The road in Volgograd.
News in VK "The third longitudinal will be completed in three years."
Comment: "The third longitudinal will be built already with ready holes..."

Capital repair of the motorway M-8 "Holmogory" Moscow - Yaroslavl - Vologda - Arkhangelsk on the plot from 469 to 474 in the Vologda region

The initial price of the contract is 555 352 710 r.
A total of 1 km of road stands - 111 070 542 r.

Waiting for applause.

Women are like that – when she meets you for the first time, she already knows where you’re going to play the wedding. You don’t even know where, to her or to you.

by Denisslavin

They eat at our expense, buy expensive cars, houses (for which a simple engineer will not earn a lifetime) constantly travel to rest abroad, etc. We are violating their copyrights!!! Echo@li

The double feeling is when your car’s cap is nailed.
You are the best in sex!"

YYYYYYYYYYY Your car finally appreciated how you eat it with it!!!))

I love my man.
He approaches me and says playfully:
Girl, can I meet you?
I was angry with him:
Man, how you are not ashamed! I am almost a married woman.
and yes? I can’t see the ring on your finger.
I thought. He left, saying nothing. I am confused.
I got back in half an hour.)

On the job of the buch manager:
Why did you stop drinking water in the morning?
So I stopped drinking...
I looked at my litre bottle of minerals... ALL looked at my litre bottle of minerals...

This is where the shit had to go so that the road indicator showed both Moscow and Khabarovsk in one direction.

Details of the intimate life of the crocodile Gena and Cheburashka in an interview with Master Yoda "Who were my parents".

I was engaged in computers from 8 years old, at 14 studied TR and C, at 16 wrote websites, at 23 arranged to work as a programmer, wrote software for the oil company - programmed PLCs (AVV, Siemens, Schneider Electric), did visualizations, combined various systems through OPS-server. I am 27 years old and work as a design engineer. And today I just accidentally found out what the Scroll Lock button is used for)))

We went to the Moscow metro from the festival, a little drunk. One of us is looking closely at the metro scheme. He looks and publishes:
I wonder why the Color Boulevard is on the grey branch?

The building of the administration of any city can be recognized by the trees outside.
YYY: And by the dumbabams inside

Avs_Silvester
It is fun enough, being an experimental rock musician and a stubborn mushroom, to hang on Facebook photos of collected mushrooms (olives, whites, podsinovics and others). Domestic friends praise for the harvest collected, and foreign musical comrades, unfamiliar with the concept of mushroom hunting, put flashing smiley and praise for the high-quality psychedelicity of subsequent compositions.

Talk about BDSM

Snark: Mom came and asked:
Where are the blue on the blade?
The dog bites.
The scars on the back?
The cat scratched.
You need to go to the veterinarian...

From the forum, a survey on the topic "Do you have a conscience?".
Fatality: Answered 'no', now the conscience is tormenting, and to correct no.

Review of Nokia Asha Grey
xxx: this phone just has to be three-six...

As I love people with increased adequacy, I can’t imagine my life without them.

Do you want to print a photo in color or black and white?
No difference
...
Why is the photo black and white? I said no difference!

Funny and sad. Comment on the video, showing the "accurate" shipment of goods by the Russian Post: "I have been waiting for my package for 3 months, maybe it is among these box and fell under the car?"

Who would have thought that the harmless phrase "user:pass" would change so much in the client with the display of the smiley...

A Malaysian resident distributed gay porn under the guise of Half-Life 3.
Internet user hiding under the nickname maktu1515 created on the torrent tracker a distribution that mimics the stolen alpha version of the game Half-Life 3. During the attempt to launch, the program showed a porn video featuring two gay men, and the actor in the passive role was carefully grimmed by Gabe Newell, the head of Valve.

This is shit, comrades.