In one of the Tomsk universes there is a couple in the tower (all names have been changed).
Teacher: Everybody has asked, and no, Ivanov has not answered. Ivanov called a random number.
by Ivanov: 12
Teacher: So whoever we have in the journal 12th in account, will answer Petrov.

One known physicist built a telescope. It is huge, with its growth. If disassembled, it will fit in a suitcase.
HH: So he went on vacation. From Berlin to Peter, from there to Moscow, and from there to Egypt (I don’t remember where exactly). There were no problems with the suitcase.
He goes out with his girlfriend means in Egypt at the airport. He immediately pulled his finger, and came. Suitable - they show the scan of the suitcase. Tell me, what is it for you? Let him explain, calls the telescope. They are confused. I tried, I tried, I arranged a pantomime - in no way. Well, they don’t understand him, and on their own he doesn’t say a word... Well, he got a brilliant idea to show a photo where he in Moscow stands next to his disassembled telescope.
xxx: He gets a camera and shows the photo to the border guards. A man under two meters tall, a three-month-old beard, stands next to a two-metre-long machina, which points to the sky and is more like a shoveled grenade than a telescope. Only the Soviet army is missing.
He says, when they saw the photo, they froze for a few seconds.Then they recalled, gathered all the airport guard, forced to gather.
The conclusion was epic: when the telescope was already assembled, the same border guard, who struck it with his finger, looked at this assembled miracle and surprisedly said in Russian: "Shit, this is the telescope! Why didn’t you say it right away?"
And then say that they don’t understand the joke :)

I got courage and told the boss that I’t go to work on Saturday.
The devil has entered you! Don’t go to work on Saturday! Unheard of it!! Did you take drugs???? to
The boss also reacted like that.

Theme of the week:

Disassembly and collectivization of firearms.

The wife chews her daughter's hair and carefully collects it in the tail. Quietly singing at the same time on the motive of Samocvets "the world is not simple"

Peaceful tail is not a tail.
An antenna for signals from the stars.

Previously, Russia had three problems: monthly, baldness and caries. Now clearly the priorities have changed: Christianity, pederists, the shattered West.
There is no problem.

111: Is it all in force?
222 and so on.
222: Just have to clean up the house... (think)
111: the box with the game to take?)
222: well, I also have a lot of different boxes with different games here..I love robrally - but it needs a companion of at least 4 people, otherwise it is boring
111: And the Archbishop does not know?( by
222: Can... but I don’t like to lose a cat :)

World of Tanks Update 0.8.6

@Alex@: Do you have this problem? The commander at the breakthrough, instead of "There is a breakthrough!" says simply "There is!". It is enough. I think it’s me or everyone else.
MercyKiller: The commander wants to eat, feed him

The post is worried once.
The post is concerned two
Three Posts Worried
Packages on the spot!
YYY: And those who are not frozen go in an unknown direction?
Oh yeah yeah :(

The Smart:
It is...
gas transmission
>>Born in the messy suburb of Moscow, without wealthy parents, graduated from the Moscow University, now working at Gazprom (I came by myself through half the circle of hell Dante), sports and without bad habits, met the girl of the dream, with whom I was ready to connect life, at work promotion with moving to Europe, all conditions - apartment, car, good business, but!!! Wedding for $4 million. At least a year to wait for a banquet is not an option, so now I go alone...even though I have not even quarrelled! And then they say that men are lazy and they only lie on the couch! Not funny, but it is true!
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Dante has 2–5 circles for the unrestricted, 7th for the rapists, 8–9th for the deceivers (8th – just for the deceivers, 9th – for the traitors).

What half of the circle did you go through, dear?

It is...

And the phrase "9 circles of hell" in everyday life does not mean at all that in Wikipedia read sloping tricks.

Another acquaintance today computer from a porn banner healed. I don’t take money principally. In the evening, this acquaintance brings a box of candy in gratitude.
My mother, entering the kitchen and seeing me with this present, says:
No, you’re just a computer venereologist.

The word "snoud" here is read ambiguously. Compare: "Leaving the pursuit, the chicken of the rabbit dropped two staircases".
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A chicken rabbit has dropped such a huge egg that it has dropped two staircases. But the building removed these damages, but people could not take the egg home.

The polyglot is considered to be the mother tongue in which you argue matte.

XXX is
You think harmful.

YYYY
It’s like diarrhea, I can’t control it.

20 June.
He: Today is Elephants’ Day in the Zoo, and you don’t even want to go for a walk.
You are an elephant?
He: Mmm... Do you want to see my hobbit?

I saw Stalker for the first time in such a theater that when I left the hall, I did not notice the difference between reality and the movie. There was a complete feeling that I was stuck "there", on the other side.

She: I am looking for a container, one on a permanent basis
Just just
he: in decent girls this is called "to get married" ))))))))))))

The employee shakes on the phone: "Abbreviation of the organization - CLATI. I dictate by the letters: Celophan, Leonid, Andrei... " Our friendly laughter did not give him an agreement. After talking to his suggestion to come up with a male name in C, we thought: Caesar. What he insulted: “When you look at ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ on the box, you think that he would answer all 15 questions at once, and try it in the studio!”

She: Uff... I will die of the heat. I sleep with the ventilator.
He’s a kid... and what about me? 😉 I’m better than a fan 😉

Mayor of Irkutsk Viktor Kondrashov discussed the situation with the mountain mill