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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33828
 31.07.2010
I have three principles in my life.
Inheritance, encapsulation and polymorphism.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33827
 31.07.2010
XXX: Do you change sex for 2 banks of strawberries?
YYY: What is the wardrobe?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33826
 31.07.2010

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I was treated negatively.

and CHC:
How did you say?
I went out to that leovmu chuvaku there is a room there can ipaca

or

Did you go out to that left-handed guy there pitched a calyant beer and a whirlwind mood?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Noah...

and CHC:
by Dybala)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33825
 31.07.2010
XX: Yes, the ego can’t measure the full breadth of our thinking.
xxx: there is no graph "your version of answer"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33824
 31.07.2010
The question on the console "Do you really want to stop the demon(s) GDM?" looked so epic that I didn’t even hold on and stopped the evil demon... in vain.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33823
 31.07.2010
My fuck my brain that I don't love her
XXX: What kind of I treat her like everyone else
YYYYYYYYYY
Cut her leg.
Say it hurts appetite.
You never cut off your leg before.
They like to be first in something.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33822
 31.07.2010
TASHA (13:51:32 31/07/2010)
Yes, no, this one hacker put me, much more!

pecheneg (13:52:18 31/07/2010)
In a tambo, a person is called a hacker if he was able to change the age?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33821
 31.07.2010
Xxx: received today the task: to pay for the services of the public sector in the collection and to buy soap. I wrote in the phone a reminiscent of "Sberbank and soap"... After the morning work paid for the ZKU, there was only one - soap. I updated the mail for an hour and remembered what I should come there or what and to whom I should send?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33820
 31.07.2010
<Snt> what a fairy perversion to distribute torrents inside torrents
Snt is enthusiastic
<Yat_Grut> Itts a rashn naйшn tradishn - ze matrjoshka

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33819
 31.07.2010
thx (15:32:04 31/07/2010)
If a grandson returns to the past and kills his own grandfather, his birth will be impossible; but if he does not be born, the grandfather will not be killed, and his birth will be possible.

whey (15:32:25 31/07/2010)
In the future, Fray fucked his grandmother.

thx (15:32:34 31/07/2010)
Strong argument

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №33818
 31.07.2010
I am studying for a journalist, the fourth day I am practicing in falsehood, writing on the subject of criminal chronicles. I saw all of them, but today they just killed.
Uncle, an intellectual of the professorship, wrote a statement to the car trainer who repairs his car. He was stabbed when the one, the BRABANNA DRUB, raped his car. This same slug drove the car on the squad, he warmed the slug, adjusted from behind and doubled the slug in vain. Moreover, when the owner caught him for this occupation, he could not pull out his farm. The plaintiff demanded from the car trainer the full cost of the car (type he is now sad to drive in an abandoned car) and 500 thousand moral damages. This is so. It’s a pity that you don’t write this in the newspaper, we have a cultural edition (

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №33817
 31.07.2010
Ancestors on vacation. They watched the apartment. A special order is to water the flowers. To not forget, he wrote on the desk with fat letters: "Flowers of the fields!". I turn on the computer, read the inscription, and I don’t know what field flowers are.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33816
 31.07.2010
Sitting in the gorge, a man on a murdered ancient Moskovich comes to us! A car full of ass. My father was similar once too. And here he makes the crown phrase:
"This car made me a hideous car slider, but fucking like a driver"

[ + 2 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33815
 31.07.2010
“Never, hear, never let girls do mines in a Nissan Navara on a full run! In her (Navara with ACP) the lever is easily converted by the right seat into a neutral. The car becomes uncontrollable.
PS: As I started, I almost stopped.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33814
 31.07.2010
Kav> What the smart in the head, the stupid in contact in status.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33813
 31.07.2010
The xxx (spam)

If this chain of emails breaks down, you will face 10 problems in the next 10 years. Send this message to 15 people. Tomorrow morning, the person you like will confess to you in love. You will be together and he will invite you to visit! Tomorrow is your craziest day, if you don't send out 20 such inscriptions before 12 o'clock, then your love story will end. This is neither a joke nor a lie.

YYYY :

The fucking! In 10 years there are only 10 problems. I take clearly!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33812
 31.07.2010
The morning. Get out of the soul. As always, I forgot to take a coward with me. I roam hard in the closet in search of the precious thing, wrapped up with a towel. A little girl sleeps in a half-meter bed. Suddenly the towel falls...I turn to the girl, and find on her face a mysterious smile and half-open sleepy eyes. The dumb scene lasts a couple of seconds, after which she whispers "I would blow", turns around and falls asleep. % of

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33811
 31.07.2010
Yes, I live economically for the whole year, I spend almost nothing, but in vacation I can afford everything, for the whole day.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №33810
 31.07.2010
Loses are peaceful.
It is not that they love people, but that they love them. No one will be stuck at 100%.

There is, of course, one moment... such as... in general, if the fox runs, and you are standing by him on the road... he too.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33809
 31.07.2010
<xxx>: In the absence of a county...
<yyy>: The kitchen can be cooked.

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