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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81166
 06.05.2013
xxx: these are business partners, so carry them in the trunk is not an option (
YYY: Well, this is how business will go.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81165
 06.05.2013
<@ḳ4oPTḳ> alphabank norcomans,) who went past their office. There is advertising with larger letters "screstm vrm ofrmlln"
<@ḳ4oPTḳ> at once the first thought was - theywatteth "d, m uprls"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №81164
 06.05.2013
I acted badly in the car room. I dared to scream through the whole salon "Mom, go see what a priora fucking"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81163
 06.05.2013
Funny seal, pizza oven, temperature up to 5000 degrees
Fuck to fuck! In it you can baking wolfram pizza with diamonds!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №81162
 06.05.2013
HHHHHH :
And today I was driving by the school and suddenly saw a large female letter at the entrance!
Then I looked, and this was a sculpture in the form of folded boat hands. Painted in pink color.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №81161
 06.05.2013
here here :
To understand us women, men. In general, I had a suspicion of pregnancy, I wrote to my loved one: "Buy greens in the store and another test". During the lunch break, I sit with my lover in the car. And he gives me green and Testo! "I say, why is it still?" And in the head turns, can it be such a kind of hint? And he told me: "You wrote the same, greens and paste.....The same situation happened when I got sick, asked to buy it in the pharmacy "SOPELKU"(a patch for inhalations), and he asked the pharmacist SOPELKU something turned out to be.....It's not in vain they say that we are from different planets....

It’s not men who don’t understand, it’s you who’re stupid! Write what you need in human language. From which side the man should guess what together with the green (!!!) Should I buy a pregnancy test? Are they sold in the same department or is he buying them to you every week? What is "Sopelka" – should he also guess? This is the first time I hear about such a hole.

Without respect, a girl who can formulate what she wants.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81160
 06.05.2013
This is the new girlfriend of Nina.
Apartment and a decent car.
Diploma - "Engineer", in work - Director
He also led the development sector.
Character funny, but slightly phlegmatic
Rude in appearance, although cute
Home What a Man Should Do
Read and even get into paintings.
Loading in the morning and swimming pool on Saturdays
Guitar, hiking, on a yacht of something...
He listens to rock, in clothes - decent
Talented, but indifferent
I love kids and I like it more.
Cooking well and delicious in general.
He freely speaks his language.
I also know German and English.
In the pants 18, reliable and strong
Up to three times in a row, and without any pill.

And Nina is happy, like in the fairy tale of a princess.
Or is it just a poet’s dream?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №81159
 06.05.2013
A guy came from the block and exchanged eggs with him.
Everything is possible on Easter.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81158
 06.05.2013
A friend on Skype said:
"He works as a regular sysadmin, in the usual state structure and they have not so long ago blurred on the job dress code (pure business suit, everyone) And on lunch he goes to the neighboring building to the Prosecutor’s Office :) So every time at the entrance of the building, his waiter stands meeting :)))";

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81157
 06.05.2013
This is the same China. A country with a centuries-old tradition of bribery and theft. They do not manage to do anything harmful to the country.
2: Well, so look, it’s all for Ulyan

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81156
 06.05.2013
Romance is fucking
Sorry, I didn’t sleep.
Roman: War with the Sculpture
Somebody’s cat fell into the trap for the scunss.
Then came Sculptor and poured him.
The poor cat was so dumb that it woke me up.
I live in a movie

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81155
 06.05.2013
Tomorrow I go to work, smoke and sleep.
Quit smoking, go skiing - you will not be offended by health!
I’ll see you on ski in May.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81154
 06.05.2013
of the Habr.
It is just a fairy.
Preservation of reproductive organ descriptions of minors up to 4 years.
And I was at the biofakes a month ago listening to a lecture on gender differentiation in embryos. Should I burn the package before it is found?

And the records of a pediatrician apparently now sharply equate to the records of a pedophile stalker.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81153
 06.05.2013
Banner in the entire wall in "Peter’s":
"More than 1000 goods at a price below 50 rubles" and below the signature "the actual amount may not correspond to the specified";

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81152
 06.05.2013
Namikiri: The concept of “tru” is the most sought. Ubuntu is not a trunk, Arduino is not a trunk, Qt is not a trunk. Only Gentoo, the naked microcontrollers and the assembler are the same.
Vacheslav_ka: Real work: a self-writing core, crystals grown in the kitchen and programming with switches.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81151
 06.05.2013
My computer has flown :(
You know, my system also flies out every autumn. And in the spring comes with a bunch of small operatives.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81150
 06.05.2013
From the listener.

In general, the Redmond police keep their fingers crossed.
That is why?
"Well, imagine that there will finally be a challenge to the local tracker - either Gates or Balmer is killed. And immediately half-planets of suspects, everyone has a motive and personal dislike... And most importantly, the question of the cause will not even arise. How do you disclose that?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81149
 06.05.2013
Q: How do you assess the prospect of sending tourists to the moon?
Send tourists to the moon for free! Here to return...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81148
 06.05.2013
I came to the country (giving close to the forest) to prepare a place for the company at the holidays.As the heavy rains passed, there is silence, I dig and I hear a loud crawl on the mud, I didn't give any importance, but suddenly the silence, I turn, stands in meters 3 a huge loose with horns as I felt with a tram stop and between us a symbolic fence. We look at each other (thoughts of all different, I like to wander into the house, although far away, I can't say anything about it...), stood about an eternity, then the loose breathed hard and then shrugged, I was in the house-shake to shake from the experience...The company came and was surprised at the size of the imprint with a good plate, but something shared the impressions I didn't want with them.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81147
 06.05.2013
Marketers of online stores:
The mosquito season begins in May. It’s fucking fucking!! And not in June, as someone told you, there are no fumigators, no fucks, no plates for them!!! You won’t even write in the book.)

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