At two o’clock in the evening, I help my mom print a program from a concert in Warsaw. The concert was dedicated to Marina Floraeva. And here, among other names, my mother suddenly dictates me:

"My day without Putin is bad"

I look at it and ask: "Why???and "
OYU quietly looks at me and repeats with an unwavering look: “My day without Putin is bad.”

I am "My day without Putin is not good"????? to
My mother – yes...
- "Without Putin is not good"????? to
Yes, my day without Putin is bad!!! to
Is this Marina Cvetayev’s writing, or are you telling me?? to
Sasha, let me print.
- "without Putin... to shrink...."

I printed...

What are you writing???????????? "My day is rough "!

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We made a jump in time! 😉

I have invented such a crazy stuff!!by :
"QQ"
And don’t bother :)

Yesterday I was with a colleague at the escort service salon. In the border, to put it simply. There was a management account. I discovered a curious thing.

We sit, in short, in a break on the couch, drink coffee with the hostess of the salon and "models". Girls, of course, discuss customers: who has how much money and who rides what car. Here my colleague joked: to say, probably, the more a client has a jeep, the less a member.

So here. It turned out that everything was not so simple. The workers of the choir explained to us that this is a myth. In fact, owners of expensive black jeeps, on the contrary, have (in most of their) genitalia size a few centimeters longer than the average. Everything happens, but this is the trend. According to the girls, the matter is not even in the size of the car, but in its efficiency.

Men with long members do not regret the money for gasoline and buy powerful cars. And men with small growths choose different economical options, such as Matisse, and then out of envy unleash rumors of jeep drivers.

This was the first time I was delighted that my caravan ate 16 liters ninety-second to a hundred.

xxx: a week ago submitted a topic on the "management of stocks"
XHH: It was said - the source of the task is mandatory
Everyone took something normal. No, bl*d, one group decided to get out: I wanted to calculate how much Ukraine owes Russia for gas
WOW: And what?
I have calculated! It came out 150 (add 18 more zeroes). It is in dollars.
XHH: Prep checked for two weeks. There are no mistakes. It is "5"

Maxa and Marina are one name.
Yes, as Kirill and Oleg

Teaching English at the Faculty of Mathematics.
The old age:
We have two people who know English.
The Prep:
If you knew English, you would be studying in a foreign language faculty.
One of two:
Do you think I know math?and 😉

My sister burned. Standing in front of the mirror, he is going to paint. Takes a toner, says:"Taak...the groundwork is gone!", smells the face. He sees something wrong. Under the vivid nickname "Yes... the truss went!" applies powder. After that, he looks critically into the mirror, takes the body, opens it and cries: “Laki, paint, enamel!”And it"s the color of the skin. He looks satisfied at his reflection and gives out:"The section is finished. Take the work."

Max and I registered.
Which website? on which website?
Oh yeah, in the dungeon! In the Zack!! to

Today I understood what could be worse than an ordinary pigeon-like pigeon that resembled a cigarette at the moment of stretching=(

Apparently 27 years old, long not a child, but... After watching "Piranha 3D" every time, sitting on the toilet, I catch myself on the terrible thought that now from there will jump out a toothed cheek and scratch my member...

Nick Changed
Conscience: Why
BIO: Stresses when you go online

xx> no, I only went to the computer club three times in my youth
xx> once a girlfriend's friend won
xx> she really left me almost immediately (
xx> 16 years old. to communicate with girls did not know, and in the trunk 3 spilt well

On the radio "dacha" is an interview with some singer - "I am a girl very deep" could not listen further)))

I recently called a friend, he responds to me, but the voice is chilling...I ask, have you slept? he says yes..I am like this: but you went to the bathroom..he replies..he was there and slept))) Thank you, he says that I woke up)) then he told me..sleep, he is warm, but his shoulder is cold, I want to hide, and you will not hide with water)

36 000 rubles per student per year is allocated by the state.
Our director tells us, “You see the student, and I see 36,000!” It’s fun to watch her change of mind. 180,000 people are talking. There were 72,000 men’s toilets.

The greatest and most tragic mistake a single man makes when he marries is that he thinks he will finally have a delicious meal, have sex until the end, walk in clean and smooth underwear, his apartment will constantly shine on its own, his friends will still come to visit to cheer, and the expenses will be reduced, because “to live together is easier.”

xxx: I learned that I was burned with my erotic drawings (I always painted them then) from my father’s lady. My mouth became confused, but the situation was disrupted by my father's seriously spoken foolish phrase:
You are already an adult. Have sex with whoever you want. Not with Negro.

XHH: Write it faster.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Q: You wrote to me. I have a goose.
WOW: What did I write?
She doesn’t say what you wrote to me, she tells me what you wrote to me.
WOW: And what did I write?
Not what you wrote, but what you wrote at all!
No, I did not write!
Ohhhh... I wrote!
WOW : what?
HH: How do I know? Asha told me you wrote to me.
WOW: And what did I write?
Again I say: How do I know?
I did not write anything.
Ohhhh... I wrote!
I did not write!! to
I wrote, Ashka told me, then you wrote to me.
WOW : Yes?
Oh yeah yes!
WOW: And what did I write?! to
I know what you wrote! Wow what you wrote!! to
WOW: I did not write.
HH: You have written
Haracho, Haracho, I have written But I will never tell you what I wrote.
You have to get out of it at night. That’s exactly what you write there!
I am writing your hickey. Stay away from me. I want to sleep
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: It is all! They hurt!
...
You are writing pastanah.
It has begun...

<dominica> will we smoke?
<xxx> I quit smoking
<dominica> will be passive)
<xxx> I don’t want to do it!! to
<dominica> listen, you there end porn watch about_O