The offended and insulted d'Artagnan

@almaximal: You know, I dream that someday there will be a beautiful time when #girls, if they have another, will say that they “have another” rather than what they “must think.”
It is a pity that this time will never come.

You know, and I dream that someday there will be a time when guys, if they just want sex, will say they just want sex, rather than confess in love at first sight and promise everything in the world. (Type of sarcasm)
Oh, yeah, I also dream that people will start to look the truth in the eye and not rush with dumb phrases like "all girls", "all guys". If you hit a bad person, do not get angry and water the whole opposite sex with dirt.

One chren (a Canadian citizen and a professional translator) under the age of a half-year-old recently led my girlfriend. Well, I tortured her for a month and forgave her - you will not command the heart.

A friend calls me and asks me to ask my ex-girlfriend to ask this shit to translate a couple of pages of text into English for a presentation.

I asked. She agreed. Asked the fucking.

Hren - made hysteria and said that it doesn't work for free.

What my friend told me:

This is a goat! And the girl has taken you and does not want to translate us!

I’m sitting here and thinking – but it’s really a goat. No shame or conscience.

Gina S. I have two questions for you.
Genetics is: 1. Where to buy pink flamingos?
2nd When will I stop spending money on all the mess?

Discussion of the law on three years for insulting the feelings of believers:
xxx: Can Satanists now not take away the sacrificial virgins?
Publicly – not publicly.

Two brothers, residents of the US state of Pennsylvania, were ordered to remove their toys and Christmas jewelry from the yard of their home.
The authorities of the Ross settlement ordered the brothers Robert and William Anselm to get rid of the jewelry until May 29. Otherwise, the men would face a fine of $3,000.

That fucking democracy.

Coming from the south, when meeting with a friend I clearly hint that you need to praise how I lost weight. A friend, critically looking at me, makes a verdict that I am "somewhat swollen, but the bones are crushing."

From the Christian Forum:

Alexander: I did not eat the illuminated cupcake on Easter.I regret, forgive God.
I just wanted (
Kor03d: Alexander, next time turn on the light. It’s sweet in the dark – you can accidentally eat it quickly.

Recalled past battles.
I jumped out of my love.
The sun rejoiced, the day rejoiced.
I was lying in a cane, drunk in the dirt.

People and years passed.
They touched me and said:"Mdaaa"

@almaximal: You know, I dream that someday there will be a beautiful time when #girls, if they have another, will say that they “have another” rather than what they “must think.”
It is a pity that this time will never come.

Klepto: This is you, a communicative man, and I was raised by wild computers in an abandoned toilet.

I constantly lose my discs. Specifically, not to lose, bought a bag for them a bag. I lost all the discs right away.

and Vladivostok. No heating or hot water.
Greench: I’ve drank the hot water while it was, I love it.
Grinch: I’ll go to anywhere, I’ll still shoot cold. and electricity.
I’m still paying my salary, I love it.

xxx: In short, make a better set of several procedures to help determine whether the grandmother is a dumb man or not. In other words, the option: "Kill the dragon - take the princess" is okay?
yyy: xxx, the principle is that dragons love virgins, and that matter is solved simply))
XXX: They don’t like them. Virgins are sacrificed first. Who will smite the dragon the girl who gives?!...

I try to distract myself from strange thoughts, but sadly, living in my team with every minute becomes more and more terrifying.
WOW: What is it?
Today, the chief accountant is just a pipe.
Less than that, she wears a bracelet in her tongue and an iPhone in a leather blanket on her belt.
thx: so she today stuck in a short top, revealing her far from flat and unstretched stomach, on which a huge blue-green tattoo is emblazoned
I don't know what to think about this man.
Q: I am afraid of her.

An old fool can be regardless of age.

Meeting at Schlagbaum

With a basket of mushrooms, as usual, I went out on the highway one and a half kilometers from my village. And immediately next to me stopped some unnoticeable “Korean.” Driving for 30 years, apparently Eastern blood, intrigued me with the question: "Where is the shlagbaum?"
Shlagbaums are usually placed in front of railways, and I started pretending where in our places could be near the railway move. I remembered a couple of such things, started explaining how to walk.
But the Caucasian interrupted me, “How many kilometers?”
I answer: “At least 35 in both cases.”
He unhappyly shakes his head: these options are not suitable, the shlagbaum should be somewhere nearby.
I start breaking my brains. I recall a road-by-road bush of a forest worker, the passage to which was flanked by a self-fired shlagbaum. But it burned down last year along with this protective structure. However, the place is very close, and there are no other options, and I give the Caucasian a clue to the burned straw.
As I walked from half a mile, he drove back and forth, stopped next to me again and asked the same question again.
“Why do you need this slug?“I’ve thrown it in my hearts.
“I was appointed for a meeting there,” he complained.
Here I recalled one, seven kilometers away, a cow branch closing on a horizontal shed, and I, in order to separate from the guy with a more or less pure conscience, directed him there.
Soon I was in my village.
This case almost went out of my memory, but somewhere in six months I went to a solid bookstore in Moscow. There, moving from the shelf to the shelf, I somehow involuntarily grabbed a look at a small follicle "A Brief Encyclopedia of a Modern Girl". I began to scratch him. There was a lot of advice on how to behave to girls in different typical life situations. I came across such a paragraph:
"Sometimes, a guy who is unpleasant to you, asks for a date with him. Here it is better not to sew it sharply, but to agree to a meeting, the place of which should look quite specific, but in practice will be too uncertain. For example, to suggest, “Okay, we’ll meet at the nearest shlagbaum.”

A broken bottle, fortunately. Broken happiness is to drink.

to this
"Slegonza argued with his husband, he went to his mother "to host",";
It’s not a husband, it’s a wife.

to this:
And for most drinkers, this is the most important thing – NOT THINK to be a stupid cattle. A person to be tired for many"

I am not tired of this man, I am tired of you and you, the whole day is hard!

Let’s bring another child.
Husband: I suggest putting the alarm at 4 in the morning and there solve this issue.