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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №89018
 29.10.2013

Shadow
A terrible rush. My student is Vietnamese.(A good student, thinking, and in general) Prepod from VPM gave him the task to write a reference to the "Excellent Vietnamese Mathematicians" (well, the Prepod is a cowboy, ch).
Here is
The title list. "Ministry of Education..", in general, the hat, everything as it should be, the name of the department, everything is clean, without mistakes. "Referat.. on the subject.." "performed.. such a thing", all by a worker, shorter.
We opened...
Inside is a single phrase.
"In Vietnam there are no outstanding mathematicians"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89017
 29.10.2013
08 October 2013
The other employee has left.
Who is this time? Where did they move?
I am Peter. I have not emigrated.)
Please check out the tractor.)
(What can you do here?

29 October 2013
XHHH: This Pidor sold the customer base!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89016
 29.10.2013
In order to restore the confidence of citizens, the Ministry of Internal Affairs ordered new armored vehicles for the displacement of demonstrations.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89015
 29.10.2013
Ro'ongshn: I like this world. To be lazy, stupid, greedy, and just a rare Gandon and stupid in life is nominal, but if you are a matte, it is yes, terrible and worthy of public condemnation.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89014
 29.10.2013
Sunshine, what do we have to eat?
Wife: Well there is a strawberry with milk... just a strawberry to cook! (Even more thoughtful) and after milk!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89013
 29.10.2013
Yesterday at the entrance there is a young man, I pass by and I hear:
What is she not drinking?
The Boy: No
What is she, a drug addict? O_O

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89012
 29.10.2013
in a cube to:

A little about childhood misconceptions. I, still in elementary school, when listening to the radio, I thought that the singer is such as Jenny Ferlopes:) And my father, listening to the children's poem "the rabbit's housewife dropped, under the rain there was a rabbit" thought "who will we wait if the rabbit's dropped?"

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And they began to live and to eat, and to chew good.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89011
 29.10.2013
Growth in sales worldwide is considered a great success for the company. And only for the Russian Post is a great misfortune.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89010
 29.10.2013
Hi to. This is an anti-spam bot. and 100 rubles. What is VAT, and how much is VAT?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89009
 29.10.2013
xxh: We held something like "class of politeness" today with first-class students. Well, they were told there what they couldn’t do in school: they couldn’t run, they couldn’t fight, they couldn’t joke in the dining room and all that. In summary, we ask the children the question:
Q: Do you know how to behave in school? What can you do in school?"
The response of the boyky first-class student from the second part, in the presence of us, a social teacher and a teacher:
"I know it In school, you can’t call a teacher a suck and send the director a nachu!
The curtain.
The Flowers of Life

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89008
 29.10.2013
Irina: brought spinach from the village, read recipes, cook from it, like a tail))))) any dish
You need to literally add cream cheese onion oil egg potato salmon!! to
I wonder if I have all this, do I need to cook from spinach?! to

Anya
Ahhhhhh 😉 😉 😉 😉
The cook!! to

Irina Rakhmanovsky
осетрины, fish particulars large, fish crumbs for broth, petry root, celery root, flour, spinach, strawberry, flour, boiled oil, cream, greens, salt, pepper by taste, egg.
I would eat without spinach.

Anya
Ahhhhhh 😉 😉 😉

Irina
Osetrin, A
Oh yeah 😉

Anya
No, without spinach is completely different taste!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89007
 29.10.2013
xxx - fuck, throw: fly to Siberia 40k is worth
Previously it was free! :D
XXX is on the train.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №89006
 29.10.2013
here here :

xxx> her thoughts are intangible.
If the thoughts were material then the waves of hatred to the Explorer of all the webmasters of the world would have long ago burned up the company that produced this ugliness.
____

The rays of good in the direction of the tiny soft from the windows (and their more than the webmasters), as well as the rays of good from all the twists (the games in most cases go on the win) keep the balance of forces of our fragile universe.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89005
 29.10.2013
I was asked about the linguistic shock of a foreigner. There is an old joke about the first Russian embassy in England, which included the boys of Longinov, Tikhonov, Putyatin, Fokin and Nevrov.
They represent them to the Queen: Your Majesty! Long enough, thick enough, put it in, fuckin' and never off!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89004
 29.10.2013
here here :

The game is "What? Where is? When is" The Leader:
- The question of our TV viewer from Uhryupinsk. Dear experts, do you remember the cartoon "Vacancies in Prostokvashino"? As the Cat Matroskin rented a cow Murka, who gave birth to a calf Havryush... Havryush turned out to be a bull. And now attention! Question: "How does Matroskin get twice as much milk?".

More to do...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89003
 29.10.2013
<xxx>: The water in the office was turned off, the microwave broke, coffee beans ended, and the code is mystical. Great start of the week. – – – –

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89002
 29.10.2013
I was at the doctor. Anamnese pleased: the injury - denies, disability - denies, something else - denies. Everything is denied. At the next interrogation...

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89001
 29.10.2013
with "A window to Europe, on the back"

Nora Hardwick, 102, decided to help the children's football team of the town of Ancaster in the English county of Lincolnshire and appeared naked for a charity calendar.
In the photo, smiling Nora poses as Miss November. It has only a light pink shirt, but most of the body still remains hidden, as the 101-year-old model stands behind the bar stand of the pub.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89000
 29.10.2013
From the stones in ZJ to the article about working in a taxi.

I worked as a student in Germany on a taxi. Once a man sat on the front seat of a huge dog, gave money, told where to take. I was afraid of him all the way and so I talked to him about the weather about the roads and so on. The dog did not respond to the electricity and looked at me suspiciously.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88999
 29.10.2013
Sasha
You know, and desires sometimes materialize.
by 22:39:58
I opened up beyond my abilities.
I thought, it would not be bad after a hot bath to drink a cold wheat beer, with fish, and watch the big bang theory, a new series.
And I had to think about it, how a woman came from work, who owed me beer, for the help of a computer, brought everything as I ordered.
I'm going to the courage bomb, and there's a new series!
I am happy as a dough)))

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