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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87264
 20.09.2013
This is in debt!
Understand: Idiots do not climb the first ranks of science, demanding special treatment for their (non)knowledge. You do not spoil the normal notions of beauty with your sincere ugliness.”
Do idiots not climb into the first ranks of science? and naive.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87263
 20.09.2013
Hatarou: I’m Rarit, I don’t want to sew clothes, I want controlled injection and SHRUS pollinators.
You and the Sherlock.
Iris: Also always mocked that word.
Tagged: shrus
Tagged: shrus
Khataru: It sounds like a Jewish insult
Hatharu’: “O Moses, this shrute Abram is once again feeding our goat!”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87262
 20.09.2013
[18:31:56] xxx: the truth is not difficult to say
[18:32:12] yyy: Yes. It is hard not to get her in the mouth.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87261
 20.09.2013
Your cat is very thin. On the X-ray, the skeleton is so!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87260
 20.09.2013
What to give her for her birthday?
Yyy: pyjamas and table game.
xxx: how is this fist called when the circles are multicolored on the floor?
YYY: LSD

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №87259
 20.09.2013
Probably stupid on my part was to raise my lips to the keyboard and try to suck up the last dropped little piece of chips.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87258
 20.09.2013
Q: Are you pinning your gate?
No, I am married.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87257
 20.09.2013
It is not the first time I have noticed that Wikipedia is treated as a questionable source, because it is governed by everyone who is not lazy. What do you think about textbooks, encyclopedias, references? Year by year they are edited, especially hard-working in moments of political regime change. Recently, a description of Stalin’s repressions, for example, fell out of textbooks. In addition, the editorial is done by quite certain people with quite specific intentions. I still like Wikipedia more because for one editor who wants to distort the truth, there are almost always other editors who will put everything back in place.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №87256
 20.09.2013
incubus (14:45:16 20/09/2013)
The advertisement of the pension fund of Russia about 'you would have also increased, as I think, does not illusorily hint that in the end you will get a bigger fuck than you expected.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №87255
 20.09.2013
xxxx
We have a fire today.
xxxx
Comrade - a civilian, photographer - marries for the third time today. I am 33 years old and have no children. Trofimych calls, congratulates and adds:
- And if you won't have children this time, then I will blow you a hole in the hole at the base and write "Teaching", like on a machine!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87254
 20.09.2013
In the mail put a system of electronic turn and break-down vouchers. I go in and hear the wild roar of two grandmothers and the operator because of the fact that all the numbers are mixed and they are called in random order.

Times change, but the mail remains the same.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87253
 20.09.2013
From the Habbri:
“We had one client — we explained to him, explained that he wanted the impossible. He took and did.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №87252
 20.09.2013
4pda, the news of a material that is able to glue itself at the site of the cut

xxx: It is of great interest how they managed to obtain such a polymer and what is included in it?
yyy: Gnomes, Elves, and Nanorobots =)
and c)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87251
 20.09.2013
About landing on the moon:
He landed on the moon six times.
222 and people.
222: I even thought once...
333: There was a flight...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87250
 20.09.2013
I read on Wikipedia about labor. I have almost all signs of workaholism. Although I do not like working at all and consider myself lazy. Well, in the sense of how: I think, but there is a lot to work. I find that I have acquired a violent workaholism.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87249
 20.09.2013
Something went wrong in our life with a girlfriend, we lose friends-friends-lovers. I ask :
Maybe we are doing something wrong?
- happiness of kefir, or philosophizing without milk beards is uncomfortable

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87248
 20.09.2013
C of Habra:
I heard a conversation in a cafe of Russian businessmen with an English colleague about production. They say, “We must do this,” he says, “But then we will pollute the environment! Must be clean.” The translator translates. Our says to him, “Ask, he understands that it’s more expensive?” and so for five minutes. He has the task of earning and getting good karma. On the other hand, it is just to earn at any cost.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87247
 20.09.2013
Answer by mail.
A dog of 3 years periodically hangs under himself (just lying, sleeping). What is it related to? Please help!
Three years of self-determination? A 3 year old dog? First of all, I think you are patient.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87246
 20.09.2013
We played chess, and she said why was this a horse? This is a horse!
The horse walks as he wants. And on the second move, I took a pedestrian on the other end of the board through two sets of figures.
I have surrendered
Tagged: Beautiful
Tagged: survived
ZZZ: and stopped the genocide

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №87245
 20.09.2013
It is said that the most ruthless killers come from former tutors of dull schoolchildren.

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