This would always be the way employers described vacancies)) and immediately everything is clear)
What to do:
Eliminate narrow spaces (network, disk, memory, CPU, programmers)
Manage a bunch of servers in different DCs (real and virtual)
Run the network in (and between) DC (L2 and L3)
Silver bullets from Linux
Manage the most desired WWW, DNS, SMTP, VPN
Knowing what to do when things are bad.
Necessary skills / knowledge:
The OSI model
L2 and L3
Linux with red eyes
Best of Debian and Ubuntu
London is the capital of Great Britain
Principles of virtualization
The Questions:
What does 29 mean?
Repair: echo 2 4 1 5 1 1 sort -u
How many bytes in megabytes?
With seven grandchildren?

I open the door and the neighbor stretches a knife with the phrase * give the bat he knows what to do *

Response of the representative of the Egyptian hotel to a negative review:
"We regret that you do not consider solving your management problems while you rest here who would make every effort to solve your problems. Let me take this opportunity to thank you for your comment and again I apologize that you felt that your vacation did not meet your expectations. We hope we will have the pleasure of welcoming you in the future."
PetrPetrov (tourist): Dear Representative of the XXX Hotel!!! to
We consider solving our shower repair problems with your hotel management. What is your leadership x...
In 7 days the repairman has not appeared!!! So you will not have the pleasure of welcoming us in the future!!! to

From the discussion of the vulnerabilities of devices on the Hubble:

“You can find many IP cameras with default passwords. I went into one, and she turned, looking somewhere out the window. I turn to the other side and see a man who looks at me with this look. And I’m on him, but he doesn’t see me.”

YYY: In our area, these same brave guys painted the yellow patch with the usual color. To the question of Nafiga to do this, I received a reasonable answer "So this is to help the blind!"

The author, apparently, does not know that in addition to the blind, there are also people with impaired vision. Only yellow stripes can be seen.

It’s like the gasterbyter who scratched the leaves from the trees (in order to replace them once, and after half an hour they didn’t attack again). You don’t understand the meaning of something – rather declare it silly. You see, you are clever.

Is Poland a country? I’ve been thinking all my life that this is just the territory through which Europeans are going to fight us.

XXX: A friend someone in childhood said that in order to pass the icote, you need to sing the "land in the illuminator"... Imagine: a 24-year-old aunt goes and, whoever, sings the "land in the illuminator "is visible":D

I thought I had to do something to cross the cross.
Iren: Remember how in "The Inhabitants of Evil" the first was a laser beam like this, he cut them all off.
Iren: here it is necessary that from the steady line also such a fucking when riding up immediately.
Iren: then prove and try not to break.

(The NC girl doesn't want to go on the Iron Man three, decided to go alone. Discussion with a friend)
Tomorrow for 10 tickets for 110 rubles. On the day of the premiere. It is cool, CHO

Love: hm, manououououha straight...)

The NK: Aha I will go,, cling to the frigid girl who is pulled from the comics, from her cling to syphilis and dying from that I will understand that it is bad to betray, even if you are not married. Then I go to Nirvana.

Love: ohm, and your dust will be dissipated with words - he did not live long, but he was as saturated) and do not stand against the wind - say syphilis too)

NC : PAH
The wind is five.

Commentary on Anime
- Anime clearly proves that there is a normal fool in Japan, because only by smoking tightly, it was possible to drive such - to make an interim device.......from the microwave )))))))

I jumped out under the tooth of wisdom. The doctor said that the tooth is healthy, but it is better to remove it, otherwise such a hernia will constantly pop out. While the tooth was broken, he stood up. And nothing that the doctor taught me students. He bended off his cut-off gums and said, “Look, where the dust has gathered!” Then came a nurse:
Can I take his tooth? My friend is studying design. She needs a tooth for a necklace.
Ask the owner.
I have a full mouth of tools at this time. I imagined a collar of human teeth and lost consciousness for a moment. When I woke up, there were no teeth.

A dreaming dream. Maybe even a thing. I thought long. I am a journalist. I’m talking to the chief designer(s) of the new Russian spacecraft, which flies with a triple speed of light, just before sending it around the solar system.
Q: Was it difficult for you to develop such a device?
K: Not for me at all. I was not a designer before. The ship was assembled by our welding uncle Jora. Explain how they cannot be managed. He speaks semi-scientifically and no one understands him. The first time he called them all dwarfs and went into drinking for a month, the second time - for two. I’m a childhood boy too, and I understand him. He wrote his words in a scientific language.

XU: When I look at George Martin, it seems to me that he is killing one of the characters when his punches are over. Once, when he was just beginning, his wife forgot to buy cakes... on that day, Ned Stark was executed.

What a fun life for schizophrenics! It can always be easily arranged!

Ekaterina
Going for a walk with no one

Let’s go out for dinner, let’s go out for chicken, let’s drink pork.

Pasha
The Russian tourists...

XXX: I get out of the widespread
YYY: Your shameful wardrobe vagin. and ;)

You will not recommend me to the worst enemy.

M: This is not true!

To my worst enemy, I recommend it.

by 1111
What is the weather in Peter? I don’t know what clothes to wear.)
by 2222
Standard weather for spring/summer in St. Petersburg is as follows:
In the morning, the rain and the sun
The Sun and the Rain
The rain and the sun
Take a bagel with a door and umbrella.)
by 3333
Give up the roofs 😉

The Head of Professor Dowell
He called on his Skype to Israel, where they had a feast dinner.
I asked my brother to put me (on the laptop) at the table. Full of Sur. You lie all in salads, smile to your relatives and listen to the voices:
and Fima! Genuine was brought!
Give him back to me! ...
Does he see us?

He is not a romantic idiot. We went with him to the roof to meet the dawn, and he took it off and fell.