Sleeping wife eats breakfast in bed. Gives the dog a piece of cheese and points it to the floor, strictly speaking, while "p#duh!"
The dog sits down with cheese on the floor, the wife thoughtfully: "I seem to be teaching the dog some wrong commands."

This is:
Here is you! Helicopters are the souls of dead tanks.

Funny as if it is not a disease. You need to be treated, baby.
and----
Excessive boredom is not a disease. A very alarming bell. Students are a future psychiatrist.

Tretjak: I personally know at least a few "people" who were conceived explicitly in the process of anal

News about the fact that in Gomel, the parishioners of the Spaso-Presbyterian temple provided free Wi-Fi. Commentary on Twitter

@JustFray
About wi-fi in the Belarusian church: In the church appeared an invisible force that really works.

Comrade the Captain,
Did you know that the claim that titanium is chemically neutral (which is controversial in itself) has nothing to do with the claim that neither dirt, nor rust, nor paint can stick to it?

Adhesion is a completely physical matter that is not related to chemical inertia. Does it have a chemical reaction with your clothes? Is it turning her into a sweater?

I want to find a man of my place.
A logopedist?

For two months I constantly receive SMS and even paper emails from the bank, where it is that I have been approved for a loan
I needed money, went to the bank - no loan was given.

to the subject:
This is when the creators of ads on YouTube will understand that about their product you need to scream in the first five seconds, not to make long entries. They never succeed.

Thanks for the idea 😉

and Anastasia:

How to express beautifully that in Ukraine the shit system of ticket purchase?

and Anton:

The electronic ticket purchase system is not perfect and needs to be improved.

and Anastasia:

sps

We sit in the house, waiting for the numbers. A captain goes through the corridor. He is pursued by a very young driver (seemingly the first in his life tower collected in the garage came to register), so he pursues the captain, looks into his skirts, overtakes and burns: "Comrade, the senior colonel!" The captain also stumbled.

xxx: Started watching "Dead Weapons"
XXX: There is always something useful to extract from movies.
Tip number one: Don’t stand half naked on the balcony of the upper floor of the skyscraper, breathing cocaine.

The cat caught me for the fifth point.
XHH: Injurious and unexpected
Vengeance is the same.
XXX is hairy.
Yyy: Breeze and Revenge

In the last hour I got the password change confirmation codes from vk, gmail, tweet, ask, skype....

Today is a celebration at Serengeti.

He is eight years old today.

Sitting in prison remains.

for murder and theft.

xxx: the project itself on the carved symphony, authorization on the ruby, converter on the piton, line on the erlang
YYY: And if, for example, the ruby scrap goes away, who will authorize it?
We all do phpshniki.
Xxx: Just some have had minimal experience
XXX: Someone on the Ruby
XXX: Someone on the piton
Air conditioners are also installed in the office.
YYY: who has experience of installation

kudymkar: I read in one newspaper of popular recipes: "If you are bitten by a dog (and such bites, as a rule, do not heal for a long time), you need to do the following. Catch this dog, find her a few hairs from the hook, burn them, and pour ash on the place of the bite.

No, you are shaking! Not only that this creature has already bitten me, so I will still run after her, catch her and model her haircut!

A large landing ship (BDC) of the Russian Black Sea Fleet Nikolai Filchenkov will enter the Syrian port of Latakia on Tuesday, where he will spend one day, said the Colonel of the Syrian Navy, meeting the Russian ship in the port.
According to him, in Syria, Russian sailors will hold a friendly football match with sailors of the Arab republic at the Latakia stadium.

Ivan Chess
It goes well, by the very waterline, the trunk is hit with football balls, but the Syrian promised to unload overnight )))))))

I am looking for a hamster job.
Or some plankton.
I have pupil skills.
hours in front of the monitor.
I do not do any harm,
I will endure any hassle...
Maybe only sometimes
Paper and pencil.

The DarkSoul:
A strange thought visited this morning - the fairy tale of the Emerald City would be much more fun if another character joined the friendly company, who needs adequacy.

Make an alaverda to the mistress of her husband, take her father away from her mother.