Buratinich(5.7.2013, 20:10)
I try to get BD. I do according to the instructions <<link to the intrusion>>, but the drop-down list of servers is empty. Per I misunderstood something about the connection?

Buratinich (6.7.2013, 10:08):
With DB, Access catches everything, and with SQL Server 2012 Express not. Could it depend on the release?

Buratinich(6.7.2013, 19:07):
It is so. Thanks for the monologue.

Yesterday, after the flu, I went out for the first time in a week. Autumn is filled with leaves.
She picked up a bouquet of colorful leaves and splintered a wreath.
I walked around the city all day like this. The only reaction of the encountered was - AAAAAA, I want to have such a crown!!!!! to

Remember that you were all children too - and then the non-functioning utilities are not annoying))))

Thank you to all of you for the huge number of leaves;)

4pda, article on the repairability of the MacBook Pro.
The answer to the comment that they are replaced by new ones at any breakdown under the warranty.

A1i3n: Yes, they are changing! And not only will they exchange, but they will give another 1 kg gold barrel, keys from Bandley, a trip to the sanatorium, Obama will personally hold his hand, his wife will return, the kidney stones will go away, his son will finish the universe with a red diploma and his aunt will baked.

I have a joke here.
I need a cash loan of 50,000. I decided to go to the bank "Pushkin" to see, they are in the neighboring house, nearby. I went to the site, looked at all the conditions, decided on the day to go to them, make an application. In the morning news - the bank "Pushkin" withdrew the license, the bank closed.
Fuck him with him. I decided to go to the bank "resurrection", I have their salary client. I called them, we talked, we decided to go as soon as time comes. after a day or two news: "rebirth" bankrupt, urgently withdraw money from cards and accounts. The hysteria was capricious, the people rushed to shoot the bubble, the rows at the ATMs at the time were. The bank has never closed, but there is still a rumor that the curd is about to come.
In the weekend made an application on the website of GE Money (Ji Mani) bank, they called back, talked to them.
Today, on Monday, news on the Yandex - "Sovkombank buys Russian “daughter” GE Money".

I think this is another bank to bankrupt.

WOW WOW WOW!!!! to

[17:39:15] A: The fungus found a Negro attached to a tree by the Uzbeks in the forest near Moscow.
[17:41:04] B: Pipetz, tie a Negro to a tree by the Uzbek. Give up! Good for ropes.

X: You don’t have any problems with computer games?
YYY: neta
YYY: What are the problems?
YYY: comp is powerful, it is fast, it is top)

One programming curve creates two new jobs per year

I have another fantasy opus.
The magician resurrects the 18-year-old girl and she is hysterical:
I have risen from the dead! Who am I? Vampire or Zombie? Zombie or Vampire?
I would like to add the magic phrase:
Believe me, it doesn’t matter. I am a necrophile.

Can I get a haircut tomorrow?
Yes, there is time at 10 or 15.
Write the seven.
There is no time for seven, there are 10 and 15.
Can it be half seven?

Zhenya L.: a hurricane from England is approaching us
Zhenya L.: the wind is already taking off from the feet
Take a dog and sit in the car :)

In 2004, Playboy magazine named the Kalashnikov machine one of the 50 products that changed the world, determining its place after the Apple Macintosh computer, contraceptive tablets and Sony Betamax video magnet.

Xxx: It seems to me that the AC makes work faster than the Jobs processor, controls the birth rate better than tablets, and is much more useful in the household than a video magnet. Unfortunate fourth place.

Well, I believe in you! My favorite cat is sick. Make sure she is healed. Pray to all the gods! Please give her the strength to cope with the infection!!! to

News about Chinese spies
Lexik: two years later, the boiler hacked the nearest wi-fi network, unfortunately it was a microwave, which at this time enthusiastically broke the wi-fi refrigerator.
There were eight devices before the router.

Reading and encountering in life on "genial" advice to girls on women's forums - the idea arises that not only children need to be protected from the internet, but also our beloved ladies.

X: We are implementing the project here in one company. I have a list of their employees. there funny names are found: for example, Samko Love Victoria)
X: There is a suspicion that her husband has a Samez!and :)
y is a good name))
Y: It was hard at school, of course.
X: the only female for the whole school

xxx: a minute ago a guy calls and says "hello, dad"
xxx: I was "not there"
XXX: His voice is crying.
xxx: what he answers "excellent"
I’m glad I wasn’t his dad too.

Hendyr asked to change his internal number 102 to my 101 (admin number). The telephone operator arrived, interrupted the wires, and in the process, the wire from the servatore was stuck. The network is covered. While I turned on the servo, I heard the chief's wild scream in the hallway: "Yes, I didn't break your net, I'm not enough to call the suckers!!!!"and "

The husband this morning in the store met a soul mate-they and the seller apparently both did not sleep:
Is there a mineral?
Seller: No, only a small...
Which big one?
The Seller: Mercury
I am swallowing!! to

here here :

The Baltics do not love Russia so much to supply us quality goods.

But domestic producers appear to love Russia even less (((

You see the big bang theory differently when you know that all actors aged forty, they get eight million per season, and that Sheldon is gay.