Pavlo: on the news mail, the gardener grew a tomato weighing more than 2 kilograms and received the prize VAZ 2107.
Comments: Grown tomato got a caterpillar.

From the Conan-Barbara film review:
And of course, to call his creation “the main film event of the summer”, when Volan-de-Mort’s body has not yet cooled – it’s a bit of greed.

Mr. Antony (22:08:37 20/08/2011)
Fuck, while my at sea is hot, I have been fishing for the third time :D

Coast of Leopold (22:08:47 20/08/2011)
How is it? What did he say?

Mr. Antony (22:08:24 20/08/2011)
You won’t believe it, Tripper.

One day we took a house with friends and went to rest, and not far away lived the ex-girlfriend of one of my friends, and accordingly she came to us. And we have a tradition who first fell asleep, we draw with a marker, and since everyone drinks a lot, sleep like babies, there are a whole masterpiece drawn with a marker. Well, she fell asleep with her ex-boyfriend, and accordingly we painted them, well, we usually don't touch the girl, but here we didn't hold on and wrote on the forehead with large letters the word "HUY", in the morning they somehow quarreled and she didn't look in the mirror and went home. And at home, her mother met her and said, “Where have you been all night?”
My daughter answered "My girlfriend watched the movie"
The mother stumbled on and said, “You have written where you were on your forehead!!!”and "
She didn’t talk to me anymore.)

The first Jedi in history - Suvorov) "11 September 1789 troops under the command of Suvorov (25 thousand people) unnoticed (!!) Forced river Rymnik"

This is a client application on Delphi. Something is not suitable in speed, it is easier to stream and entertain the user with a porn screensaver. It will look and with a smart look will state that the app is advanced and has a user-friendly interface. But when you have at your disposal 200mgz frequency, no God knows what server, 128MB of operating and 30 seconds to execute the script, the life of the script becomes like an episode from the movie "Pila".

Hi, script, I want to play a game. For weeks you’ve been running on a developer machine with 3GB opera and core2duo 3GHz and didn’t appreciate the optimal algorithms. You will have a chance to change today. You have exactly 30 seconds before the apache kills you banally)))

Sorry for the next, but I believe.
I believe in the magical power of bor.
I love and wait for the ex who promised to come back.
I want to be with her and make her happy. Let it all go well: both she and I will be happy together and each of us will get from the other exactly what he wants and wanted to get before.

Good luck to you and your partner"

Talk to a lesbian:
"I will explain to you the logic of a woman as a man to a man."

On the MS website:
Modern browsers use only a fraction of the computer’s computing power, while Internet Explorer 9 uses its full potential.

The Conclusions:
1) ie9 nihuya is not modern
2) He hangs the computer to the foxes)

XXX: damn... 300 of 550 MB... what a speed so ugly
YYY :
by Laadino. Remember the modem and calm down.
XXX is:
I did not have it, thank God.
YYY is a heretic!!! You had no childhood!by 11
XXX is:
I just had it.)

Alynchik (01:36:57 24/08/2011)
I will be a urologist shorter. a man will come to me, take off the pants. and I will look skeptically and say a man, and went fishing on Saturday, a?"

Random correspondence in contact with an Oriflame employee.
11.09.19 by Natalia Hello! How are your successes?
11.09.19 Are you familiar with me?
13.11.09 Natalia: Oh, I look confused...you are very similar to one Anton, just the name unfortunately I don’t remember...:)
13.11.09 Anton: )))) Definitely not me )
13.11.09 Natalia: Anton, and the possibility of additional income is interested?
13.11.09 Anton: No, I do not have a permanent.
14.11.09 Natalia: Well then I will reflect...do you need money at all?
14.11.09 Anton: No, I am a monk with unlimited access to the internet.
14.11.09 Natalia: If a friend likes you or someone from your acquaintances...Call, OK?
Anton: No, but we will pray for your sinful and selling souls in the Church of the Seventh Day of Unlimited.

On the forum, the topic about BSOD codes:

111: What you need to do so that the computer starts working, some combination may be needed, please write.... :sad:

The pink combination is suitable, although I prefer the classic – black or white silk.

From the news:
On the shore there are points for the sale of alcohol. They are afraid that the drunk holidaymakers will want to join the shark in battle themselves.

Russian people are fucking.

HH: She’s strange at all. All licensing agreements "from shell to shell" read.

What is luck.
A deep night. I work in Corel. I was very eager to listen to music. The neighbor has a small child. I’m as decent, wearing big headphones, playing music and working on. After a couple of hours, I remove the headphones and shrink... the music all this time echoed from the columns... I was very lucky, the neighbor with the family was in the country ))

The number of poisoned employees of the Saratov meat plant reached 97 people

Nirvana at work! You have to work!!! to

C habrahabr, from the discussion of the topic "If PHP were British"

Oleg Yozhic: A very different thing would have been if PHP were Russian, I fear it’t have been so polite...mayhem,

mayhem: code optimization will be reduced to inserting a motherboard before calling the functions – “anukablad str_replace()” simply has to work faster than the usual str_replace()

Licvidator: Or at least keep silent about internal problems.

How variable people are in their opinions!!!! to
I was on vacation for two weeks. The old house (a two-story stall, the walls - horror) decided to wrap the walls with hiscarton. Started to break the plinth, cash (in general, everything that interferes). Neighbors and grandmothers ask: “Are you on vacation?” The repair decided to do?" Kiev, said, yes. Grandmother’s Choir: "Oh good boy! Not that some of the Turks are riding and drinking vodka on the couch!" Broke everything necessary, began to put the frame out of the profile. In order not to fade with the scissors decided to cut it "Bulgarian". After 3 days of constant grinding and grinding (there is little space and I have to count and a lot of grinding profile, I did all this from 10 am to 7 pm) I hated the whole house!!! Everyone I met in the entrance/in the courtyard complained: "And when will this finally end?". Once even the note on the door was hanged "Suk, shut down your plate!!!". He scattered, set the frame, pierced the wires, glued the hyproc. The neighbor asks: "Have you finished the repair? Show that you did there?" Showed (not as cool as in well-known shows about repairs, but quite decent). The neighbor said: "Hey! I want to do the same..."
Now I hate a good half of the male population of the court and acquaintances... And all women/grandmothers are invited to visit... :(

Sori for the full. I know not at the address, but, believing in the magical power of the boron... Suddenly it will help? I love “just a friend.” Do you hear? I don’t want to be friends with you, but to be. To all the plushing greetings.