Today news on Yandex: "Producer Vitas transferred to psychiatric hospital after attempted suicide"
Why did he wait for so many years?

Yesterday I experienced that contradictory feeling when you turn on Channel One, and there is Sasha Grey.

Apokalipsec: How everything changes with time. Previously, friends asked "Will you go for me on the shooter?", and now "Will you go for me as a guarantor to the bank?", the current ass is compressed in the anticipation of trouble as well.

to this
> Recently I had sex with my wife’s girlfriend. It turns out that it is not necessary to get married at all.

I recently tended to your best friend’s sex, so 1:1 dear

After visiting the sports store.
and yes. I have a ball and comfortable shoes.
There is a trunk and a motorcycle.

I now eat chocolate with the taste of coffee and drink tea with the taste of chocolate.
Something is wrong with this world...

Did you know that Apple’s headphones aren’t confusing?
Android is not running :D

And I wish you to meet a nice, handsome girl who stands firmly on her feet and knows how to see the stars.
The Girl Telescope
and hopeless. You will never get married, son.

Outraged by wild injustice. Gay parades, lesbian rights, adoption, all of them. Pedophiles are also not forgotten – sexual diversity is welcomed. And who will take care of zoophiles and necrophiles? Well, let’s say, a parade of necrophiles with partners is tough, but why don’t we see parades of zoophiles? Again, the love of animals.

To all the soul crying, listing their merits, and surprised by the lack of personal life:

It looks like this: he cut the grass, cooked the peelings, spilt the tree, fed the cat. Why is my car still not running?? to

For those in the tank: not lucky with girls - develop the ability to communicate with girls, not yourself. What you are skilled good guys, of course, will appreciate, but later. Well, or get used to the idea that you are lucky in other spheres, but not in personal life.

All of them =)

When the former school excellence was awakened by an excited husband after the wedding at night, she, as they were taught, told the table of multiplication.

From the forum:
I told my husband about the problem, he read what people advised me, then he also tried to throw the books but Kobo was hanging and didn't react to anything, the husband then pressed from behind with a clamp, according to the instructions, it was written.
WOW: It is not fair! Reading instructions is not sporty! Problems should be solved intuitively on the forum, preferably with those who have never seen this device in their eyes. Your husband ruined your pleasure.

The Sleeping Adulter (23:11)
I have a 13-year-old girl here agreed to solve the problem with theorver) I'm waiting for what she will write)
Jozef Zhadanovich (23:12) :
She will send her pictures naked, and on the body the solution to the task. You will have to look. Then she will claim to you and you will be twisted, deducted from the universe for pedophilia and you will march in the village.
The Sleeping Adulter (23:12)
A clever plan
Joseph Zhadanovich (23:13) :
The flags have become so clever lately.

I read two quotes:

"Un Dostres: One girl was finishing proposals to a patron of crying signs!!!!!!! In a dream, grandfather Freud appeared to her and struck her to death with a rubber hool.
and
"It is all about you.Don’t write here anymore!!!and "

Are you afraid of Freud?

The most epic comment I’ve seen lately:

"On the house of Brezhnev will hang a memorial board"

> So who is she to hang a board on her house! Not deserved yet!

Zzz: I’m in a strange relationship with my body. In my youth, I thought I had terrible bits of jyrra on my stomach, and then I learned that it was a belly press.

Oh my friend!

xxx: recently looking for girls in contact, to meet. Looking for those who are "in active search"
And those who have nothing specified, contact also shows in the search results.
decided to write a script for the address line, which goes to each page and searches for the words "in active search"
If there is no hidden in the search.
The contact does not allow more than one page per second to load.
Eventually more than an hour passed. I met you, fucking

Do not be greedy, share with your neighbor.

Dema: It’s an awkward feeling when you come to a concert of a beloved group in your youth and you don’t understand who it is and what shit they are singing.

XXX: The author is wrong. The average length of the member in Russia is not 15, but 49 cm.
YYY is 49.5 Do not underestimate.
zzz: in a lying state among other things!)
nnn: In the breakdown to baptism.
QQ: in diameter
TTT: for girls

Sign of New Time.
If you have at least once been entrusted with the device passwords of your teenager, all, you can reassure yourself - you have definitely taken place as a parent.