xxx: I have a question
xxx: this is
XXX: How Navalny can be ballated into the mayor
If he was imprisoned for 5 years
yyy: by self-promotion
YYY: He was released
XXX: AAA
xxx and why?
Yyy: he said he’s a Nash)
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In Smolensk, a hypnotist stole a million rubles from a bank... Kassir claims that at this moment he felt the effect of hypnosis"):

XXX: The boxer in the box
The murderer is a gardener.

I recently drove in a placard car to the south. Coincidentally, I heard two aunts behind the wall discussing how they see the trains of the future. So, they don’t need high-speed trains, comfort, service. They agreed that the ideal train of the future should have refrigerators and microwaves in every coupe. and all! And two days to eat, eat, eat, get out of the refrigerator, heat and eat!

At work, I hit my leg heavily, the second day I crumble, I go home in the evening on the street, it has already darkened, going through a crumble walk, past the entrance, teenagers sit on the bench, drink beer, I hear:
Shooting a cigarette.
This is a zombie journey.
Do you think it has already begun?
Well, according to the games and movies, it all goes to that.

The Fucks! There was a real desire to bite and bite)))

There is a feeling that the Russian cosmonauts were launched into orbit only for them to vote in the elections, congratulate the New Year and announce the winners of all kinds of Eurovision and other Taffies there.

How did you know about the Chernobyl accident?

Arthur
Learned about Kystymskaya accident and r.techa and s.muslmowa hazardous zone radiation mutation. In Muslim people shot cattle, and buried underground work on it 7-1Z children and in the same place died and pregnant women also worked only after that the whole family was sick.

Alexander is
I will walk the street on the wall, I will run away, I will kill myself.

and Olga:
Did you come home when you accompanied me?
You miss it a lot, right? 😉

and Anton:
and ++

and Olga:
How unmarried you are.

and Anton:
Even in male.

Olga
I could add a little more feelings.

Antony
and ++!

How do you know that a man is mature for marriage?
yyy: everything is very simple - you need to check whether the mother's leg has already dried and whether it is easy to separate the flour from the bone.
zzz: only do not pick up from the ground, there are all the parasites!

and Samara. The Local News. “Criminals found five holes in the neck of a 31-year-old man, presumably from bullets, a nail in a whisky and a bite on a penis. Now suicide is the main version of the investigation.”

News: The Ministry of Defense of Russia said that the computer game World of Tanks is one of the stages of preparation of future tankers.

The comments:

FR: Of course, the infantry will be recruited for a counter strike. The football team is played by FIFA and PES. Fans of Microsoft Flight Simulator are trying to fly on the old Flight Simulator.

At this rate, the form GTA will be created on the streets.

Going into Fallout.

From the hubby from the discussion of the smart tea machine:
It will also be useful to have a wife, or at least a permanent girlfriend. They (women), according to rumors, have multi-tasking and a built-in memory block of various capacities. Some come with a different set of pre-installed cooking programs (brush, delicious potatoes...). The main thing is to be afraid of counterfeits in bright packaging. Often they have an increased consumption and do not produce any useful work, while releasing a huge amount of useless energy in the form of foreign noises and sounds.

If I lived by your advice, I would be welcomed in hell with applause and orchestra. With the words: "Welcome to you, Mrs"!
If you really listened to my advice, the devil would have crossed!

xxx (14:01:19 9/09/2013) Gathered in the search: what is a neutron star - and it happened, the third day I do not work :-)
yyy (14:02:32 9/09/2013) also what to go out in the ugoggle of the day on 3)))

We had a photographer, grandfather. I haven’t seen a picture of him where people would not laugh. As it turned out later, he did not pronounce the letters "r" and "l". And after the phrase "Fuck you", it was really hard to keep up. and.

Remember, interdomaining is an inseparable part of speech. Why not independent? Try asking a question with the help of the interlocutor. Washing, you will not get anything.
Tatiana Alekseevna, right?

Sheogorath: But in fact, Angry Birds is a game about suicidal terrorism :alles: Well or about kamikaze. How to cut the skyscraper with the greatest effect so that nothing survives there.

and short.
I went home and decided to have a beer.
22 of our laws, you know.
Well, I took it, I went out (and before me the boy came out, so I took a beer, but he was on the motorcycle).
He gathered out...
He is blocked by the Haishnikov car.
I stood up, smoked and listened. A few minutes later, he was asked to sit in the car for menta.
from the car (from gaits) is already type "what used" etc...
comes out lead menta and begins to light a lamp on the nearby bushes, quite awhile powerful I will say.
At that time, I stood and combined two things. important situation and... considered the remains of their finances.
Ment (with the lighthouse) was already going to sit back... dialogue:
I’m sorry, can’t you put it here?
M -... (why, just turned the light and lighted)
I am a little lower, you blind me.
M is... (does)...

... a minute passes...I got rid of the finances.
I - thank you very much
Have you lost something?
I was just wondering if I could get a taxi or not.
m - (pause of seconds 20)... the cock...

This is:

Call the employee with a request (literally) : "Rely on me"!!! to
P.S All that had to be connected away (((

This is another thing, our employees have not been embarrassed for a long time to say: "Come in to me sooner!"...

Husband, wife, two weeks without sex. They fought each other.
The husband, hugging his wife for the waist, almost thoughtfully, gives: and let's, like dogs?
Wife: How is it?
Husband (very seriously): Well, I’ll fuck you in the leg first...And then I’ll go lick the eggs.

For 20 minutes, she could not calm down. What kind of sex? I am married to a spherical bubble in a vacuum.

Happiness, such a stumbling!
They waited, could not wait for the boss to go on vacation. Everyone has some tails from past projects that they wanted to finally pick up in this quiet period.
He left and left me instead of him.and (