Do you realize that sooner or later an artificial womb will be created?
I dare assume that people like you will be the first to start protesting and aggressively lobbying “natural birth.”
by *****
I assume that most of the protesters will be men. They have always been and are dealing with foreign organisms. The majority of women are grateful.

I sit on the thrust, read the newspaper, a donkey started flying nearby. At some point she sits on the newspaper, I bring her to the crane and sharply turn on the water. The eagle is rapidly going away. In three minutes I finish my business, I dress up, I’m going to wash my hands. And from the hole where water goes, the same ax comes out. I take it carefully and take it to the balcony. And I let go.
If you want to live, you have to live.

Most of the students who live in shelters don’t like to go for an appetite in the evening.

My sister and girlfriend ate cakes at the party.
Girlfriend: a piece of sweet, two pieces of cabbage. How are you lying? Another big piece with chicken, a few with fish... I’ve eaten one piece and can’t do it anymore. O_O
Sister (again with a full mouth): and you don’t sing! and ;)

The idea for a startup: toilet paper with a edible tap.

You don’t know the life, babies.

Do you realize that sooner or later an artificial womb will be created?
I dare assume that people like you will be the first to start protesting and aggressively lobbying “natural birth.”
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And the genetic material, the egg, will also be artificial? Yes, if there were artificial wombs, I would have done a couple more to my two, and then there, all four in the artificial womb. Neither hemorrhoids to earn, neither toxicosis to suffer, neither teeth-haired to lose, neither to tear yourself there anything, neither to recover... Career, again, practically not to inhibit. It is just a dream!

I figured with them. He is on six jobs to buy a jacket, which will be worn for two months. Yes, on any city forum, register under the name Momochka1992, if you don't want the real name to shine, and ask. Many closets are overcrowded because it is a pity to throw away a good thing from which they grew up or, on the contrary, lost weight.

I was convinced of this when I volunteered last year, when hundreds of people came to us in a small Siberian city from Ukraine. No one was left naked, including pregnant women. And they found their wheelchairs, and beds, bathrooms.
But no, on the humorous site he tells about a difficult pregnancy, drugs, eight sub-works, and on the profile forum he is ashamed to ask.

When did you ask the savage what’s wrong? He answered this when a neighboring tribe attacked them, killed all the men, taken women captive and stolen cattle. The question is what is good? He replied that it was when we attacked a neighboring tribe and killed all their men, captured women and taken their cattle.

The test contains its own IP... staff of 14 automakers. They clean themselves and the office premises and the hangar (1 cleaner), they carry out accounting (1 or 2 buches), and so on.

On the one hand, everything is right, excessive mouths must be removed.
On the other hand, are they superfluous? Does he lack work there?
How many hours of work does the car cost? How much does the cleaning work cost? In addition, the cleaners are "coming", not for the whole day.
Here I work as a leading engineer-constructor at the MK plant. We do not have archivaries, secretaries, couriers, etc. Department of Principal Constructor. As a result, we ourselves are forced to multiply drawings, fold, sew, wear in the workshops, etc. Time is wasted – dofiga for all this (one walk in the workshop – 20 minutes to go in one direction, and we wear drawings every day and, often, not once. And from there we do not carry papers either). And it seemed that there was a clock of hernias of every kind, and only for this hour I did not draw/check a line, and I was paid for it. At my hourly rate. At the same time, you can take a girl for a salary of 1.5-2 times less than mine, and I will not waste time on this shit, but I will engage in more skilled work.
You can, of course, save on the hammer and start to knock the nails with a drill... That’s just – is it necessary?

Uncle (33 years old) took his nephew (4,5 years old) from the kindergarten and leads home.
Sasha, are you a patriot?
P is yes.
Q: Do you love your country?
P: I am not going to serve.

This is :

But in the current situation, it turns out strange - a man has no influence on the question of giving birth / not giving birth, but at the same time is obliged to pay for one of the elections. It is asymmetrical.
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This is called the autonomy of the body. Not to give birth to a man. For some reason, even a corpse cannot take organs for transplantation, even to save the lives of other people, without the legal consent of this person while alive. And in the right of a woman to dispose of her body who just does not try to enter - then abortion to be prohibited at the legislative level, then "I said - give birth," or "I said - go scratch the uterus." It turns out that you want a woman to have less rights than a corpse. And about paying - well, in the fertilization of the egg both participated, or you so, passed by, and this time - and you are hanged by someone else's choice neither of this nor of this? about condom piercings and other things only do not need for the hundredth time, such cases - a single, the overwhelming majority of women did not give up such a snare

My brother decided to meet a girl in the electric car.
and hello. What is your name?
and normal.

The fewer brains in the head, the more emptiness, the better the voice of a pop singer or pop singer sounds.

Joseph of Egypt

Yesterday in Mega. A couple of middle-aged people probably go shopping. A woman clings to a man and asks him to give him another "thousand twenty." The phlegmatic male reacts weakly to all attachments. Then he declares: "You have a bad credit history" "What does a bad history mean?!!!" “All the money I gave you was never returned.”

So, gentlemen customs officers, in the course of today’s class you will learn what type of sanction cheese and what type of sanction wine should be drank in the process of destruction.

and blues:
Lunch at work. In front of me sits our engineer, such a rough uncle of Soviet hardening. He enthusiastically watches the next documentary from the series "Egyptian pyramids built by aliens, and Napoleon was actually a human-like robot from the future." This time we are talking about the Maya tribe, which, according to the creators of the documentary, possessed protective technologies and precisely because of this was extinct. The logic is doubtful, but hell with it.

My resting brain got stuck to the following phrase, pronounced by a well-set voice of the speaker: “And here’s what a world-renowned expert on nuclear energy of ancient tribes says about it: given the radioactive background at the places of burial, one can safely assert that bla-bla-bla...

This is how I learned that in this world there is such a profession as the "nuclear energy specialist of the ancient tribes." Why didn’t I know this seven years ago, when I was just taking my first steps on my boring career ladder?? to

by LAL. That is, this wool was in one case against abortion, and in another for? Did the reaction of the partners not accommodate her?
A disrespectful fool. You don’t want to fuck up?
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Applause to fools! and the detection system of such )))

The Terminator, which is the last, has a rating of 12+.
Oh oh!
Terminator is by definition a warrior. The Fighter! and 12+!! What do you think of 12+?
A warrior without fighting, blood and sex. What could be worse? Just a horror)
Oh oh no horror. "Take a look at it! Only at us! Triller 12+ "Accountants are reporting"!!!and "
_ :-D Our bugs on such would go clean.)
_ Well)) although... If the bugs and reporting are 18+

Speaking calendar with you: do not forget to pay for the internet!

In the bus I heard the conversation of two old grandmothers, both of them already over 80 probably, discussing the third (with admiration): "Yes, she will paint, wear a hat and look like all 70!"