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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88927
 27.10.2013
I go somewhere in the metro. At the next stop, I see very nice old women standing at the station, grandmother and grandpa. The grandmother stood face to face with the car, and the grandfather was behind her and hugged her slightly over her shoulders, fixed something on them, kissed slightly... I look at them, I am delighted. It took so many years together, and such a tenderness to each other remained... Here the grandmother turns side by side, and it turned out that the grandfather did not embrace her, but placed a large backpack on her back. and (

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88926
 27.10.2013
Comment on rumors about the construction of a floating data center by Google (Haber):

What happened to our data center?! to
He drowned...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №88925
 27.10.2013
xxx: And in general, I woke up from the fact that my father ticked me with a gun and condemned, in the manner of a German soldier: "Rise up, it is time to work a lot and eat little!" The world is going crazy)))

[ + 43 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88924
 27.10.2013
xxx: Why does the youth listening to something on the mobile phone not listen to anything to the end and feverishly switch the tracks? I’ve noticed it a hundred times and I can’t take it.
yyy: Have you seen the content of the typical "youth" playlist? There, 95% of the tracks are ear-hearted and differ from each other only by the conversion of notes in the arpediator, well, and, in rare cases, by the vocal... You will not listen to all this in a row, whole, and even sober? and :-)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88923
 27.10.2013
We love to rest in Tae, we usually ride three - I, husband, son (8 years old). So it turned out that last summer I flew without my dad (with my grandmother). And next winter I can’t. Dad and son come together. We eat dinner all together. I thought so:
Son, we went to Thailand!
“No, I won’t go,” the son replied.
What is? Will you go with your dad in the winter?
I will go with Dad.
How is Dad better than Mom?
The son turns to his father:
I have been driving with her once.
and Dad:
And what?
There was no money at all!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №88922
 27.10.2013
The news:
08:42 Roshen products did not like the Russian sanitary inspection.

12:28 Russia begins the installation of coil wire on the border with Ukraine.

She didn’t like it at all...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88921
 27.10.2013
The child approached and asked to download a tale about the pope and his balde. Only one word forgot, and what a theme for the German film industry!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88920
 27.10.2013
The wife admitted that she was finally mad when she discovered that the cat she loves to push is hiding from her in the kitchen.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88919
 27.10.2013
>> and in the corridors of the medical institution there are icons

Are there any other medicines there?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88918
 27.10.2013
Drakkar: On the channel Friday is the release of the program Eagle and Rush. Leading in Kamchatka.
Simultaneously, there is a discussion of what is happening in the local hub:
[17:34:29] <Rabbit-XXL> They will leave a bottle in a crowded place, stuck in the fuck, look after it. Found the diables.
[17:34:33] <kadzoku> We will see where they hide.
[17:35:00] <Racket> Rabbit-XXL: Yes, I’m going to go. The loch broke in search of 100 backs. Idiots will spend more on gasoline)))
[17:35:08] <SeRVeLa(D))> Rabbit-XXL: Yes, the bottle has already been found by the bombers who were surrounded there at the time of filming :)
Drakkar: The Leader Announces: The Target Soup. The coordinates xxx. Under the stone I hid a bottle with $100.
17:35:50 Rabbit-XXL is out
17:36:01 SeRVeLa(D)) is out
17:36:08 kadzoku came out
17:36:15 The rocket went off

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88917
 27.10.2013
From the forum on the game Arma 3 (very detailed and sophisticated combat simulator:

XXX is launched. After five minutes, he left the game, walked around the apartment, drank a hundred grams, ate a meal. Started the game, nothing changed, went another hundred grams, only after the seventh stomped out how to start the car...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88916
 27.10.2013
This is:
The disc is more expensive than the disc-writer... the miracles of progress or the incredible human stupidity?

Go to the antique shops - you will fall from prices

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №88915
 27.10.2013
We were yesterday with a girl at the festival "Neformal Electronics - 3" in Fishka. Mostly in the bar. A brief description of our dialogue with her:
D: Oh, the fucking music has finally played!
M: Yes, it’s just a break between groups.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №88914
 27.10.2013
Today I noticed in the subway that the sleep button in a person is on his ass :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88913
 27.10.2013
Added
A good meeting and a good trip.
When a small hole begins to break, its front edge breaks the most. Therefore, if you drive from the reverse side, the hole seems smaller.
Let’s turn it all to the left? It will be possible to drive for 20 years and not repair the roads!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №88912
 27.10.2013
st.dmitriy: and in general, it is necessary to go in the net from the left phone to pick up the OVN with a paid proxy, pay them from the terminal, in the glasses and cap, connect the proxy through the tor to another proxy and climb there
St. Dmitriy: Oh, I forgot to pick up the car.
st.dmitriy: and throw it every month, raise a new one
St. Dmitriy: a computer change once a year
Creator: "and most importantly – no sex" :-)
St. Dmitriy: Crazy

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88911
 27.10.2013
Talk to a girl in the hallway.
You are all so strange, you think something all the time.
How to live after that?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88910
 27.10.2013
Measure the distance between the bearings. I stood up at one, and the partner ended the roulette and went with her to the next. He came, pressed the roulette and said, Measure. I was confused: 0 cm I say... and here we were covered :D

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88909
 27.10.2013
to this
#programming
<+afkos> one men’s spice cake
<+afkos> on the look of a dog delicious such
<+afkos> household
<+afkos> we ask who glued
<+afkos> himself speaks and fries himself
<+afkos> one guy nearby looks at them, looks at them, and gives out "to the hell of prejudice, go out for me!and "
<+afkos> this is what the hunger of programmers brings!
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I lived in a dorm with a friend. She arrived a day later, and I had a lot of time. Well, cleaned the room, cooked meals, and Red just came for all the hot. We sit, we eat, the red praises. And here, after a reflection:
Let’s get married? You’ll cook, you’ll work, and I’ll make money! I will not betray you, honestly.! to
The dinner continued for 10 minutes.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88908
 27.10.2013
Oh, this youth: does not listen to the elderly, eats all kinds of shit and loves to play with new-fashioned gadgets. It would be better to sit with us on a tree, eat bananas and catch fleas on their parents’ skins, rather than hunt for meat and not play with their sticks.

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