’s left 5 rubles, thinks it’s my hand and puts it in his pocket. Here, my delivery broke up, I collected it and left, and the boy probably worried for a long time that he missed such a big bowl.

Google is sued for possibly unfair methods of promoting Android.
Two crazy from greed and envy trolls with the body of Nokia on the lead to the court filed...

In fact, I don’t really understand women, even if she’s herself, but hell! I’d rather be like my dad. How to know what is going on in the head of the grandmother.
c) June

My friends and I decided to have fun in the bathroom. Two teams. One is sitting in the bathroom with bars and beer, the other is running on the lawn. Banja is the “government,” who is in the ban is the “government,” who runs on the field is the opposition. And the meaning is that the power is pushing the opposition through the field with a brand spot, and that, in turn, wants to climb into the “government” to the thieves and beer. Then change it.)

Traffic in the garden. 11 hours of night. "Speakers" on Yandex cards:
"Supply of water"
"Do you have asphalt? There was no such thing!"

Hi the kids!
Hi Uncle and Aunt!
– Let’s ban the "South Park"
And let it!
____________________________
And what is the point of this isolated room with grace 100 meters underground, if the children in it still know without explanation what South Park is?

_______
"I haven’t read Pasternak, but I condemn it!"

Gerda (08:44:30 17/06/2013)
Have you heard of the law that women should go to the army?
In the autumn, I had two choices. Appeal on a voluntary basis. Compulsory service for those who have not given birth before the age of 23.

PRIZRAK (08:47:37 17/06/2013)
This is the Dembele car. There are such brutal virgins, on the shoulders of the tattoo "For VDV!" or "No one but us!". With the appearance of universal wisdom on the forehead, they pour alcohol on glasses. And one such: "Well, for those who have not returned...". At the other end of the guitar, a girl with dirty nails and a short haircut sings: "Afghanistan is a cursed mountain wild country, the command is simple: Get up and go and die."

#Germany (08:48:09 17/06/2013)
=) is

PRIZRAK (08:48:32 17/06/2013)
There are several boys on the station, and the dembeliches are: "Opa-opa...". Who is here with us? Boys, let’s get to know you?? to
Those are "Aunt, don’t have to".

#Germany (08:48:48 17/06/2013)
ahahahahahah

There are more optimists among those who shave each morning than among the bearded.

There are a lot of phone errors. I will share my story.
My number differs by one figure from the public service. The third part of calls from evil tenants and some administrative and supervisory bodies.
I usually answer polently that they didn’t get there, but one day they got out, because the mood was not that. The call: "Can the fall of Sergeič (the chief) by the phone?" I answer that not. They ask why? The answer is, “I fired him.”
A few seconds of silence and a timid question, “Who are you?”