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[ + 64 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25825
 10.02.2010
I am sure that all countries in the world are looking forward to the next elections in Ukraine. They stock up popcorn and with greed catch every news... Such a clown parade is nowhere else to see :-)))

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25824
 10.02.2010
4-year-old girl in a row, in the store canyut mom to buy her chocolate and the next mommy is NOT, says: Then I am now!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25823
 10.02.2010
Alexander: If we were chemists... we would produce heroin and we’t know the problems.
by Vladislav: Aha They would sit in the same room and think about how good it would be to be physicists.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25822
 10.02.2010
I’m in February, like a winter fly on the window...and take off hunting, and my ass is heavy.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25821
 10.02.2010
Information about birds:
The green thistle releases a loud whispering cry of “clay-clay-clay” or a gradually quieting “gluc-gluc-gluc-gluc”. It almost never knocks out the trellis and rarely grabs the trunk of trees.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №25820
 10.02.2010
The announcement:
The shop requires an environmental specialist (cleaning worker)

[ + 97 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25819
 10.02.2010
Here you are all complaining about the girls that they are such a crazy nits, get you in full. I am normal, from your point of view, a girl, I can hold the siege while the sweet beer is melting, and eat to cook, and pick up the drunk PM from the corporate, instead of flowers, I welcome a practical kilogram of meat, instead of a shovel, paid CASCO, beer with friends, no question, just snack well. And that in the end they say to me that I am unfeminine, unromantic, not a princess in general.
What else do you need shit?? to
__________
The cry of the soul

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25818
 10.02.2010
German gang rapper Xatar, declared in international search for a daring robbery of incassors in Ludwigsburg, escaped persecutors in Moscow. According to some reports, the perpetrator stole gold worth EUR 1.8 million. He contacted his friends complaining about the high prices in the Russian capital.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №25817
 10.02.2010
Are you talking about coming to Eurovision?
- Ah, I recently watched her clip on the Garden, the victory is guaranteed.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25816
 10.02.2010
Artem: I wrote you before... and you ignored me... hunk hunk
I didn’t love you then, but I love you now ?
Tagged with: Angel
KAG DILLA?
Artem: o ple) well, at least someone.. let's not a sympathetic lady, but a guy with a hairy leg, but it's still nice :)
You haven’t seen my ass yet.)
Monkey: Still standing
Manki: mmmm seen))
Damn you saw it.
It’s strange when your legs are just hairy :D
Do not show this mail to anyone.

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25815
 10.02.2010
My mother works in a pharmacy. Sometimes very naive people come.
Hi, please give me a laxative.
Mom gives, breaks the check... And here’s the question in the head:
- And laxative - is it you drink, lose weight and sleep?

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25814
 10.02.2010
What are you breathing? You have sex! It will soon!

[ + 93 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25813
 10.02.2010
She: You know, by the results of one test, it comes out so you will have to live with me all your life! ;-)
What is the test?? to
She is pregnant...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №25812
 10.02.2010
Siddhartha in the cafeteria - some drunk guy comes in, smells, explains.
And if they were here, they would have put him in the head.
I said, “Where did you get it?”! to
I’ve heard that they never hide their feelings.

[ + 75 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25811
 10.02.2010
Sklep - I understood why some girls shave their eyebrows and draw them with a pencil.
Sklep - half an hour before the date, I realized that I looked like Brezhnev, and I don't know where to look for a pincet...
Sklep - so in the bathroom I found a machine for three blades... and decided to carefully shave the grown hair.
In general, with a bleeding eyelid, half the eyebrows and a missing part of the eyelids, I sit at home.
Draw when they grow up.

[ + 100 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25810
 10.02.2010
cynical
I watch an anime about a group of mercenaries who must split five selected elves to make the tattoos on their bodies a spell that will return them to Japan.

Kentaro
Now you know why you don’t smoke grass.

Kentaro
You do not need it.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №25809
 10.02.2010
X: What to give you for a day?
YYYYYYYYYYY))
XXX: I didn’t know you were.
YYY: Well then your epiphone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25808
 10.02.2010
to this:

And let’s go to Kilimpliz and задолba.li to write all sorts of rugged stories that would also take stupid nits.
— — —
The Stage!
Personally, I ran on Kilmi Anekya to poison (let’s start with the bearded)

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25807
 10.02.2010
My friend says, “Look at what I have with the compass.
I: What’s wrong with him?
Girlfriend: There is... The Blue Screen of Death when loading, here.
I turn the computer on, the installation screen of the HR is illuminated with the requirement to insert the disk and enter the serial book.
I: I don’t know if I’ll please you or upset you, but you have a blue screen of birth here.

[ + 66 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25806
 10.02.2010
and XXX:
I want a Geiger bracelet, a backpack with a tent and an IRP behind the back, a heavy leather scarf on the floor, with a cap, a barbecue and a respirator...

OOOU :
The milk! You need to go to the army!

and XXX:
Two years of wishes

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